Bundesliga

Europa League:

19:00 Anderlecht ? - ? Mainz 05
19:00 Fenerbahce ? - ? Manchester United
19:00 Austria Wien ? - ? Roma
19:00 APOEL Nicosia ? - ? Young Boys
19:00 Sassuolo ? - ? Rapid Wien
21:05 Gent ? - ? Shakhtar Donetsk
21:05 Nice ? - ? Salzburg
21:05 Schalke 04 ? - ? FC Krasnodar
21:05 FC Zuerich ? - ? Steaua Bucuresti


Gossip:

- Bruno Labbadia to Wolfsburg
- Discipline at Bayern lacking (everyone doing what they want)
- Schweinsteiger getting false hope
- Max Kruse back in team training
- AS Roma interested in Xherdan Shaqiri
- Henrikh Mkhitaryan back in the squad
- Danny Ings out for the season
- Robert Lewandowski: "I almost did everything right. Almost."
- Roma defender Antonio Rudiger, 23, is "not bothered" by rumours linking him with a move to Chelsea or Manchester United
- Manchester United's decision to recall Bastian Schweinsteiger to training was a popular decision, judging by the amount of likes his Instagram post received
- Two German fifth-tier clubs played a game without the offside rule as an experiment by football magazine 11 Freunde. It ended 1-0.


Random:

Today is the World Men's Day. All men of the world are to become aware of their health with the World Men's Day on 3 November 2016. The action day was introduced as Men's World Day and is celebrated annually. The goal of the day, according to its patron Mikhail Gorbachev, is that men are intensely concerned with their health. Men should be enlightened about health topics and better understand how important they actually are - especially against the backdrop of an average life expectancy of seven years for men against women. In addition, men are to be increasingly intensified by their prospects for the future and depending on their age as well as by the military service.

Today is also the day of culture in the land of the anime, Japan.

Independence Day in Panama.


More to come

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How do you like my outfit?

Or this? I like the colour of the sweater

real, why did this cunt get instantly axed?

why even buy him

He's a scholar and a gentleman with great experience. He is a wise man on and off the pitch.
José Mourinho needed a goat to scape.

Would you supports a /bundes/ expansion team in Zimbabwe?

No. Would you?

hello

Heylo

So Aubameyang went to Milan on Monday without notifying the club and was late on Thursday.

Good OP post

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Execute all GERMans.

t. Olek Koslowski

God these Amerilard mods are killing this board. 3 fucking stickies for some faggot luckswing trash, unbelievable....

Anyways, gooooooood morning.

morning

>"Mommy can I go to Milan?"
Hehe, good morning

Couldn't resist a giggle, could he

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me on the left

What went wrong?

Turks sure are something

/bundes/ is gay

>Jürgen Klinsmann wird Ehrenspielführer der Deutschen Nationalmannschaft. Wie die „dpa“ meldet, wird der Kapitän der EM-Siegermannschaft von 1996 und ehemalige Bundestrainer am Donnerstagnachmittag beim Festakt vor dem DFB-Bundestag in Erfurt diese Auszeichnung erhalten. Die Laudatio auf den einstigen Weltklassestürmer hält Bundeskanzlerin Angela Merkel. Bislang gibt es vier Ehrenspielführer. Fritz Walter, Uwe Seeler, Franz Beckenbauer und Lothar Matthäus wurde diese Ehre zuteil.

youtube.com/watch?v=LKjz_1zfG9A

>Aubameyang war am (freien) Montag nach Mailand geflogen, was nach den in Dortmund gültigen Verhaltensregeln in einer englischen Woche aber nicht erlaubt ist.

Kasper Schmeichel will be out for a month with a broken hand.

Chance for Zieler to do better than his first stint earlier this season.

if outlaws are outlawed only outlaws will be outlawed

good OP

>Bayern, Bayer and BVB all finishing 2nd
>Borussia finishing 3rd
is German FuBall finished?

but BVB is 1st

Not for long

If they can draw in Real they're pretty much guaranteed it.

mmm

>walk into class
>see this
Your response?

me on the left

wonder why there are so many slavs in the classroom

i have a few thoughts
- nice ass
- the pigtails is best girl
- im glad schools here have uniforms so you don't have to deal with the anxiety of working out what to wear every day

I want sex

me too, m8

I want a cuddle girlfriend

me too m8

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I want to abuse a german madchen

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Reminds me of picture related

hello i am here now

denmark beat they usa by 4 wickets yesterday btw
they need to win their game against oman (today, 18:00 cet, espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/match/1062509.html) to qualify for the 2017 division 3 tournament

Good

hallo und guten morgen!

guten abend, digga

hi

bundes kinda sounds like bunda

yes thats right
and which match will you be watching today?

>Diego Forlan circa 2003, Michael Laudrup, Serie A Club, Inter, Nesta, South American, not Danish
can you guess who?

falcons buccs

Same

hmm...

Problem, fatty?

im just kidding ill probably be asleep instead

fuck of with that shit

I want sex with you

gross

Ja mein Penis ist

just reminding you i am here

Mainz Schalke ist größer als Dainz

ugh, the denmark - oman match is actually tomorrow and not today

Selbstschwuchtel

Isis go away

hello

Hmmmmmmmm

hmm...?

Not much happening in here, makes me contemplate

ahh...

So what are you up to today

Ayyyy
Good morning, /bundes/.

i am satisfied with some of the matches and with some others not so much
although i am not watching any
oh you know, the usual
hmm...

Morning sleepyhead

Okay

How did everyone get away from this place?

got a mild case of deathness

>the city of yernited

Trump will win.

the Europa League?

Why can't I hold all these rubbish matches

I'd rather watch paint dry

bring back UI cup desu

yes

Just go sell your shares

>MOUYES

Anderlechts goal horn is pursuit of happiness by kid cudi

>Shitnited
Good goal

TÜRKYIEMSPOR BESIKTAS
GALATASARAY FENERBAHCE
ISTANBUL
WIR HASSEN DIE TÜRKEI

Just deposited more Euros into my coinbase account. Bitcoin dip is happening just as planned

Talk to me

no :>

ARDURIZ

>dat Slowtan FK

Is their anything more depressing than looking for a job?

Yes

>Mainz

My life

being a HSV fan

>Ma1n5