I'M MR MEESEEKS LOOK AT ME!

I'M MR MEESEEKS LOOK AT ME!

What would you use a meeseeks box for?

inb4 Season 3

Love.

Unending boipucci.

suck my cock, mr. meeseeks

Take not 2 but 3 strokes of my golf game.

Listen, I hate to break it to you, but what people call love is just a chemical reaction that compells animals to breed. It hits hard, then it slowly fades; leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it, your parents are gonna do it, break the cycle, rise above! Focus on science.

Mr meeseeks, I want to be happy.

i would force a Meeseeks to masturbate me.
What the hell. It's going to die as soon as I cum anyway, so there's no witnesses.

i'd have him teach me the proper study habits to graduate this semester

nice...finally somone said it, why didnt you keep it going?

Someone to hug me.

i would make a meeseeks and command him to never die

Masturbation is the key to happiness one crank a day isnt nearly enough! crank it!

Why not 2?

This always felt like an endorsement of the beta uprising to me

I'd ask him how to summon a Miss Meseeks. Then I'd summon her and fuck her.

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your future

What a fuck is this?

you are insane

It's a plumbus

Mr. meeseeks, make loli, shota and futa real

The dream.

Truly that list goes on forever as it would for any other person. You would never do mundane tasks again. That box would be my butler basically.

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