Let me prove to you that real atheists don't exist

Let me prove to you that real atheists don't exist

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it's interessing dude explain me plz

so you are saying that only religious people exist?

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nope ?

What would you do if you were in a plane & the pilot said "Hey we are all going to die soon!"?

ALLAH SNACKAR

I didn't even know that this pic had scrubs as an inspiration lmao

die

What would be the FIRST thing

you do

Fuck a stewardess.

Order a beer

this

the VERY FIRST thing

try to kiss a girl

NO
You would do/think something else

this also goes to the lurkfag who only watches this thread and doesn't post anything

Take a guess!

pray to the satan?

basically the opposite of that

You would prey to god

ask for forgiveness

and deny that you have ever been an atheist

because you don't want to got o hell

Suck every black cock on the plane

i've seen so much fucked things on the internet
so i wouldn't do that
god is dead to me

Yes you would.

But first, and after sucking them off
you would do this: ohh trust me in a life and death situation you would think very differently about that

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Lol, prey. I'm more of a predator.

>claiming unknowable knowledge
Seems legit.
yourlogicalfallacyis.com/slippery-slope

dont think so

That's called making amends or making peace with oneself. It doesn't mean god exists.

yup

You would not think about your logical fallacies in such a situation lmao

You have never been there. You would be much more humble. It means making peace with god. Because if your life is at risk you wouldn't go "HURR I DONT KNOW IF HE EXISTS"

Ok let me get real here for a minute. The nature of my life choices puts me in life threatening situation quite often. I am shit scared every time. I do not however pray. I don't pray because there is no one to pray to. The very fact that I exist disproves your argument.

I really wouldn't. I would probably do everything I never had done. Rape being the VERY first thing. Stewardesses are hot after all.

How is this proving that god exists? All you are saying is that some people may pray to god if they thought they would die.

Wtf you should be in jail

No shit, I'd probably think about the safety card and try to follow the instructions.
As, y'know, logical people would do. But I'm sure "God" will save you if you just pray.

he don't exists

nah fam id jump out the plane naked and die with style coz i already know im goin to hell in every religion

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>The nature of my life choices puts me in life threatening situation quite often
You need more Jesus in your life lmao. No matter what your religion is.

Not some, ALL would. This proves that atheists don't exist. I didn't make a point about god's existence. However, you should understand that even doubting his existence is a sin and will get you to hell. That's why I never get into an "Does god exist" argument with atheists, even tho I would absolutely ROAST them.

You should be in hell. And where did you get my picture?

Lmao safety instructions when the plane will crash. Good luck tho fam.

and rape someone in air

What makes you think that everyone assumes they are hellbound, if the person believes there is a heaven or hell? Don't say "We all deserve it". That's an opinion. They might be under the impression that they are heavenbound.

I can tell you that I would not pray to god if I thought I would die. I've been in a situation where I thought I would die. The first thing I thought of was my family and friends. God never crossed my mind.

Yeah. But would you take the risk? We are talking about an ETERNITY in hell here.

How can you make a blanket statement of all people? you cannot say that everyone would.

>choosing to believe in an entity that will solve all of your problems because you prayed to it to
>not doing what you can to take control of your life as best you can
10/10 logic. Maybe try to bait less obviously next time.

I got it from the internet joseph

Yes. I will stick by my beliefs, no matter what. After all, why should I risk anything to pray for a creature that has not been proven to exist? If I survive, I will spend my life knowing I was a coward and went against my beliefs because of a fake book. That is why I would never acknowledge God's existence or pray to him.

>ETERNITY in hell
So your "benevolent" god dooms people to hell for choices he knows they will make, allowing people to be born only to suffer for eternity after death.
Seems like a bit of a dick, if you ask me.

BTW hows the CP prouduction going

What about people with other religions? Buddhists do not believe in a god, nor do they believe in a higher being. They believe in enlightenment and rebirth, so even if they are not atheists, they would not pray to a being you call "god".

my good understanding of human nature

You won't cross his mind either when he creates his heaven list

fuck off

Our choices were already made

>If I survive, I will spend my life knowing I was a coward and went against my beliefs because of a fake book
But nobody would know about that. And if he exists, he will know what you did.

The book doesn't speak about a "benevolent" or loving god. It's about a just god.

hell

>my good understanding of human nature
yes, except how metabolism works

I have been there, nigger faggot, and the thing I did was regret not having kissed a girl.

I almost got hit by a car doing about 60, luckily it just clipped my bike wheel and I got away with a few bruises.

>good understanding

How so? Do you have any degrees (and proof?)? Have you done any psychological studies? Are you well known in the psychology/philosophy/other human nature communities?

/thread

>You won't cross his mind either when he creates his heaven list

That's fine by me. As long as I stood behind my ideas to the very end, I will be happy until the end. Of course, I will become food for insects after I die, so it won't matter.

Bullshit. New Testament has plenty about how benevolent God is. Conditional love literally causes PTSD in children, and that's a being you want to pray to? You must have SERIOUS daddy issues. Your "God" objectively causes evil by creating humans that will do evil and not preventing that evil.

