Good evening, Anonymous! How's your week so far?

Good evening, Anonymous! How's your week so far?

>ADVICE, FORTUNE-TELLING, AND FRIENDLY CONVERSATION

>Want a tarot reading? Great! Just roll some dubs. Or trips. Or quads. (GETS)
Ask me a question, and I'll use the cards to answer it. Name a topic, such as career or love-life, and I'll interpret the reading based on the topic. Tarot readings take time to craft, but you can remind me if it looks like I missed you. Just don't be obnoxious!

>GETs can be donated to others.
If you see someone else failing to GET, feel free to give them your dubs. Just make sure it's a specific person. Offering them up vaguely to everyone leads to confusion.

>Can't GET? Give us a name, and my junior shrine maidens will deliver to you a fortune cookie.
A fortune cookie is a short blurb about your luck for 2017. The name can be made up or real, doesn't matter.

>Advice is free, give and receive as you wish.
>Be patient. Be kind. I love you all very much.

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Hi Reimu!

Mantis

was in time for the thread.

what is my fortune reimu?!

where's the alert though

...was what I was about to post, then it came through.

frick!!! i need dubs now!!!

Reimu please help.

Wow, you were early too.

-Al

hello folks

Bump
Mantis

bumpity bump

Chief needs to look.

I know I was reloading the catalog this time...

>Inb4 he of much armor does not look

-Nico

Hai there~
Hey, hun. How ya doin' tonight?
Yo, Edd~

believe it or not I have an alarm set.

Hello Shrine residents.
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-Koi

My weekend was much better than my week so far. Was at an anime convention all weekend, and while I had fun, I ended up coming down with a nasty case of con plague.

Beat you to it~

Hi, I got dubs before.

I need a reading.

good enough. got my runes finished up. you?

I-I just let you beat me to it! That's all!

>That porn ad
kek

-Nico

Hi everybody.

Got a topic or question in mind?

Suuuuuuuuuuure you did.

General future, love life, family future.

hi reimu!! wanna hold hands?

well I had that asshole DM again and he did his asshole things.

thankfully all my "debts" are re-payed back to the real players so I can probably ditch the character now when I have that DM.

i like where this is going

-Nico

What is Con Plague?

~Mantis

Yeah, it's so embarrassing.

It's all over mobile.

Meh. Haven't been able to think straight for the last couple of days on the medication I'm taking. Don't like it. Gonna stop like I did with the one before it, I figure. Kinda sucks.
Hilarious, amirite?

That takes perseverance. Good to see you.

Hey Koi, what's up?

Hey Mantis! It's been a while. How are you?

-Al

I don't know why I fell for this girl.

I fell for her literally only knowing what the back of her head looked like. Didn't know her personality, didn't know if she was actually cute. Didn't know anything, other than that she had Dark Red to almost "Purple" hair.

Then everything from there just cemented how I felt for her.

nico frick off im trying to hold hands

Have you ever thought Reimu's readings are way too precise?

Con Plague is when you scream so much a convention your throat goes to shit.

-Nico

that sucks. which one, if you don't mind my asking? is it one that's safe to cut cold turkey?

that sounds more like infatuation than love.

A term given to any illness you catch from being at a convention, typically the flu or a cold. I had the former.

I so did!

I see your pistons and raise you a dorito.

Hi! I'm Good here! Got a change in my work schedule. I'm off on weekends now. I havent had that in a very long time.

whats good there?

Things are different now, my brother had to get a new job because the one he had for a year or two decided to let him go abruptly. We both don't need to get up before the crack of a sparrow's fart to get him to work. He should also get his bike back in the next couple weeks.
Other than that, not a lot of personal news other than considering a specific jobsearch agency that'll actually try to get me a job.
-Koi

I don't know what to say other then you really let your emotions to control you. Maybe have a moment to reflect?

Sorry but I was a bit busy and forgot to get the pictures of the sketches. I will remember though tomorrow.

rolling for fortune and hand holding

Evening everybody.

-phi

Could you elaborate, user? It sounds more like you are more fixated on a concept rather than a person.

>that sounds more like infatuation than love.
Maybe it was at first, but wouldn't there need to be a trigger to fall for someone?

Knowing what they look like would be a good start

Also, I can acknowledge and accept her faults. So that seems a little more than infatuation

>Maybe have a moment to reflect?
What do you mean?

Reiiiimu!

I wish you luck with getting a new job. It isn't easy.

-phi

YoRHa Unit No. 2 Type B, reporting in.

Email: [email protected]
Steam: steamcommunity.com/id/virtuous_contract/

Email me or add me?

I've got a new job so I can actually hit almost every one of these threads now. Which is good since I enjoy the conversations.

Good luck on getting a job. I hope your situation works out.

Good evening phi

-Al

rolling again for fortune!!!

Stopping in to say hi! I'm super super sleepy though, so I won't be here long.

Readings can be precise if you've got a feel for the person or the situation. Unless you meant accurate instead, in which case they have a strange tendency to be.

Hey Hey Hey thread

I'm back from my week off

How has everyone been?

-Sweet Roll

Yes. Many.

But specifically this at the moment:

Future/Love Life.

I would like to know about my distant future and if I will have a family.

if i get dubs will you hold my hand

Evening nep, what's new?

-phi

You totally didn't!

>shitty dorito engine
Why do this?

Evening madam!

-phi

Hey Sweet Roll, what's going on?

