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Give us your best secrets Sup Forums.

>Only the best ones.

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I get much more pleasure from eating out a girl than I do from her sucking my dick

I never wanted this to happen

I wanted this to happen

I made this happen

okay but where's the secret part

I am happen.

I love getting licked in the balls as if the girl were a dog.

what kind of dog?

she has a dick also

i voted for gary johnson

any kind will do. As long as she is on fours and moving her ass like a bitch, sometimes barking, love this shit

>b3 me 21y/o NEET virgin
>live with 2 good friends from school, guy and girl
>girl's bf is another friend who lives across country
>shes super hot, dancer, small tits but fantastic ass
>every time after class she comes home has a shower and dumps her juicy panties in the bathroom hamper
>every time I go in after her and lick and suck them clean, masturbate with them on my face, cum in them then suck them clean again
>decide to get her blackout drunk since she's a lightweight one night when our other housemates away

I like women.

assuming you used to make your dog lick your balls when you were 12 made you this way

But why?

you probalby have to find chicks who deepthroat. if a gril doesn't deepthroat, she doesn't have much chance of making me cum. If she does deepthroat, and does it right, she can get me to blow in minutes.

Trying giving direction to the next one who sucks you. Tell her to go deeper....deeper

Some women won't deep throat even when you tellt hem to go deeper but will allow you to shove your cock down their throat. I've had a couple of sluts like that. If you sense she's submissive at all, give it a try.

A good segue into this world is to have her lie on her back and tell her you want to fuck her mouth. Mount her like missionary style but you're laying on top of her fucking her mouth instead of her pussy. Don't go too deep. See if she likes, or at least allows that. If she loves it, go deeper. Start fucking her mouth in different ways, hold her head down on your cock etc. The more submissive she is the more she will LOVE this and the more you will love getting your cock sucked.

YMMV, especially if you're a pussy beta and can't act any other way

hey georgia

>pic related

I'm the one who pissed on all the sinks in high school.

I have fathered three children, and dont pay a dime for any of them as other men have signed the birth certificate.

This past year I've jerked off to increasingly weird shit and one time I took my search for taboo too far. I've felt shame and disgust with myself ever since. I'll never do it again and I'm definitely changing my behavior but I can't help but feel like the lowest of the low. FeelsBad

fuck you. you are the problem. I better not hear you complaining about the orange Cheeto you faggot. You have no right.

this is where you confess to that taboo too far. what is it?

>its CP isn't it?

is hey georgia a meme now

needz moar secrets

u wouldnt be wrong

In going to fraud up my ex in three years

>she
>dick
not again...

my cars finger friended me in the back of my mom

I gave oral sex to a 10yo girl

I deliberately collapsed the tunnel we dug at the beach on him. I thought it would be funny. I didn't think he would suffocate. 23 years ago.

my cock ramming her throat is going to meme a lot to my sexual satisfaction, I can tell you that

nice quads btw

lived with bf and his gf
found best ways to hear them fucking
came on all her shit
used to bump into her after shower with erection
she hates me

how big was her dick?

I have a debilitating addiction to ponuts.

still wouldve fucked her

I fucked my older brother when I was 11

thanks, I dont get quints like that often

you know georgia is a guy right?

how much older?

He was 15

never got my dog to lick by itself. but I did shove my cock down its throat from time to time when no one else was home.

how old were you?

details, faggot

I just fapped to straight up gay porn for the first time. No traps or shemales involved, just burly dudes banging each other.

It's taken 15 years of regular porn consumption to get to this point, and I really feel like a line has been crossed. I'm afraid I can't go back.

the military wife is a guy?

new army?

>I did not know that.

I was 15, she was one of my sister's friends.

I like the smell of my armpit since I was a child. When I get nervous I put my nose the nearest to the armpit to deeply breath it in.

yep, guy called jason who lives in california and likes to roleplay

I'd drop my pants and he would come eager to lick it. Also my ass. Didn't it hurt to put it on its throat, because of its teeth?

sexy

do u still fuck?

He is also autistic and a hypochondriac, paranoid he's always sick to the point that it becomes absurd, like "I've cracked my skull, I need to go to hospital" and "I think I have aids"
My mom tries to calm/reason with him using logic
She said "we'll have you had any unprotected sex?"
I always interrupt before he can answer...

No

sounds like my current girlfriend.

the crazy ones are always the best in bed.

Did he died?

No, not quite that, but if it was, would I be an irredeemably bad person for making that mistake?

We haven't ever talked about it but it's been about 9 years and I still think about it every time I think of him.

why

Cos I hate it, it's like I can never trust him not to say something to our parents

He's always holding something over me.

I'm tired of my wife. She's so needy and can't do anything for herself since she got injured. I'm tired of taking care of our kids by myself and getting no appreciation. Not to mention no sex or any sort of physical contact whatsoever. I'm considering finding someone else to fuck on the side

What happened to her?

