>you will never go to primary school
>you will never move on to secondary school and banter with the lads
>you will never see qt school girls in their school outfits
>you will never join a club team
>you will never play 5 a side with your mates until dinner time
>you will never come home to your mum cooking up a full roast
>you will never be able to drink with the parents around the table at a younger age because drinking laws are less strict
>you will never finger your first bird in crawley
>you will never go off to uni and shag a bird during freshers week
>you will never go to pubs, then clubs until 6am and do it again the next night
>you will never have a lads night out and laugh as Deano gets too wankered to pull.
>you will never have foreskin
>you will never be british
must be horrific being a yank
