I will share some funny stories about vandalizing my high school. You are free to do the same

I will share some funny stories about vandalizing my high school. You are free to do the same.

>be me
>grade 10
>visit friends locker to hang out in between classes, everyday after lunch.
>friend puts sandwich into a locker next to his.
>"wtf are you doing man?" I ask
>"Oh, I put a sandwich in this locker once in a while so it gets moldy and disgusting."
>"why?"
>"this locker belongs to some bitch who never uses it and the lock doesn't work."
>I now make it my goal to put disgusting things in the locker. Tell other friend. He's on board.
>start putting pizza and milk cartons in the locker.
>After a week or so hallway starts to smell.

cont?

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part 2

>be in science class one day
>teacher is extremely uptight indian cunt
>tells teachers pet student to get something from her back office
>Student comes out with a shark
>at least 3 feet long, decent size
>It is left over form a college course she was teaching
>Smells like complete shit.
>shows us what she wanted to show us and then tells student to throw the shark in the trash can, because it is fucking rotting
>stinks up class
>tells student to put trash can outside classroom into the hallway
>idea.jpg
>run to lunch and tell friend about the shark
>go up to hallway and retrieve shark from trash can
>gagging from the stench
>lug the shark wrapped in newspaper to the shit smelling locker
>to this day, idk how he did it, but my friend throws the shark into the locker and unwraps the newspapers all in one motion
>somehow no one sees

cont?

i might be the only one here but i'm baited. continue, friendo

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part 3

>shark starts to stink up entire hallway. weather is warm
>3 days go by and people are avoiding upstairs shark hallway
>friend can't even go to his own locker anymore
>everyone is carrying 30 pounds of books around in their backpacks because they cant go to their lockers
>come to school on day 4 of the shark being in it's new locker habitat
>hallway is shutdown
>see hazmat team of at least 6, in giant white suits and with tanks, walking through the hall spraying chemicals on all the lockers and vents.
>holyshit.png
>heat is on
>i am on list of suspects
>dean of discipline calls me down
>nicknamed the glock
>glock questions me for about an hour
>deny it to the end
>friend ends up getting ratted
>he is punished by another dean, one i like
>find out his punishment is suspension for 3 days
>come forward to respected dean
>decides to give us both 1 detention
>the glock is furious

pretty much the end of that story. I will get into some better shit if you guys want. I fucked my high school up A LOT

lol yeah, this story is fishy

well, that was flaccid, but i don't have any vandalism stories, so fuck me too

Story 2
>freshman year
>already hate the school
>have group of loser outcast friends that hate the school too
>make it our mission to fuck shit up
>school is building new lounge for seniors
>put up a dry wall temp wall to block off the construction
>wall runs parallel to "commons" where we ate lunch.
> one day we are eating lunch. our table consists of me and 3 freshman friends
>other end is 4 seniors we never talked to. they were losers too
>our table is right across from the temp wall. >Notice there is a hole towards bottom of the wall
>someone clearly kicked it
>we find it hilarious

"My name is Glenn Cock and I am the Assistant Principal here. They call me 'The Glock' you little shits"

>in HS of 300 uptight rich white people
>only one that doesnt fit in
>in art room where all the liberal feminists hang out (theres a ton of them)
>have nasty sushi from nearby gas station
>small room in back full of old art stuff
>pour chocolate milk carton all over sushi

continue?

did u put a rotting shark in that hole? We've heard this story before.

>next day whole is plastered over
>we couldnt stand for this
>wait till lunch is out and get into the crowd of people leaving commons
>my friend assassin creeds it up and blends into the crowd
>kicks wall 3 times, hole is reopened and even bigger
>run away cackling

>next day
>eating lunch and look for hole
>theres a fucking thick plywood board covering it
>challengeaccepted.exe
>bring in screwdriver next day
>wait for crowd again after lunch and go over to boarded hole
>3 of us cover our friend while he bends down to unscrew the screws holding the board. 2 top screws done
>kid twice our size walks up and says "hey" as crowd is dispersing
>"I'm the one who kicked the original hole, let me help ya guys out"
>we were stunned
>he rips the board from the wall making the whole at least 4 times the size of the original and a lot more fucked up looking
>so many lulz
>we now worship "the holegiver"

