/heem/: kenny florian edition

Upcoming events:

11/04: Bellator 163 - McGeary vs Davis
11/05: Glory 35: Nice - Mwekassa vs Vakhitov
11/05: UFC FN 98 - Dos Anjos vs Ferguson
11/06: EBI 9 - Magalhaes vs Tonon
11/10: Bellator 164 - Koreshkov vs Lima 2
11/11: One FC: Defending Honor - Aoki vs Folayang
11/12: UFC 205 - McGregor vs Alvarez
11/18: Invicta FC 20 - Evinger vs Kunitskaya
11/18: Lion Fight 33 - Nattawut vs Hassantoy
11/19: Bellator 165 - Chandler vs Henderson
11/19: UFC FN 99 - Mousasi vs Hall 2
11/19: UFC FN 100 - Bader vs Nogueira 2
11/26: UFC FN 101 - Brunson vs Whittaker
12/02: Bellator 166 - Dantas vs Warren 2
12/03: Bellator 167 - Curran vs Teixeira
12/10: UFC 206 - DC vs Rumble
12/10: Glory: Collision - Verhoeven vs Hari
12/17: UFC on Fox 22 - VanZant vs Waterson
12/29: RIZIN FIGHTING WORLD GRAND PRIX 2016: SECONDU ROUNDO - Cro Cop vs Silva
12/30: UFC 207 - Nunes vs Rousey
12/31: RIZIN FIGHTING WORLD GRAND PRIX 2016: FINARU ROUNDO - TBA

Previous thread: News:

>Woodley on Sage
mmafighting.com/2016/11/3/13506822/tyron-woodley-says-he-had-to-bite-a-couple-of-my-words-after-training

>Cerrone willing to be face of fighters union
mmafighting.com/2016/11/2/13504310/donald-cerrone-says-he-d-gladly-be-face-of-a-fighters-union-i-m-not

>UFC FN 98 odds
mmamania.com/2016/11/2/13495256/ufc-fight-night-98-latest-vegas-odds-lines-online-betting-guide-dos-anjos-ferguson-mexico-mma

>Hunt turns down fight with JDS
mmafighting.com/2016/11/3/13506248/morning-report-mark-hunt-turned-down-fight-with-junior-dos-santos-at

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=ir8Hw-eAZJg
foxsports.com/ufc/story/ronda-rousey-proud-of-her-spot-on-donald-trump-insult-list-110316
youtube.com/watch?v=hIC7QUXQRw0
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Schaub

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Schaub is God

;^)

>coral springs

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Additionally, please keep in mind that unless it is your intention to bully the following, it is uncultured and in poor taste to (You) spergOP, Somalian immigrants living in Canada, and anyone living in
>coral springs

Bless you friend. I came on /heem/ to talk MMA, not to defend my hometown.

Gooby is fun

I like fun

Don't you like fun ?

youtube.com/watch?v=ir8Hw-eAZJg

Live stream is starting soon
November 3, 2016 1:35 PM

finally they're back

Slow your roll. Last reminder, sperg.

You know.

"I don't know exactly. I think he said I was going to vote for him and it was news to me. I just said I'm not voting for a reality TV star to be the president. It's all I said," Rousey said when speaking to Ellen DeGeneres this week. "So that makes me not a nice person. Those two things are related."

foxsports.com/ufc/story/ronda-rousey-proud-of-her-spot-on-donald-trump-insult-list-110316

>she voted for roseanne in 2012

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>coral springs

What's this "Coral Springs" meme i keep seeing everywhere all about lads?

Been away for a few days

schaubposter is basically a janitor from

>coral springs

who the fuck are you?

Sit your five dollar ass down before I make change.

>now he's Dom Cruz

next he'll meme me with Gooby

ur bretty beta, bud.

The autism in this thread today

Gastelum might beat cowboy

>tfw we'll never get another based Ronda blowing bitches out the fucking water in under a minute and ensuring even your mother knows what MMA is

I know, rite?

>Posting fight related stuff is now memeing as someone
Sit down. Don't make me make you even sadder than usual.

all you do is meme, it's sad....sad...sad... ;^)

>spainsperg BTFO by trips

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>Trying this hard

I own this general. Watch it, dorks.

