HOW TO BECOME A GENERAL MANAGER

Theo Epstein has inspired me and I want to become the GOAT GM

So how do I become one, I am attenting an Ivy League university and am majoring in math.

Help me out Sup Forums, I'll give you a cut in the profit in the meme profits

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You have to have the balls to say FUCK YOU on tv

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I can do that. What are the next steps I have to take?

>I am attenting an Ivy League university
You sure about that, buddy?

Get shitfaced and do it again on tv

I can say it louder and better too!

mab3 :3
I don't drink

His dad donated a lot of money to the school

dad is out of picture :(

pls halp me anons, i'll shitpost here when i need help with a key decision

>I don't drink
Then you will never reach Theo's level

You must drink your ass off tonight, I'm already going through my whiskey now.