How do I lure Jay into my windowless van?
How do I lure Jay into my windowless van?
I'M DYING SHEILA
With promises of a brighter future.
Possession BD and poster signed by Isabelle Adjani, Sam Neil and Zulawski
Why is he so perfect?
lauren?
>hey little feller, I have a mint boxset of David Lynch movies in my van here.
And then chloroform.
Have you tried cooking him some pizza rolls?
Just put Shock treatment on a fishing line and reel him in.
His face would be aesthetic as fuck if he just filed his teeth a little bit
"Hey, Jay. C'mere."
(Shake Pringles can)
>Wisconsin
Spotted Cow and Brats.
Promise him he'll never have to see Mike or Rich ever again.
say that you're going to get experimental and subversive
Borderline experimental?
Become a cute twink
pretty much this
'Zulawski meet & greet inside!'
Ask him to enter it.
If he says no just tell him that Mike is in there too.
He will instantly change his position on entering your van.
A trail of Evil Dead collectibles leading to one of those cardboard box-with-stick traps.
Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior is about to come on BBC America. Should I watch it?
>You: "Hey Jay hop in!"
>Jay: "What? Why would I do that? I am never going into your windowless van."
>Mike: "Actually Jay I think I am going to check it out."
>Jay: "Okay I didn't say I would never go into it. Maybe make a little room or something."
These guys are dumb