OFFICIAL ROACHBAHCE VS MANC UTD MATCHTHREAD

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No one make the thread. Kay then

>mouyes

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>mouyes

Just tuned in and United already losing. What the hell happened?

big fan of >mouyes posting

Is United, dare i say, the new Liverpool?

LMAO when are Mancs going to accept that their tinpot club is finished?

>poonited

Kebab defended

Depends, are they going to win the champions league in the next few years?

>ibrahimoshit
>poogba
>mouyes
>manure

And who will be the new United?

webm of the goal?

I miss LVG

Liverpool la

What looks more intelligent? Wayne Rooney or an egg?

pooney

I'm absolutely sick to death of all these overrated wogs shitting up >my club

Liverpool

how the fuck are united so far behind city even though they spent more in the summer

city literally dominated barca for 90 and united are losing to some literally whos

unironically Shitty

Pottery

>losing to loserbahce

mufc was a mistake.

When will spurs fans/ united customers realise that it's dumb to bandwagon a kike club?

>be manchester united
>need a manager with fresh ideas that can teach the band of misfits to play as a team
>they hire moyes, the manager with the most rigid system imaginable that got fired from chelsea for losing the locker room

Reminder that the downfall of United started after benching Chicharito.

Schneiderlin is awful. biggest waste of £30M in a long time

>poostomers

united have been in decline since about 2010 but obviously not because they benched some beaner tap in merchant

>playing fifa
>buy chicharito
>bench him

you have to try it lmao

I meant to mock Mouyes, but we can mock Moyes too.

>need a manager with fresh ideas that can teach the band of misfits to play as a team

I wonder if they even approached Poch.

>2010-11 UCL final
>Barcelona vs Man United

What did Barcelona do right? What did United do wrong?

DELETE THIS

Koeman would be good enough, just look how much he brought out of that shitter Bolasie.

Does Bahche mean small garden in Turkish as well?

Lmao at the overreactions ITT, it was a complete indefensible wonder goal

not buy shit players

have a youth system

Probably what happens to a player if you buy him with the promise of contending for league titles and being at the centre of doing just that and then end up watching his team lose and draw on a regular basis with no indications of any upswing what-so-ever.

But thats just a little theory of mine.

>Rppney starting
>mouyes

getting mourinho in is exactly the kind of thing united would do. It makes perfect sense. They are more a brand than a football club. They want to market first, and win games second. "Customers" can not be more a befitting name to their fans.

Fergie left, impressive that old limey won the league with Cleverley on CM

no goal is indefensible

defenders shouldn't have let him between them

how many years until manchester united get liquidated?

imagine supporting man utd

lmao

>Rooney over Zlatan

what's his next move?

Clevferly & the mighty Anderson

Never, they have loyal customers

>biggest waste of £30M in a long time
You don't want me to tell you who Manure bought for 89m...

MOUSSA SOW 30CM AFRİKA YARRAK AFRİKA MERKEZ 30CM HERKES

Yes

Something JUST.

you meant the next beckham

>Fergie
>Limey

Stick to your own countries shitty football m8

Anybody got a stream link?

United a fucking dreadful at the moment.

MY SANDWICH

5-6 years wheb they get relegated. Man fuck Liverpool, but their fans keep with them even though they're shit for almost 3 decades. The major difference is liverpool fans already embeded with failure so they keep supporting Liverpool no matter how low they have fallen, but UTD fans accustomed with success

t. Liverpool bandwagon

it looks like his next move is king f2???????
why would he do that? But he has his hand on his king piece and it's the only legal move from what I can see.

Unbelievable.

plebbit/soccerstreams

back to Dortmund

oh wait they don't want him

>load game

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

POONEY

Will Manchester United ever be great again doing our lifetime?

>Rooney's first touch

sick ball control by Wayne

Actually, his hand is on the e-pawn.

Why would any bandwagoner choose Liverpool?

>poogba

the first touch of a pregnant hippopotamus

>Pooney
My sides

>ball control of an englishman

>Rppney

Maybe he is over 40 years old.

no l/a/

>pokemaniac Sakho

What the fuck has happened to United players over the last 5 years?

Do they not practice runs and off the ball movement in training?

Different players, different managers, different coaches. It doesn't change anything.

Don't they realise such things are a fundamental aspect off attacking football?

Fuck's sake.

e2-e4.

dont play rash-god on the wing ffs
he would have slotted away that rooney chance

why isnt mickytampon playing?

wtf happened to Rooneys first touch? That's nothing to do with age

>depay

>pogdab

Pogba is limping lads.

>Pooney
>Zlatan

How can one club have so many dead strikers?

>all these poorfags watching on a stream 5 mins behind

are televisions banned under sharia law or something in central europe?

if Pogba is so good, how come he's playing in poonited?

Pogba reminds me of Bambi

He's lost all respect for the club he plays for, so he finds it hard to motivate himself.

Should have stayed at juventos

Jesus christ rooney must be suffering from graft vs host because this guy has been fucking brutal since

>le we don't need schweini club

it's his new hair

>that one smug cunt who has passed his tv license exam

fuck off i'm trying

Please be dead Pogba, I want to see Micky T

>that flag
Ever heard of glass houses, Ahkmed?

based martin skrtel inspiring fenerbad to glorious victory against the shite

Oh God, my stream is late and I just saw that first touch from Ogre.

DEMANDING a webm NOW