This was like 5 years ago.
>Get laptops given to us by the school
>Guy in my class uses his to give out games like line rider and penguin throw
>Decides not to give me any because he wants a girlfriend and doesn't want to be seen conversing with me
>One day in biology
>He loads up this usb with like 200 games
>Gets up to take the usb to some guys down the back of the classroom
>Lean over and type 'child porn' into google on his computer
>Quickly exit off it before he gets back
>Think nothing of it, get angry that I couldn't think of a better idea in time
>See him being escorted out of the school by the IT admin, four police officers and the principal

Quality

southlake....pissed everywhere

>holegiver is a total badass. has cool friends, has hot gf, and thought we were at least cool enough to talk to
>learn his name is nick and his gf is jackie, he only refers to her as "bitch" and insists we do the same
>follow nick into lunch line
>he takes entire tray of cookies out of display case and dumps them into his bag
>we were in total awe
>doesnt get caught
>decide to step it up with the wall
>start punching and kicking wall everyday as we pass it, other student do the same
>wall looks like swiss cheese
>makes our school look like trash
>water keeps flooding the halls because of heavy rain and shit temp wall filled with holes
>school redoes the floor costing thousands

>had a jew friend who never looked at the chair before sitting down
>we used to put stuff on it prior to him sitting, just for teh lulz
>we tried it with a myriad of things, for some quite hilarious results
>it started getting old after a while, so I decided to crank it up to 11
>drew a penis with glue on his chair after making sure nobody would see me
>he sat on it, just as planned
>he actually got stuck to the chair and couldn't get out
>nearly ripped his pants in order to free himself
>serious lulz ensued
>next day the chair was on the hallway, pretty much ruined because the glue wouldn't come out
>principal comes in and asks who did that
>nobody suspected me because I was a quiet and introspected nerd back then
>class clown, who I hated, gets busted in my place
>internally congratulate myself for a masterfully pulled prank

kek

now for worst story

>9th grade
>cookies at lunch come in bags
>decide it would be funny to fill them with water and throw them from stairwell
>they hit people like water balloons, it was funny for a day
>step it up
>decide to fill it with piss
>whos gonna do it
>friend volunteers
>this kid never did anything remotely bad
>we didnt believe him but he came out from the bathroom, wearing a giant grey coat, and holding the bag in said coat as if he were about to pull a gun
>sketchy as fuck
>go to top of stairs
>heart racing, sweaty af
>swing door open and friend throws the bag
>immediately turn and sprint
>heard from a friend later that we looked like 90 degree angles running down the hallway
>halfway down hall hear screams
>sounded like someone was murdered
>end of day get on bus and finally laugh about it

>next day
>jocks on manhunt for whoever "threw piss" on one of their pass around sluts
>apparently it hit her like a miss america banner across he entire torso
>trying so hard not to laugh
>We decide we need to step it up again

>im a russian american
>meet a neo nazi
>tell them my grandpa killed nazis in the red army
>they get mad and start yelling heil hitler
>i kek

>get applejuice from commons during lunch
>piss in apple juice bottles
>3 or 4 bottles with piss
>they look just like applejuice
>get into lunch line when it is crowded and restock the shelves with the fresh squeezed bottles
>sit back down and wait

>later that day overhear two people talking about a girl who went to the hospital because of it
>ohhhhhfuck.jpg
>nothing happens

>school has chocolate milk
>we are all thinking the same thing, but no one will say it
>idea is finally addressed
>lets do it
>piss bag friend steps up again
>shits in bottle and brings it back to table
>we all sit there staring at it
>morals.exe kicks in
>we all pussy out
>friend puts it in backpack to throw off stairs later
>go to science class with him
>we are in the computer lab
>we get there late, only 2 seats are in front
>hot as fuck in class
>all of the sudden shit smell fills the air
>friend looks at me in terror, it opened in his bag
>we are sitting under a fan that blows the smell around the class
>one kid says "holy shit who farted"
>teacher scolds him but she too, trying to act professional, cant help but hold her nose and almost gag
>2 girls run from classroom
>teacher dismisses class and friend runs away

kekking

>be in bathroom
>on my period
>I decide to spill my blood out of my divacup on the floor everywhere
>no one else saw me do it
>later that day, ppl are talking about it
>I laugh

gtfo gh0st youre not welcome here.

