Alright beta male's of Sup Forums Alpha Male reporting in ask me anything

Alright beta male's of Sup Forums Alpha Male reporting in ask me anything.

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>Alpha Male
GTFO you fat ass manboob fuck

Timestamp?

Even your fucking hair is fat lol.

Look at that patch of fat hair up by that pickled pigs foot lookin ear

Triggered.
To lazy to waste paper

Hot pockets

Ha, keep them coming boy's.

DOES IT

FOR FREE

This is what happens when you drink whole milk as an adult. Let this be a lesson to all you alt right manbabies.

How sad it is it makes you feel better pretending you're alpha on Sup Forums...

30%+ body fat. Rotten teeth, trailer park home. Alpha all day. Lol

I've never had hot pockets
Rate them out of 10
Maybe I'll make it a cheat meal

you forgot to put on your fedora fucking fatass neckbeard

Alphas dont eat hot pockets. Wheres the mountain dew? fucking beta.

hershey squirts/10

honestly, bbq chicken and philly cheese are dank though

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Alright cool, thanks

Make 10 push-ups "alpha"...

Goddam it Chris what have I told you about eating hot pockets naked?

3/10. It's something you eat out of desperation. youtu.be/N-i9GXbptog

Tell us about your successful life "alpha"...

OP is not the guy in the pics. These were posted earlier

Oh cool a new shipment of bait

to be real though I'm kinda with OP on this one

I mean, you guys and I are just lurking for the next thread that's less gay than the rest

meanwhile he's said fuck it, I'm gonna post my own, sit here and eat while they bring the entertainment to me

kinda more alpha than anyone else in this thread atm, i guess.

Looks like the Alpha Male got trips beta male's.

Pete? You're so fat now that I hardly recognized you. How is Ashley?

how can i become alpha like you?

he finished her meat then turned on the bones

Being more alpha then all Sup Forumseta's here doesn't make you alpha still...

So they're just bigger pizza rolls?

how much pussy are you swimming in?

She's doing well she lost a lot of weight since the last time you saw her.

yeah valid point

like being the tallest midget and all

Oh, a second hot pocket.

Shave your beard, "alpha".

how the toilet cleaning going kenny?

Alpha males stay with one Alpha female didn't you know that?

I'm the tallest of the mound folk.

clearly not... I have much to learn

Yo post your girl is she fat too?

Why?

>obese
>alpha

pick one, fatty.

more like pic related

Old picture

post her nudes so we can see what an alpha female looks like

youtube.com/watch?v=xfPpTeR_760
this is you

Yes, YouTube.com/freecst and YouTube.com/matthewhknight

I can be arrested for giving and showing kids like you adult content sorry.

Did you burn your dick fucking that hot pocket before you hit the cold center? Not sure if you're even able to make it that far.

I ate 4 of them they were very good gonna sleep good in a few waiting for my Xanax to kick in.

Yo just post that big ol pussy. Come big boy.

Love you Sup Forums

K delivered.

Eh? What am I looking at my large friend?

Her Facebook page is babygirl239 if you wanna talk to her.
Your possibly to much of a pussy yourself to message her.

Why is your house got office ceiling tiles?

Where the bitches at

She's a lesbian? You been lying lardo.

Eh that's the part of the house where the guy who lived her before me ran some office out of the house honestly if I have a hurricane good enough it will take that part of the house off its basically almost like a trailer add-on to the house.

My Facebook says I'm divorced do you believe everything someone puts on Facebook :)

Smash your fat fists through the ceiling.

It's a weekday

K if you say so large Larry then it must be true.

Can i please get on my knees and service a real man?

K.

wd40 inside the pig of a house

if you have a selfie of yourself eating something, then youll never be alpha sry fat fucker.

Real alpha show penis

>Fat
>Ugly
>Ginger
yeah proper alpha. you fug