How does it feel knowing that you're sitting on top of something just ready to shoot up your asshole at mach 5
How does it feel knowing that you're sitting on top of something just ready to shoot up your asshole at mach 5
This image does make me feel really uncomfortable.
that is the difference between professional office furniture and ikea
-my mrtela broke the shaft but there is a metal plate preventing the shaft of ramming my ass
heatenings intensifies
I assembled this chair myself and so I know that there's a quarter inch thick steel plate between my asshole and the gas shock. I have to wonder what kind of cheap chinese shit you idiots are buying.
who says i don't want it to shoot up my ass
U forget that the owner of this chair is over 500 lbs most chairs like that cant take over 350
#asschastitybelt
I sit on a quality dxracer chair so feeling good
I only heard about this once
hearsay obviously
>some kid in china nerd raging over computer game
>starts jumping up and down, slamming the chair
>chair stem explodes, launching vertically
>dies from bleeding out of his ass
Gas springs sold in western countries have to fit a bunch of regulations. Those were chinese poop rockets sold to chinese butts.
yep, its the only recorded instance of it ever happening.
And it happened in china, with a chinese chair manufactured to chinese saftey standard and regulations (ex: none)
people get eaten by escalators and shit every day in china, so something like this doesnt surprise me
One of my greatest fears.
It's why I put a thick cushion on mine
Nope I'm not a lard unlike some in this thread
Im on a bed you dumb nigger
But.. I'm on the toilet..
I spent more than $5 on my chair. I'm good
Something Swedish that doesn't involve Mach 5 up the ass?
I'm not fat soo......
AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!! AAAAHH FUUUCK!!!!
Old armchair, bitch. Your move.
This. Check your stories, faggots.
I gotch you fam
There goes my boner. Never to be seen again.
old solid wood chair. i have no such problems.
AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!! AAAAHH FUUUCK!!!!
spoopy
Kinda horny tbh.