-Al

There are times yes...
It'll be best to wean off. It's Wellbutrin. My Psych assured me it would probably fix all my problems and here it hasn't fixed even one~
No apology necessary, sweetie. Though I appreciate the consideration.
Hello there, lovely 2B~
Meh, things have been alright, I suppose.

Howdy

-phi

Try to beat this

i see thnks!

Thanks!

mantis

Hello everyone! Ever had that moment in your life where you just remember about a game you used to play to the exhaustion when you were really little and the game was sooo great you just want to see it once again, but then when you search it up you notice that maybe...well, it wasn't that great to begin with? It just happened for me with Peter Jackson's King Kong, and i mean the ps2 game, god i used to like it so much, but now it just feels like...meh? Even the graphics, iremember it being godlike while clearly it's not, i mean, not that it's bad, but i remember it being much better than that!

Long time no see, how are you?

-phi

Everything I learned about her after that kinda makes me see just how much I like her.

Her volunteer work, her general demeanor and mannerism, her major, her little quirks, and even her "faults" all sorta cemented how I feel for her.

(General Future)
>The Horned One
You're going to find yourself returning to the wild in the coming years. Getting more in touch with your animal nature, acting on impulse, and enjoying nature more. It could be a good thing, as long as you don't let your impulses lead you astray.

(Love Life)
>Knight of Swords
Your love life will be sparse. Goals take priority over relationships. Take care.

(Family Future)
>Ten of Cups
Your family will have everything important in life. Stability, security, love, trust, satisfaction. It's going to be a good time for all of you.

Sounds like you were lonely, but at least you found some qualities about her that you actually like. Non-superficial ones, I hope. Don't worry too much about how it started.

Thank you.

-Nico

sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
can i have read will i get my sleep next 3 days or im gone be in the fog once again , rolling for dubos

You seem happy, as usual.
So I will continue to assume that everything is going well for you.

Only for the first minute or so, remembering the shortcut for reloading the page helps.

The stupid thing is, I'm with an Agency, but they're not actively trying to put me in any jobs. The agencies my brother's been with do and have. I shouldn't have to be with shitty agencies that don't do anything to actively get me a job but just tell me to use their website to passively apply to any shitty job listed there.
-Koi

Hey 2B, almost didn't recognize you since you didn't say your normal "2B reporting in" and used a different picture. I like the new more complex greeting.

Yeah, that does. How is your work coming.

-Al

Hiya Nep


Mantis

It happens. It's because you enjoyed it so you romanticized it in your mind. At the time the graphics were probably great even, but you remembered them in context of the time.

-phi

Well, check it out. I would like to talk later or someday, dunno.

Hi ed, how are you?

-phi

Reimu I need your help. So, recently I hurt the person that I am currently in a relationship, causing them enough pain to make them feel lost, and to cry over it. They told me that he is willing to give me a second chance and just needs time. Where I told them to block me since that would be the best option. But now, thanks to my paranoid mind, I keep thinking that thy'll forget about me as I continue to wait for him. It hurts a lot actually whenever that thought comes to my mind. I'm afraid that I might hurt him again. I'm afraid that now their smile will always be fake. What should I do?

Yo

-phi

rolling for fortune and hand holding!

SHITSHITSHIT, I'M LATE

Ask some questions about the situation and to calm your mind.

Well I said I would do something and it slipped my mind so I felt it was necessary to say it.

Half-Life and maybe one other game was like that for me.

I'm good! How are you?

I've had to take a couple of nights off in the past week or so because of health reasons and obligations, but I should be back properly soon!

So...it's a job searching company that isn't searching for jobs....that's stupid.

-phi

Good to see you here, 2B.
Hope you've had a productive week since we last.
-Koi

REEEEEEEEEEEE

20B Turbo'd.

No problem.

Not really. I was usually pretty good at picking out games that were good to begin with. Pretty much all the shit games I owned (which were very few), I've sold long ago.

>Sounds like you were lonely, but at least you found some qualities about her that you actually like. Non-superficial ones, I hope. Don't worry too much about how it started.

Maybe I was lonely, but why didn't I fall for a girl that I at least knew what they looked like?

Well, atleast the stuff I like about her is more than superficial I kinda say it a bit more here And also, I still find her cute as hell

rolling again!

*nods and smiles* Hello there, assistant.

And a good evening to you too, lovely Louise.

You're welcome, Nico.

I'm still fiddling around with my greeting. Trying different things. Thank you for the feedback.

Whatever you did to hurt him there's an underlying reason. Remember there are other people who care about you.

Aaaaand I forgot the picture. Go me.

rolling

I wonder what this year has in store for me

Thanks.

>wouldn't there need to be a trigger to fall for someone?
like thinking the back of her head looks nice?
if it seems to be moving further, then maybe it's going to work out. there's nothing to do but give it a shot.

shit, I'm sorry. Wellbutrin was one I considered, and even then I was told I could use it as a supplement. have you tried either SSRIs or MAOIs? I know that one might work when the other does nothing.

hey sweets.

I hope you're recovering. We were worried for you but didn't have much contact for you. Al has been really good about starting threads after for us all to chat in. We've missed you terribly though.

-phi

give me fortune gyspy

im awesome tonight
i bathed in the blood of my enemy's
hopefully tomorrow id reach my goal for ratings
in this WoW PvP season
what about you ?

Well, today was a bit of an annoying day. Nothing EMT related thankfully.

Just having to go to doctors for allergies, getting 7 vials of blood taken and 8 injections to test for allergies...

-EMT-user.

fortune plox