>>Be me, wake up hungover as fuck. >>Drink two beers to start to level out. >>Shit mud for about half an hour. Find blood on the TP. >>Drink another beer before driving to work. >>Get to the office 45 minutes late. Try to slip through the back but I bump into my boss. >>Make up some excuse about road construction or some shit. >>Hurry to office. Pretend to work for about an hour. >>About an hour later the coffee I drank starts a'rumblin >>Holy fuck I barely make it to the bathroom in time before shifting myself. >>Blood all over the toliet bowl this time. >>Drag myself back to my desk.
Boss walks into my office and shouts, "Where the fuck have you been??"
>>"FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID FUCKING ORANGE PIECE OF SHIT. AT LEAST I DIDN'T FUCK MY OWN DAUGHTER"
Blake Green
Kek
Alexander Bailey
>Morning >Out of booze, too shaky and sick to get to liquor store >Sniff hand sanitizer bottle to throw up a couple times >Drink hand sanitizer, chase with water >Feelsbetter.jpg >Successfully make it to liquor store >Buy duffle bag off Popov handles >Illbedeadsoon.jpg
Hunter Walker
Suck a monkey's dick.
Gavin Mitchell
How the fuck do y'all become alcoholics? I'm just genuinely curious. I've done a lot of binge drinking during weekend nights, but I can't stomach liquor during the day.
Oliver Howard
Suck a jackrabbit's ass.
Zachary Williams
I can't relate to this because I'm a functioning alcoholic, I only binge weekends. Also I'm a lot better and don't drink most weekdays.
Kevin Howard
Thanks for the thoughtful and well explained post on how one progresses from a social drinker to an alcoholic.
Nolan Ward
>thinking this makes you an alcoholic
kek
Anthony Reyes
Try not to eat so much when you drink. You're just asking for trouble at the worst possible times. Drink coffee in order to suppress your appetite.
James Ross
you are dying if true
Oliver Moore
Being a weekend binge drinker does not make you an alcoholic lol
Luke Baker
Well I used to be, and the desire is definitely still there. Drank every day for more than a year.
>thinking being an alcoholic is something to be proud about
Kevin Rodriguez
see
I said I was better, I used to be a full blown alcohol. Now I just binge weekends
Aaron Williams
How much did you drink everyday?
Jace Lee
>>thinking being an alcoholic is something to be proud about
Nobody said that but cool bro keep thinking getting drunk on weekends is what alcoholism is.
Ian Rivera
Cheers mate! The old hand sanitizer trick- I know it gets me through the day
Andrew Rivera
You don't you just are.
Parker Smith
I know an alcoholic that I've seen personally drink a 1/2 beer that had been sitting in the sun the prior day with a cigarette in it when he was shaky the following morning. Have any of you done this? How do you get to that point, where you're willing to drink anything?
Kayden Walker
Sucj a rhino's shitty ass.
Also alcohol is for fags.
Luis Morales
You niggas actually drink rubbing alcohol to temporarily stop withdrawals so that you can have enough time to buy more liquor before getting sick?
Sebastian Ward
When I was full blown alcohol I would buy 26 (i think americans call it a fifth) a day.
Yeah, no, I said I used to be, and that I didn't drink as much now. If I had the inclination to keep ruining my life I would definitely still be one.
Robert Fisher
Probably be an alcoholic but also very poor and homeless.
Hunter Robinson
alcoholics, so like this Sup Forums cunt?
William Garcia
So you'd buy essentially 20 shots worth of alcohol a day? And was this low, medium, or high quality stuff?
26 shots, and it was smirnoff. So not the cheapest I could find but definitely not good. I would often have leftover so that i could drink in the morning before work
Asher Brooks
Did you mainly drink of boredom?
Mason Torres
did you think this was quora or something?
Leo Walker
...
Jace Moore
Dedication.
Ryan Ross
Yep, started drinking with my ex because she was an alcoholic and I thought she was cool. I was probably 17 at the time. This carried on after we broke up (we dated 4 years) partially because I was bored, partially because I was devastated. It carried on into my next relationship where I would sneak shots while she went to the bathroom. Eventually got her drinking a lot too which I feel bad about.
Chase White
drunk and reporting in, every time i think there is something to live for, it gets taken from me. fuck it. everything sucks anyway.
Jackson Young
I drink errday and idgaf!!!!
Eli Wright
i dropped the weekend binge drinking as well, got sick of shitting my guts out sun/mon and feeling like shit half the week
Jacob Johnson
I buy a fifth a day and usually drink 3/4 of it and start soon as I get off work at 4. I honestly have no fucking clue how I got to this point. 6 months ago I was lucky to drink a couple times a year