What risk? If a person thinks they are going to heaven and they don't bother to update this agreement, what are they risking?
A person who thinks they're going to hell unless they pray at the last second isn't in any better position than ghr person who firmly believes they're going to heaven and don't need a last second update to their contract.

look for a parachute

Nobody would know that. You are correct. Since he doesn't exist, he won't know it either. However, until the very end of my existence, I will be content in the fact that I was not a coward.

Eternity in hell?! Literally wtf, hell doesn't exist user.

If put in said hypothetical situation, the first thing I would do is think of my wife and children. And try to get a message to them like all the peeps on the planes during 9/11. Not pray to some imaginary grey neck beard wizard to forgive me for fapping to traps.

Hell doesn't exist. I will be reborn into another life, therefore I have nothing to worry about. ;)

...What did you say...about Mein Kampf

>Our choices were already made
Is THAT how you justify b ing a lard ass? Damn. Disappointing.

*?

This proves what everyone else is saying. If you listen to the 9/11 footage, some people DO pray to god. But not all. Instead, they get a message to their families, and makes sure that they said their goodbyes.

Jack off to gay autistic furry porn and fantasize about getting skullfucked by tom brady.

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can someone tell me what this fags youtube name is again? I forgot.

Ate your way to hello fatgott

Joseph8276

He an heroed tho.

joseph8276

>You would prey to god
>prey to god
>prey
I'll give you half a point. I probably would say a prayer before jumping out of the plane, but it wouldn't come from your bibble.
RIN
KYO
TOH
SHA
KAI
JIN
RETSU
ZAI
ZEN

Which translates to "May all who watch over the spirits of warriors protect me".
And it would have jack shit to do with heaven and hell, it would be said right before doing something that I have a slim chance of surviving rather than waiting in the plane which I have pretty much no chance of surviving, like jumping with a makeshift parachute into the water or something.

Also fuck off with your selfie-posting. No one wants to see your smug face. The LEAST you can do is post reaction pics of someone attractive.

as far as anyone knows hes in jail for child porn
he went dark last October

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all had to do was watch a minute and a half of a youtube video of this faggot to see how brain damaged and autistic he really is... she ?

encyclopediadramatica.se/Joseph8276

This thread is amazing

Hail Satan

Why do you think every person would react like you? Are you retarded or something?

Sorry user I won't pray to your imaginary friend in the sky I will leave a message via my phone and tuck it somewhere safe

fear of hell

look at this shit
i've tried posting many things here, always a few comments only.
now i see what u fags like

Is OP Joseph8276? youtube.com/watch?v=J7Mvj9no3mI

praise god, you were right, there are no real atheists

You dont make sense idiot. I'm not sitting in that plane. It only exists in your simple mind. Usually kids are like 7yo when they realize all the ppl around them are concious beings with own believes who make own decisions.

Op, you are a special kind of stupid. Your logic doesn´t apply to everyone.

panic?

i have changed. I found my way to Jesus. And so should you.

thanks

just image you were in it. Then you would act EXACTLY as i described it

yes. yes it does. You don't believe in him now. You will do it in a life threatening situation.

HA.
I laugh at your JHVH. Let me prove to you that ODIN is the true King Of Gods.
>winter storms are caused by Frost Giants
>Odin declares war on Frost Giants
>Global Warming
AESIR: 1
canaanites: 0

>basically the opposite of that
>You would prey to god
>ask for forgiveness
>and deny that you have ever been an atheist
No I wouldn't because No one would be listening and I don't say that to be fucking edgy I just Truly believe that.
>Also: plane crash = death, 99.999999999999999999999% of the fucking time so I would not be wasting my time on worthless prayers. If there were a god then he clearly doesn't give a fuck about people in plane crashes. evidence? all the fucking people who have ever died or disappeared in a plane crash.

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i hope someone cuts your throat and watches all the gravy drain from your disgusting obese body.

eat shit and die, staypuff marshmallow man.

>Yes you would.
Again, NO.

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>JHVH
He is called 'JHWH' and you shouldn't call or write his name, it's a sin.
Also, we killed your gods like 1000 years ago lol

that's a sin aswell

>I would not be wasting my time on worthless prayers
The prayers are not for you to survive! They are for you to go to heaven. Not hell!
>worthless prayers
>If there were a god then he clearly doesn't give a fuck about people
There will come a time
oh yes there will come a time
when you will heavenly regret those words

read about the ten commandments

see my second point here in this reply ^
you want to go to heaven.

in a situation like this only a complete shitbag would prioritize praying to some lame deity over trying to contact their loved ones - their mom, dad, spouse, siblings, etc. to tell them they love them.

I'd probably try to skype with my cat before I prayed to your shit god.

as it happens your argument is shit. As an atheist who has been in a plane crash, I'm in a unique position to deny your bullshit. I survived. I did not pray.

>Not some, ALL would.
Not all, SOME would, faggot.
We are not all total pussies like you. Die like a man.

>That's why I never get into an "Does god exist" argument with atheists

da fuk u doin rght now fggt?