Few days ago I wrote and posted this story of mine in /r9k/ and people enjoyed the read...

Few days ago I wrote and posted this story of mine in /r9k/ and people enjoyed the read. It's about how I found and lost love, lots of feels and some keks.

Notation:
>*I'm thinking something*
>Gus "Gus is saying something"

CHAPTER 1 - I, ROBOT
>Be 4/10 slightly overweight virgin me 7 years ago, first year Computer Engineering
>Roommate, Gus, is a nerdy type but 6'5 and has some Italian charm
>Gus somehow got stacy 8/10 gf, let's call her Barb
>Barb is at our place, watching tv, I'm doing homework
>Barb "Hey user, I know a girl, she is the smartest person I know. You might like her"
>*Some 3D bitch? Not interested*
>Me "Yeah, sure"
>Same night, Barb puts me on a chat with said girl, Trish
>Trish is first year in Chemical Engineering
>Like 6/10, but petite and smart, so a solid 8 in my book
>Turns out I'm from same hometown as Trish, and we are sharing a few classes
>Next day, Trish talks to me after class "Hey, what are you doing later?"
>*Shitposting and fapping to anime girls, why?*
>Me "N-Nothing planned, why?"
>Trish "I'll be baking a pie later and we will watch a movie. Barb, Gus and sis will be there, wanna come?"
>*fuck, why did I say I had nothing?!?*
>Me "W-Well, ok, I'm going with Gus"
>Be there, watching some girly dog movie or something
>Pie is absolutely delicious. Her baking skills are legendary
>Sister, Val, is in Law school. Cool gal
>After much pie-eating and not-talking, be home
>Barb texts "Told you, Trish liked you"
>*WHAT? COME ON, THIS DOESN'T HAPPEN TO ME*
>I mean, she lost a bet or something? She's gotta be trolling me
>Stalk Trish's social stuff, see she is outgoing, goes to parties and had bfs in the past
>WTF does she even want with me?!?
Even now, I still don't know what she wanted.
>Don't answer Barb
>Next day, Gus "HEY LOVERBOY, what are you doing about Trish, huh?"
>Me "No fucking idea, must I do something?"
>Gus "Yeah, know what you mean, she is kinda ugly, right? Gotta stay away"
>Oh sure, I meant THAT, not my social anxiety at all!

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youtu.be/cs-XZ_dN4Hc
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smalltalk
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CHAPTER 2 - user DATES
>Turns out I actually like Trish (As I would like any female who gave me attention and pie)
>Afraid to admit because Gus will make fun of me
>Assume fake cool instance and tell him I'll call her out because "Pussy is pussy, right? "
>Gus probably knows I'm the biggest loser, so he gives me unasked advice
Hey "Gus", if you ever read this and identify yourself... thank you.
>Got all my courage and texted Trish to ask her out, to the movies
>Fucking trembling, sweating from places I didn't even know I could
>Trish texted back "Sure, what film?"
>At this moment, it felt like reality wasn't actually real, like I just wished that so much I daydreamt about that answer.
>I mean... my first date, what the actual fuck. It's now or never.
>Choose some superhero movie, Marvel, X-men or something
>Get the giant butter popcorn, she didn't get nothing
>During movie got to hold her hand, heart pounding so fast she might very well be feeling my pulse
>Then tried to stroke her hair a little bit, she actually let me
>Only much later I would notice my hand was all greasy of butter and she didn't care
>Talking to her was a delight. At some point, actual words began leaving my mouth, and we had an actual conversation
>At the end, I didn't walk her home (didn't have much practice at this date thing)
>We stopped at the corner where our paths should split, talked a little bit, said goodbye and I went for a kiss
>She turned the cheek
>AWKWARD
>Me "Errr... I was actually hoping to kiss your lips"
>Trish "Oh, really? Me too"
>Yes, this actually happened exactly like this. My first kiss was awkward and not very good at all, but man, I was dancing on clouds my way home

