Theo Epstein has inspired me and I want to become the GOAT GM
So how do I become one, I am attenting an Ivy League university and am majoring in math.
Help me out Sup Forums, I'll give you a cut in the profit in the meme profits
HOW TO BECOME A GENERAL MANAGER
Grayson Evans
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Carter Evans
You have to have the balls to say FUCK YOU on tv
Jonathan Howard
I can do that. What are the next steps I have to take?
Jose Reed
>I am attenting an Ivy League university
You sure about that, buddy?
James Cook
Get shitfaced and do it again on tv
Charles Cooper
I can say it louder and better too!
Christian Jones
mab3 :3
I don't drink
Bentley Brooks
His dad donated a lot of money to the school
Sebastian Long
dad is out of picture :(
pls halp me anons, i'll shitpost here when i need help with a key decision
James King
>I don't drink
Then you will never reach Theo's level
You must drink your ass off tonight, I'm already going through my whiskey now.
Adrian Ward
I noticed the best managers are either well studied in law/business topics i wonder why that is?
i think ther perfect rational decision makers
some are also former players who didnt make it
Justin Ramirez
Theo studied economics though i think and he went to an ivy too
economocis is just normie ""math"" wrapped in pleb-tier subjects like psychology
Mason Scott
Here are proofs anons now halp
Jacob Carter
Take a penmanship course holy fuck it looks like I told a 5 year old to write something with their non dominant hand
Sebastian Taylor
Breh econ is on the business spectrum
Sub categorie social science: study of how we make decisions
Evan Watson
Anyone have those caps from the 'Sup Forums invents baseball statistics' threads?
Nicholas Mitchell
it is very difficult to obtain such brochures, wow you weren't lying!
Joseph Sullivan
We /SD/ now
Jeremiah Reyes
but Ivy schools are mostly SJW daycares now
Jeremiah White
If you're not Jewish you'll never be allowed to succeed in anything. Sorry bud you were born into the wrong body.
Benjamin Nelson
>GOAT GM
>Danny Ainge
Pick two
Camden Turner
>I will never be a GM of one of the 4 major sports franchises
feels bad
Brayden Cox
I want to be an actuary but I would love to be one of those analytic guys for a team. I think that would be pretty sweet.
Liam Hall
>penmanship
user is probably not writing in his own handwriting on purpose
Joseph Bailey
>muh brochure
Alexander Harris
>R A R E
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Thanks, Estonia, for that flag.