who the fuck is gh0st

nice quads nigger, stop pretending

run to bathroom to see all 3 of my friends.
>2 were standing over piss bag kid while he was shoveling a concoction of shit and chocolate milk out of his open backpack with his bare hands
>look of absolute terror on his face
>cant help but laugh

>lesson learned, no shit in chocomilk bottles. not secure enough
>school sells fruit smoothie drinks with twist on caps in commons.
>they are opaque
>buy one and fill with random food at lunch

at the end of the day, everyone walks in a crowd to a line of busses outside, very little security is outside so we did our attacks there the most.

>take fruit smoothie to bus line and dump it on some kids backback as hes getting on his bus
>kek all the way home
>we all know whats next
>decide to shit in the bottles and do guerrilla warfare attacks by busline
>risky but the lulz payoff was immense
>we started dumping shit bottles on people almost daily
>Then one day we got "mark"

respek the check

>be me in grade 8 in final year of middle school
>acquire a shit load of fake money
>put it random places, fill people's lockers with it and shit
>everyone is talking about how their locker got filled with fake money
>i tell friends about it and also give them some fake money to put in random places
>there is fake money fucking everywhere, air vents, under bleachers, inside desks, in cabinets, behind posters in the halls, you name it, it's probably there
>leave middle school
>in high school i'm still hearing about all of the fake money and how people are still fucking finding it after 3 years
>laugh my ass off with my friends
>repeat process in high school
>win

Yoooooooooo nice

i was hoping for an autistic work of fiction, not this crap.

Can we screen cap this. These are quality stories

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>Mark became a shit bottle victim 5 times
>I dont even remember why
>eventually started wearing his backpack on his chest like a faggot
>still a win
>months go by
>last day of school is coming
>we need to get mark
>piss bag kid doesnt wanna do it anymore
>understandably but we couldnt let mark get off that easy
>piss bag kid tells us that all the times we couldnt hit a target, he would get off his bus and throw the bottles in his neighbors bushes
>at least 10 bottles there
>he gets a bottle that was 6 months old
>it had been frozen, thawed, and baking in the heat for months
>this had marks name on it
>last day of school go into bathroom after lunch to strategize
>mark had let his guard down and started wearing his backpack normally again
>had to hit him in the bus line
>pb kid opens bottle in bathroom
>bottle hisses as if it were a carbonated drink
>upon hearing the hiss and the smell that raped my face, i almost instantly vomited into the trash can at least 3 times
>I have never smelled a dead body, but i imagine this was worse
>end of day, bus line time
>see mark walking
>middle of june, 90 degrees, pb kid walking behind mark, wearing giant grey coat with hand inside, as if he were the king from that xbox 360 burger king game sneak king
>dumps shit on mark as hes walking up bus stairs
>driver sees and screams wtf, friend throws on hood and sprints to his bus
>i watched mark walk to the back of the bus while everyone screamed at him
>he then realized what happened, walked off the bus and pulled out his phone
>i was on my bus and heard him saying "ya mom, it happened again, i need a ride"
>motherfucking victory

and that about wraps up freshman year.

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quick one

>grade 11
>walked the halls and put combo locks on random lockers
>lulz at janitors trying to bolt cut them off
>start checking for open lockers
>whenever we found an open one we would take note of the number and take all the books
>at lunch (i now had an entire crew of like 10 people that fucked shit up daily) we would all sit and shred the pages form the books
>after lunch we would return the shredded books to the lockers and watch for lulz
>we would also go over to the public pc's during lunch and take the keys off like 4 different keyboard and put them on different ones so the home row spelled out "fuck niggers"

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>it had been frozen, thawed, and baking in the heat for months
>this had marks name on it
you should be an author

