11/04: Bellator 163 - McGeary vs Davis 11/05: Glory 35: Nice - Mwekassa vs Vakhitov 11/05: UFC FN 98 - Dos Anjos vs Ferguson 11/06: EBI 9 - Magalhaes vs Tonon 11/10: Bellator 164 - Koreshkov vs Lima 2 11/11: One FC: Defending Honor - Aoki vs Folayang 11/12: UFC 205 - McGregor vs Alvarez 11/18: Invicta FC 20 - Evinger vs Kunitskaya 11/18: Lion Fight 33 - Nattawut vs Hassantoy 11/19: Bellator 165 - Chandler vs Henderson 11/19: UFC FN 99 - Mousasi vs Hall 2 11/19: UFC FN 100 - Bader vs Nogueira 2 11/26: UFC FN 101 - Brunson vs Whittaker 12/02: Bellator 166 - Dantas vs Warren 2 12/03: Bellator 167 - Curran vs Teixeira 12/10: UFC 206 - DC vs Rumble 12/10: Glory: Collision - Verhoeven vs Hari 12/17: UFC on Fox 22 - VanZant vs Waterson 12/29: RIZIN FIGHTING WORLD GRAND PRIX 2016: SECONDU ROUNDO - Cro Cop vs Silva 12/30: UFC 207 - Nunes vs Rousey 12/31: RIZIN FIGHTING WORLD GRAND PRIX 2016: FINARU ROUNDO - TBA
Friendly reminder that nutthugging Conor is not permitted on /heem/. Please visit mma.reddit.com if you wish to partake is said fetish.
Additionally, please keep in mind that unless it is your intention to bully the following, it is uncultured and in poor taste to (You) spergOP, Somalian immigrants living in Canada, and anyone living in >coral springs
William Edwards
Bless you friend. I came on /heem/ to talk MMA, not to defend my hometown.
Live stream is starting soon November 3, 2016 1:35 PM
finally they're back
Juan Lewis
Slow your roll. Last reminder, sperg.
You know.
Nolan Davis
"I don't know exactly. I think he said I was going to vote for him and it was news to me. I just said I'm not voting for a reality TV star to be the president. It's all I said," Rousey said when speaking to Ellen DeGeneres this week. "So that makes me not a nice person. Those two things are related."
you guys probably don't know because you're not hardcore fans like me but 205 conference call with Conor and Tyrone is in ~ 3 bongs and 40 bings
Elijah Peterson
>its another Goobs speaks over anyone in a shitty phone line episode
I hope someone transcripts the best memes cuz I am sure I wont understand shit
William Cox
How long will Cody last?
Zachary Nelson
Be careful, Adan is a huge Garbrandt fan
Robert Martinez
5 rounds.
Jack Bell
twenty five minutes of playtime
Jason Campbell
Cody is going to knock him out
Leo Peterson
...
Wyatt Scott
Can't wait for our boy to heem the decisionator
Jaxon Barnes
What did he mean by this?
Aiden Cruz
I wish they would let me in USA so I could spit in your fricking face
Adam Gutierrez
>implying le decisionator is capable of finishing any non minority fiter
ye naw m8
Camden Powell
>spainsperg is literally and unironically depressed >calls everyone else sad This pottery is so epic Adan could have written it himself
Easton Kelly
4 rounds Then he's at 0% and Cruz heems him
Caleb Walker
Will she win?
Logan Gomez
You know I would literally kill you if you ever did something like that
Nathan Reyes
...
Jack Davis
Connor Ruebusch just called Alex Nicholson a jackass
lol he's so mad at him and platinum
Caleb Lee
post fighters with the highest fight iqs i'll start
mighty mouse jon jones dominik cruz
Anthony Cruz
they'll be happy when Alvey heems him
Adrian Cox
Did Mike "Vietnam fucking shits" Perry shave his beard ?
Owen Sullivan
yes
Jason Foster
>Jon Jones >high iq Lmao my dude.
Nathan Collins
>fight iqs
lmao my lad
Leo Robinson
Hopefully not but she probably will. She seems like a pretty shitty person and Karolina seems like a good person so I'm rooting for her.
Joseph Ward
...
Nathaniel Walker
nevermind here's a new picture
Andrew Sanchez
Wonder how big platinum's cock is
Jace Cook
he can d'arce choke ngannou with it while schaub watches
Aiden Gutierrez
Mike "Mexicans I crush like cans" Perry
Angel Brown
>Even UFC president Dana White wasn't safe from Perry's twisted vision.
>"One time I yelled 'goof' and Mike turned to me and said 'what if someone just stood in the middle of MGM Grand and yelled goof? Maybe the monkers in suits would forget their trained routine of copying Connor?' My jaw hit the floor and it never really came back up. That's when I thought, is he getting in character to play Platinum, or is Platinum something that's been in him all along?"
>"Sometimes I would go to look into the cameras, and I noticed Mike had put something in the lens. It was stuff like 'What if cameras were black belt hands? Would you buy a mass murderer?' and 'Lights. Camera. Platinum.' I had to ask him to stop because I was getting too scared to attend fights."
Charles Cooper
>that fucking upkick
almost worth taking the shot
Daniel Powell
mike must be enjoying the safety of mexico city compared to the usual detroit and florida environments
Dylan Martin
Zahabi says Weidman will outwrestle Yoel
Christian Myers
Sup Forums pls
Benjamin Jenkins
>Ngannou discussion up 200% on /r/mma
:3
Adam Diaz
My friend is there right now by himself, they wouldn't be doing a card there if it was that dangerous.
Nolan Nelson
Serious question, is Eddie Amish?
Jaxon Foster
>got beat by a bum
lmao
Andrew Barnes
Are you ready?
Eli Young
>Thinking that TUF is perfectly representative of someone's day to day life
Dylan Harris
>our boy >overcompensating manlet with le hardcore gangster neck tattoos I think you're looking for /fit/ not /heem/
Joseph Evans
...
Carter Hill
half amish half irish
Parker Peterson
delete
Camden Miller
Possibly, Pennsylvania does have a large Amish population
Caleb Hernandez
Roseanne is so fuckin woke, shes a Trump supporter
Jose Flores
I wonder how many Drumpf supporters there will be in a week
Andrew Parker
>we b8 now
Brayden Bailey
it'd be so great if JJ had a hidden talent in shit talking and it only comes out against Kookiefu cos it's all in Polish. KURWA
Elijah Barnes
>he doesn't speak Bolish
Ethan Brown
why are Joanna's stare downs so aggressively intimate