Got this flask, dubs decides the engraving

Got this flask, dubs decides the engraving.

Ps what's b drinking tonight?

Jews are to blame

engrave chldfcker

no one will know.

dickbreath

"This flask is actually full of horse semen"

rr

in god we trust

big floppy donkey dick

No engraving

The entire bee movie script

dicksneeze

this

Nigger lover.

Hitler did nothing wrong.

Engrave "gin and juice"
Also drinking gin and juice

deez nuts

My own semen.

winrar

Ooooh! Burn.

Engrave "Pussy Drippins"

top kek

Property of the Hilton Hotel group.
Do not remove from bar area

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>NRA4EVR

Drinking rye and beer.

Well shit boys, I said to myself,when I made the post, if b had its way it would say HDNW. Look for the news story of the holocaust surviving jewelry store owner who refused to write it and made a big stink with the local 6 o'clock.

Absolutely not alcohol..


And I'm on my third growler.

Regrets

Kek

>holocaust surviving jewelry store owner
why would you give your patronage to a jew?

I dont want to have to drive to fucking Nebraska to find a jewelry store not owned by Jews.

more than jewellery store owners have engravers m8, go to any place that cuts keys and they'll probably do engraving

Thanks for the tip.