CHAPTER 3 - GET OUT OF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Next weeks are the most exciting thing in my life. We still share some classes, so we see each other a lot
>We talk a lot, spend time together
>We would both pretend to pay attention to the classes, but every now and then I caught her looking at me
>She would sometimes bake me pie, cake and all kinds of homemade sweetness
>Barb told me to get a hold of her soon, because she had "a free spirit", I should officially make her my gf
>Like social media, get her a ring and all that
>Of course Gus is against it, where did that "pussy" talk go?
>*Fuck it, she's now my 3d waifu, I'm going in*
>Double date. Me, Trish, Gus and Barb. I have a ring and everyone (possibly Trish too) knows it
>Dinner, too nervous to touch the food.
That restaurant would go bankrupt and close few weeks later.
>Me "Hey Trish, may I ask you something?"
>Get on fucking knee, cringe all you want
>Me "Would you be my girlfriend?"
>She of course says yes, and Barb was filming it. The clip is still online as of today
And I still have the ring.
>Next few of months are beautiful. We would see each other every day, spend evenings doing calculus homework and eat lots of cake
>Spend our time discussing how elegant electric engines are and how I love her chocolate-flavored shampoo
>We go to parties, she has fun with her girlfriends while I sit at the corner watching her beautiful (but not really) body
>We do have sex. I'm no expert, but I think she was a virgin, and so she says
>Romantic trip together
>Lots of stories
>Somehow lose weight, meet her family. Her dad is a kinda scary criminal lawyer hated all around the city
>I'm first guy she ever presents to her family. Father is overprotective and hates men
>Guess he smelled my betaness and saw no threat in me, because he likes me
>I'm now his official "computer guy" free of charge, of course, but I don't mind
>As long as I have Trish, I'm alright
But of course I wouldn't have her for long

CHAPTER 4 - YOU ARE HERE FOREVER
Mandatory soundtrack: youtu.be/cs-XZ_dN4Hc

>About a year later
>She fights me over the stupidest things, don't really understand
>One night, she breaks up with me over the telephone
>That's it. She calls me and we're over
>Me "Come on, Trish, you obviously have no idea of what you are doing, let's talk in person tomorrow"
>To no avail, we are still over.
>Fuck, this hurts a lot
>Exact 19 days later, she is hanging around with some chad guy, let's call him... Chad
>Fuck, this hurts a whole lot more. Like, tons.
>Me "Trish, I don't think it's appropriate for you to have another relationship so soon after all we passed together"
>Trish "I understand how you are feeling, but I'm with Chad now and I'm happy, you have to be mature and accept this"
>And so I did. Seeing that hurt me too much, so I cut all contact with her
>Very troughout about it. Deleted all my social stuff, blocked her number on my phone and also cut anyone who talks to me about her
>Luckily, we aren't taking any classes together this term.
>Still talk to Barb and Val, they're probably reporting to Trish
>Start hitting the gym to kill time

>Pass few months, summer vacation
>Barb "Hey user, I'm spending a few days in your hometown, Val will show me the town. Wanna come with us?"
>Me "Don't know, Trish might show up and I wouldn't want that"
>Barb "Come on, are you going to spend the rest of your life not going wherever she may show up?"
>*Yes, I am!*
>Me "No, I'm not... ok."
>Of course she showed up and wanted really bad to talk to me.
>Not interested in seeing her face at all, still hurts bad
>To avoid "being childish", let her talk to me
>She tells me everything that happened with her in past months, says she misses talking to me
>Me "Obviously not missing enough"
>She's still with Chad, but her father hates him, prohibited the relationship to continue
>She thinks there's a guy her dad paid to keep an eye on her
>Me "Tough luck, huh"

EPISODE V - THE user STRIKES BACK
>Turns out I actually still like Trish (who would have guessed, right?)
>In the week or so Barb passed in hometown, we hang out everyday
>I'm in the best form I've been in my life
I'm back to overweight right now, sadly.
>Trish is emotionally and phisically needy because of forced distance from Chad
>Her dad calls me, computer needs fixing and he'll actually pay me
>I have an excuse to be around Trish
>*Hell yeah, i'm going*
>Broken computer is in Trish's room (oh yes, it is)
>She's wearing something like pic related (oh yes, she is)
>Air conditioning on, so door has to remain closed (oh yes, it has)
>She baked pie (oh yes, she did)
>Her dad needs to go to court, so he'll be out for a while (oh yes, he will)
>Be fixing computer, waiting for long-ass loading time
>She's sitting on the bed, watching some horror movie
>*Did she have this all planned out? Wtf?*
>Go sit on the bed alongside her
>Smalltalk en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smalltalk
>Suddenly, we're making out for all we didn't in the last months
>*Am I being PAID to cuck Chad? Is this even real life? Is this just fantasy?*
>Go for her undies
>She stops me and runs away crying
>*Fucking great, more bullshit*
>She changes herself and goes outside, I don't want to follow and I don't
>I'm done fixing computer, leaving with the money, Trish calls me
>Trish "Sorry about that. I never cheated on a boyfriend, and I didn't want to. Don't know what I was thinking"
>Me "Well, that's probably for the best, let's pretend it never happened"
>Trish "I've already called Chad and told him. He said he would forgive me, but he's quite mad at you"
>*JUST FUCKING GREAT*
>Chad, just as you can imagine, is way taller than me, does sports and actually knows how to fight
>Vacations are over
>Just. Fucking. Great.

