Guys be careful what you stick into your asshole

Guys be careful what you stick into your asshole

>be me
>ocasionally put things in my ass when feeling very horny
>decide to put the end of a hair brush into my ass
>didn't inspect it very well
>inserting maybe 4 inches
>feel intense pain
>remove brush
>bright red blood everywhere
>panic, think im going to die
>try to clean the area, cant
>try to stop the bleeding cant
>have to ask my mom whos a nurse to look in my ass
>tell her i scratched it with my finger wiping
>she says its okay
>put some creams and eventually bleeding stops
>im cleaning up the bath room and i look at the brush and notice something odd
>turns out the brush "pinched" the side of my anus and when i inserted it, it ripped a line like a skin tag about 2 cm's wide and 4 inches long right into my ass
>this was 3 days ago
>every time i shit the wound reopens and i feel immense pain
>blood covers my shits
>have to clean my asshole and apply creams after each shit
>mfw the thought of sticking anything into my ass brings fear
>mfw cured my homosexual masterbation habits

that's ok, I don't stick stuff up my butt.

/thread

That's what you get for being a faggot

>about 2 cm's wide and 4 inches

>2017
>not having a 7 inch dildo for anal insertion

Enjoy having feces entering your bloodstream and fucking your shit up

let me fuck you x

feces in your blood stream fuck nothing up lol

1. Get a tapeworm
2. Tapeworm shits eggs around your anus
3. Eggs get in bloodstream
4. Get rekt

>>tell her i scratched it with my finger wiping

protip, if your mom is a nurse i'm 100% sure she already removed some foreign object from someone's arse as it's a common occurrence in emergencies, so next time you look her in the eye, search for that "dead inside" part when she realized her son is a potential butt pirate.

Not enjoying the pleasures of anal stimulation. Just don't stick anything up your asshole that's not made for it.

>what is sepsis

Is not being a fag actually that strange? Well maybe it is, it's 2017 after all

i bought a dildo and lube. i am too greedy though and just use my spit.

>tl;dr: op self caused an anal fissure.
Hellish, isn't it?

You don't need a DEGREE to use your brain! There are THINGS designed to put into your ass. Enjoy the pain! You'll learn...

Well shit happens eh?

that sounds rather annoying, like a complete pain in the bum

No sympathy from this guy get rekt scrub that'll teach you not to be a faggot

Buy a $15 probe and continue to cum better because you lie and make 80 threads

Yeah, why use about? Can't OP at least be precise with the measurements

Its okay i aint a faggot

good job op you got the attention you wanted

olive oil ain't expensive you dumb faggot.

right, when you are healed up, I'm sure you will have learned your lesson about not putting things up there that don't belong.

Now be a good little boy and get yourself a nice hard cock to pound your sorry little ass

Thats why you buy a 8 inch dildo like a normal human being.

Oils are such a bitch to clean though

Oh yeah, something along the lines of this happened to me. Ended with a little blood in my stool.

Still love the anal though, haven't built up the courage to really them my girlfriend about it. bought a dildo and tried to have her fuck me with it but she was too intimated I think.