Fuck. Any way I can pass it off as a joke?

Fuck. Any way I can pass it off as a joke?

just say "I'm a faggot, dad!"

he'll know what to do.

Im gonna need a quick answer!

Nope your ass is toast, post his reply though

Tell him you got hacked

Only thing I can think of is saying I thought you were being a dick so I was posting a picture of you as a joke

like this guy is walking his dog

You sure?

You can delete messages m80. Just delete that message and act like you have no idea what he is talking about and his phone must have a virus.

Then when you go to "fix" his phone delete the image and fiddle around for a bit before handing it back and saying "the spam should be gone now"

>im a faggot daddy
My sides

if he says anything about it just say 'what picture?', and when he confronts you IRL just say that's definitely not what you sent him.
find a way to delete that pic from your ph so it looks like you didn't send it to him. then about a day after - tell ur dad that a couple of other people complained you sent the same pic when you didn't

then, say u think ur ph has been infected with malicious code, factory reset it to complete the story.

do you think that will work for you user you fucking dirty careless faggot?

Trips decides

What the fuck! What do i do now?

ohh you fucked up npw boy
if it were a cute trap it would be so bad but you had to be this much of a faggot didnt you

You don't know anything about that pic. Delete it from convo.
When he asks say wtf? Maybe a virus in your phone let me check

oh walk the dog I thought you meant wank the dick!
>walk the dog = wank the dick?

>what do I do now?
Continue shitposting your cancer on Sup Forums

yes very clever you've clearly put the name of one of your contacts as 'dad' and then played a hilarious prank to amuse an audience of 1 on gaychan - urself

fucking kys you transparent, unfunny, adjective, noun, verb

obviusly fake

As an FYI, no one actually believes any of this shit, OP. You're just a lonely autistic virgin, desperately seeking attention from other lonely autistic virgins on the internet.

Wait for your dad completely naked, with a paper that say punish me

Its real!!!!! Please give ys my dads g N a kill me

>You're just a lonely autistic virgin, desperately seeking attention from other lonely autistic virgins on the internet.
and Its working for what it seems

just kys you fucking cringelord

Comon guys hes gonna head home in 30 minutes, I only got an hour to fix this

Guess you're right. Jokes on me

Tell them it was on of your duchbag friends

ONE*

Play dumb when he gets home and say your phone was hacked.Say from like a porn ad or something, i feel like he'd get it.

>fix it
You're looking for a way to fix your little pretend game on the internet? Get a job and/or a girlfriend, you fucking loser.

just dont do what he asked, pretend you lost your phone and the next time you see him tell him you lost your phone and ask if he's seen it.

hide that phone and dont let it ever be seen again, stick to the story and it can play off like someone who has your phone is fucking with him

You guys think Im boned?

This thread is fake and gay

this is the fakest shit i've seen on Sup Forums all day

so fake it hurts

fucking sage this shit

Fake but made me kek.
Thanks for the wed night laugh, user

What the fuck! Why is he asked that!

user
give up on this joke

This samefag cringe is off the charts, but I still wanna see where this goes.

What the fuck!

Why is he asking that?


What te fuck!!!

SON, YOU BETTER BE FAR AWAY BY THE TIME IM HOME