How does it feel knowing that you're sitting on top of something just ready to shoot up your asshole at mach 5

How does it feel knowing that you're sitting on top of something just ready to shoot up your asshole at mach 5

This image does make me feel really uncomfortable.

that is the difference between professional office furniture and ikea
-my mrtela broke the shaft but there is a metal plate preventing the shaft of ramming my ass

heatenings intensifies

I assembled this chair myself and so I know that there's a quarter inch thick steel plate between my asshole and the gas shock. I have to wonder what kind of cheap chinese shit you idiots are buying.

who says i don't want it to shoot up my ass

U forget that the owner of this chair is over 500 lbs most chairs like that cant take over 350

#asschastitybelt

I sit on a quality dxracer chair so feeling good

I only heard about this once
hearsay obviously

>some kid in china nerd raging over computer game
>starts jumping up and down, slamming the chair
>chair stem explodes, launching vertically
>dies from bleeding out of his ass

Gas springs sold in western countries have to fit a bunch of regulations. Those were chinese poop rockets sold to chinese butts.

yep, its the only recorded instance of it ever happening.

And it happened in china, with a chinese chair manufactured to chinese saftey standard and regulations (ex: none)

people get eaten by escalators and shit every day in china, so something like this doesnt surprise me

One of my greatest fears.
It's why I put a thick cushion on mine

Nope I'm not a lard unlike some in this thread

Im on a bed you dumb nigger

But.. I'm on the toilet..

I spent more than $5 on my chair. I'm good

Something Swedish that doesn't involve Mach 5 up the ass?

I'm not fat soo......

AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!! AAAAHH FUUUCK!!!!

Old armchair, bitch. Your move.

This. Check your stories, faggots.

I gotch you fam

There goes my boner. Never to be seen again.

old solid wood chair. i have no such problems.

AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!! AAAAHH FUUUCK!!!!
spoopy

Kinda horny tbh.