CHAPTER 6 - FINALE
>*How the hell will I get away with this?*
>I consider everything from a gun up to a lawyer
>*Wait, I might just have the perfect lawyer for this*
>Call Trish's dad, tell him Chad's enraged because I've been near Trish, and he's phisically threatening me
>I'm sure he fully understands what "being near" means in this case
>Shit got serious, her dad was furious that she's still in touch with Chad
>Said he would fill for a restraining order for Chad and made sure Chad knew it
>Never actually filled, but made sure neither Chad nor Trish would ever know THAT
>Val's the only one who knows law, and she's on my side

>Be back in campus
>Gus' mind is blown, he's not sure if i'm a badass or a coward
>Don't even care
>Have Calculus IV with Trish
>Eventually leave class chatting with Trish and meet Chad
>Me "Hey, Chad, what's up?"
>Chad "Come on, don't push your luck"
>Trish "Please, user, nobody here wants any more problems"
>Me "Don't worry, Chad knows better than to soil his criminal record, right?"
>Walk away, heart pounding harder and faster than OP's mom
>TURN_DOWN_FOR_WHAT.webm
>Whatever I did right, it worked.
>Before long, Trish "secretly" would show up at my place for doing our assignments together
>We did each other, also. And sometimes she would bring pie too
>Outside, she was still officially dating Chad
>After a while, people were realizing what was going on, and it eventually got to Chad
>He is understandably full of both our shits and breaks up with Trish
>This very day, Trish comes crying to me, says he was very aggressive
>She says I was always so much better than him, she should never have left me in the first place
>Asks if I want to get back together, as everybody already know we are
>*Oh, so NOW I'm much better? The other day I was immature and childish, wasn't I? Fucking false bitch*
>Full rage mode
>Me "I had to be stupid to want anything with a cheating bitch like yourself."
>Never spoke with her again
>Val and Barb are on my side

CHAPTER 7 - EPILOGUE
>Fast foward 5 years to last week
>As the years go by, lost contact with Val, Barb and even Gus
>Now in graduate school, getting my Master's really soon
>Go to hometown, as it's mom's birthday. See Val at a restaurant
>*Please don't see me, please don't see me*
>Val "Hey, user, how long it's been?!"
>Me "Hey, Val, what's up?"
>Smalltalk
>*Don't ask about Trish, don't ask about Trish, don't ask about Trish*
>Me "And how's Trish going?"
>She's also in graduate school, but in another town
>Been with a guy for 2 years, she's engaged and about to get married
>Turns out I apparently still like Trish, as I feel like absolute shit
>Had another girl during college, seeing someone right now
>But they are not Trish, they don't come close
>Mfw I miss her
>Mfw I will never again taste a life or a pie so sweet


Well, I hope this wall of text was worth it to anyone who read through.
I guess it goes as they say: "better to love and lose than never to love at all"

To anyone too lazy:
tl;dr -> Found love of my life, she was a bitch. Cucked Chad, walked away with it and got revenge. She's getting married and I feel like shit.

Put me in the screen cap reddit

Fake and gay

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Is this a chain of reactions to the story or just random garbage?

Random garbage. I'm bored and just wanted to bump to see if someone reacts to OP's stuff.

I'm also this guy

Put me in the cap nigger jews

TL;DR

>read this as "put a cap in the nigger jews"

Basically he's still missing his first love.

Everyone knows that feel. You never really forget your first one and just have to learn to live with it. That's life.

Fuck, nice story, OP, got some good laughs too.

I gotta say, although Chad is Chad, he kinda got fucked over hard, while Trish was to blame for most of the shit here ?

Yeah, it seems that way. Fucking bitches (and myself disregarding all respect for a fellow male), right?

Holy fuck, never would have thought

The real gem in the thread

Cat

My story:
>pour in beer
>browse Sup Forums for 2 hours
>beer now stale
>don't want to let it go to waste and drink it
>it's terrible

I guess we all have our regrets

Hey I'm also still thinking about my first love and it's been over 10 years now. I know that shit.
Just be prepared for that it will probably never go away completely.

The weirdest shit is when I dream that it's 10 years ago and we're still together and then wake up. Hits you like a truck.

Well gotta go, OP. Hope you find more people to talk to. The thread has been pretty slow..

That's alright, didn't really expect many people on Sup Forums to read through

He could be with her, but he prefered to be cool & edgy.

Well, how would you react? I think if I had said "yes", by now I would be a cuck or single again, based on the information she gave me about herself

Cool and edgy is way better than a girl