>April 2013

there's my meme, I kek ever tiem you post it to one of these clowns.

came out of nowhere, maybe from irc of disqus

Alexa Grasso a CUTE

CUTE!

youtube.com/watch?v=ir8Hw-eAZJg

they're LIVE

should joanna retire?

lets post our JUST faces everyone

This post is so good

How many bongs till tonight's Conorcast?

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Pay debts

you guys probably don't know because you're not hardcore fans like me but 205 conference call with Conor and Tyrone is in ~ 3 bongs and 40 bings

>its another Goobs speaks over anyone in a shitty phone line episode

I hope someone transcripts the best memes cuz I am sure I wont understand shit

How long will Cody last?

Be careful, Adan is a huge Garbrandt fan

5 rounds.

twenty five minutes of playtime

Cody is going to knock him out

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Can't wait for our boy to heem the decisionator

What did he mean by this?

I wish they would let me in USA so I could spit in your fricking face

>implying le decisionator is capable of finishing any non minority fiter

ye naw m8

>spainsperg is literally and unironically depressed
>calls everyone else sad
This pottery is so epic Adan could have written it himself

4 rounds
Then he's at 0% and Cruz heems him

Will she win?

You know I would literally kill you if you ever did something like that

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Connor Ruebusch just called Alex Nicholson a jackass

lol he's so mad at him and platinum

post fighters with the highest fight iqs
i'll start

mighty mouse
jon jones
dominik cruz

they'll be happy when Alvey heems him

Did Mike "Vietnam fucking shits" Perry shave his beard ?

yes

>Jon Jones
>high iq
Lmao my dude.

>fight iqs

lmao my lad

Hopefully not but she probably will. She seems like a pretty shitty person and Karolina seems like a good person so I'm rooting for her.

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nevermind here's a new picture

Wonder how big platinum's cock is

he can d'arce choke ngannou with it while schaub watches

Mike "Mexicans I crush like cans" Perry

>Even UFC president Dana White wasn't safe from Perry's twisted vision.

>"One time I yelled 'goof' and Mike turned to me and said 'what if someone just stood in the middle of MGM Grand and yelled goof? Maybe the monkers in suits would forget their trained routine of copying Connor?' My jaw hit the floor and it never really came back up. That's when I thought, is he getting in character to play Platinum, or is Platinum something that's been in him all along?"

>"Sometimes I would go to look into the cameras, and I noticed Mike had put something in the lens. It was stuff like 'What if cameras were black belt hands? Would you buy a mass murderer?' and 'Lights. Camera. Platinum.' I had to ask him to stop because I was getting too scared to attend fights."

>that fucking upkick

almost worth taking the shot

mike must be enjoying the safety of mexico city compared to the usual detroit and florida environments

Zahabi says Weidman will outwrestle Yoel

Sup Forums pls

>Ngannou discussion up 200% on /r/mma

:3

My friend is there right now by himself, they wouldn't be doing a card there if it was that dangerous.

Serious question, is Eddie Amish?

>got beat by a bum

lmao

Are you ready?

>Thinking that TUF is perfectly representative of someone's day to day life

>our boy
>overcompensating manlet with le hardcore gangster neck tattoos
I think you're looking for /fit/ not /heem/

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half amish half irish

delete

Possibly, Pennsylvania does have a large Amish population

Roseanne is so fuckin woke, shes a Trump supporter

I wonder how many Drumpf supporters there will be in a week

>we b8 now

it'd be so great if JJ had a hidden talent in shit talking and it only comes out against Kookiefu cos it's all in Polish. KURWA

>he doesn't speak Bolish

why are Joanna's stare downs so aggressively intimate

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she makes $100,000 to show
lol

that is significantly more than TJ dillashaw

did rose namajunas retire

Aré they boyfriends?

New McBedded:

youtube.com/watch?v=hIC7QUXQRw0

Dominick Cruz ($55,000 + $55,000 = $110,000) def. T.J. Dillashaw ($70,000)

wew

T.J. Dillashaw ($25,000 + $25,000 = $50,000) def. Raphael Assuncao ($42,000)

Does moose fight the brunson-whittaker winner if he beats hall? Or the weidman-gayjesus winner? Or jacare? Or does he get a shitle tot?