>lives in california

well shit, I live in california. maybe I'll be fucking georgia's throat after all

male, female, the throats all feel the same in the dark

>be 10 years ago
>be 14
>get raging hard on while next to younger cousin, just two years
>learning about sex at that age
>want to try sex
>ask him "Hey you know about sex right"
>responds "Kind of, why"
>Unzip and pullout "Was wondering if you wanted to. 'Do' It"
>Cousin responds with "It isn't gay right?"
>Tell him "I don't know"
>End up getting a blowjob from younger cousin
>shortly after in the next few months want to do more of what happened
>Went out to go find some guys or girls to experiment with
>Find guy, get butt fucked
>10 years later still getting butt fucked.

>Didn't it hurt to put it on its throat, because of its teeth?

no, cock fit between the teeth, no problem.

the dog was very submissive and would let me do it. or really I should say would let me force it.

but if he said something, he would be guilty too right?

Implying I have my dick now.

>She said "we'll have you had any unprotected sex?"
>I always interrupt before he can answer...

what could possibly go wrong?

dude, nothing is wrong with any fantasy no matter how bad if you don't act it out

so what was this last taboo?

I once did happen, but no more.

Right
But I don't think that he would be seen as the bad guy
My parents are overly critical of me and pretty much pander to him

Same except donuts.

I call bullshit! You didn't happen at all. Prove it faggot

Back injury. She's always in pain so she can do limited things but I feel like it's gotten to an absurd level

Does she wheelchair?

Nah it's nothing like that at all. She's mobile and can do things on her own. It's not like she's disabled or anything. Just nerve issues in her back that can be fixed with surgery

Thats gotta suck. Would she be ok with it? You married?

did u guys kiss? if yes then how did it feel like?

I don't like rap music.

Highly unlikely. Like I said she's very needy and has low self esteem

I fucked me exgfs best friend when she was passed out drunk. She woke up and loved it

I'm not pedo. don't do cp. not interested. at all. never fantasized about it.

until recently. I was reading about how much perverts would have loved living in Rome. Slaves were literally your property and you could do what the fuck ever with them you wanted including any sex, torture, kill, whatever. There were no legal repurcussions because they were property. Like you couldn't do anything to someone for destroying a bookcase they own, they couldn't do anything to you for do anything to any slave, including kids.

So for a while I was really getting into slave fantasies. I'm just minding my own business when I just grab a slave and make her get on her knees and fuck her mouth until I cum straight down her throat. Etc.

The fantasies got more detailed, like where I make her suck me and if I don't cum fast enough she knows she gets it in the ass, and if I don't cum my cock goes back in her throat until I do.

Then I branched off of that to having her young daughter in the room too. I would point to each hole I would do in order if she didn't make me cum.

Her mouth, then her daughter's cunt, then her ass, then her mouth, then her daughters ass then her daughter's mouth.

I would usually cum before it ever got to the daughter, though sometimes it did get that far.

So that's the only time I've ever even thought about it and just in the slave fantasy. Can't get started with it and can't get turned on unless it is in the slave world where it's perfectly legal and what those fuckers did back then.

I've gotten bored with that fantasy, too much work. I'm back to fapping to other stuff.

>still not pedo

so what's your taboo fantasy thing user? can't be as bad as my fap fantasy once of fucking a prepubescent girl slave in the ass and then her mouth while her slave mother watches in shame because she couldn't suck me good enough to make me cum to prevent it.

Oh sorry to hear that. I had hoped for the wheelchair, 'coz fantasies.

Also r8 my new t-shirt please! :)

Dont break your vows. Leave if you need to.

I put a keylogger on my TA's laptop, got her passwords, cracked her iCloud and sold her nudes for $300 to some loser in our session

That blue thing is ugly

Proof or gtfo

Fucked a Tijuana hooker two weeks before my wedding. Have story if anyone wants to hear it?

Yes, I don't remember what it felt like, all my memories of it are really negative.
So it could have felt really good however, the guilt and regret cloud how I felt at the time
(Dumb answer I know- kissing normally feels good so I guess good)

thats fucking hilarious 10/10

My older sister came home one weekend completely drunk so i spiked her orange juice with two caps of GHB. a few hours later i undressed her came on her tits and then fucked her twice until i came on her. Tottally got away with it. Think about it every day

Believe me or don't, I don't give a shit.

Besides, I could post any girl's photo, how would that be "proof"?

>Also r8 my new t-shirt please!

4chin autist / 10

What blue thing?

10/10 would wear. Hell I would feel better if she was in a wheelchair since it would at least give some obvious show of her problems. It's more like I've become the sole provider and parent

post your hand or leg so i can finish masturbating to your story user

Whenever I hear stories like this, if they're true, I wonder if you just leave your cum on the passed-out girl or...?

This nasty slut drinks piss
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Dont try to defeat me with logic

Why are you jealous of his new t-shirt? GTFO Richard.

This is the most civil conversation I've ever had on Sup Forums, I almost want to post her tits now kek

When I was a little kid, like 9 or 10, I used to mess with my step sister's tits when she was sleeping, and I sort of finger-fucked my step brother's lips while he slept, too.