>ya mom, it happened again, i need a ride
fuck my sides kek

Only time i was ever suspended
>seniors now
>everyone is tired of 4 years of our shit
>we had caused shit attacks, a bomb threat which left 1 of our friends expelled, and various destruction
>we would buy extra milk and apples during lunch and then sit in the senior lounge
>bang apples on table for entire lunch
>make them really soft but dont break the skin
>go to stairs after lunch and chuck apples at wall
>they explode sending mush everywhere
>do the same with milk
>this goes on for weeks
>every fucking day, rotten food and milk in stairs
>everyone is extremely fucking annoyed
>makes it 10x funnier
>even my own gf is bitching about it daily when i would walk her from class
>"ya babe, some real immature kids here"
>security starts standing in target stairwell after lunch
>go to other stairs
>after a week of dodging them they start stationing janitors at the tops of the other stairs
>all stairwells covered
>start throwing food from the bottom
>they wanted our blood
>someone finally rats us out
>we werent doing much to hide, people are just oblivious
>teachers that know me find it funny
>gf thinks im a loser
>suspended for 3 days
>totally worth it

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>Bomb threat
Tell us more user

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How about instead of just vandal stories, we make this a general funny high school story thread

Thanks, you're awesome

Only posters will tell, the stories are what makes the thread after all

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Bumperino

>be in 4th grade
>find old eraser
>pinch off smaller pieces to flick at kids i knew
>first try i flick it really hard and i mis-calculated
>bounces off my book and hits teacher square in face
>hits her so hard she says "ouch!"
>i sit there trying to keep a confused face while she's going bat shit crazy trying to find the kid throwing stuff
>kid that usually gets in trouble gets blamed
>kek inside

Legitimately funny. Good work user.

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alright
this is a long one guys
part 1
>be in 10th grade
>blow shit up all the time
>axe cans and gas
>typical hs boy shit
>dumb hs kids so we filmed it and put it on youtube. friend decides to put first names in credits

>be at school
>someone makes shooting threat on bathroom stall
>its lame nothing happens but we have swat team at our school for the whole day
>lulz
>decide we wanna do one better
>decide to register on town forum as emo kid and talk about shooting up school
>decide this is a terrible idea and move past it

>ffwd one year
>friend brings up bomb threat idea again
>go to his house
>paints garden brick green (idfk why) and puts a cell phone keypad, some wires, and a 9v battery on it
>says hes gonna put it in the bathroom
>tell him not to
I was all for fucking shit up, but it was a dumb idea
>meanwhile police in our town have a file cabinet on us because of all the random explosions and fires.
>never destroyed any property or hurt anyone btw

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>Holy shit who farted

cont.

>we step our game this time
>we jam that fucking fake money in toilets, completely clogging them
>janitor is fucking pissed
>we also put fake money in people's pants, hoodies and shit
>bathroom is COVERED in fake money
>bathroom closed for the rest of the school year
>everyone's locker is fucking unusable because it's filled with fucking fake money
>fake money is fucking everywhere. any place you'd look, they're would be fake money
>at the end of the school year, i brought tape
>i tape fake money to the wall, making it spell a message reading

THE GAME

So? I'm Slavic and think that national socialism is a fine system. How can you be happy with a Jew subverted, globalist world?

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damn. all i did in high school was make a chemistry teacher cry.

Bumpity fuck you
Kek

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part 2 bomb threat
someone please capthis, been meaning to type it all out for years but was always so lazy
>multiple videos now of us blowing shit up and running from police.
>videos are shots from woods of cops looking for us and us laughing
>makes them look like idiots

this is where it comes together. sorry im pretty stoned

>so friend brings brick into school and puts it in bathroom
>come into school and he runs up saying "its donw"
>wtf did u do dude
>go to first period, nothing
>second period in library
>with friend of mine
>all of our friends were asking about "the science project"
>all of the sudden librarian and security tell us to get out of PC area
>ohshit thats the wall that is shared with the bathroom
>knew it was the brick
>see firefighters in hall through library door
>ohfuckohfuck playitcool
> we are let out 45 mins later and told to sit in commons
>sitting with friends, we are all silent
>normally our group would be plotting something fucked up to do in the crowd but we were all sitting as if a family member just died
>sweating bullets

>be me
>6th grade
>Last day of the school year
>Have sandwich I didn't eat at lunch
>decide to take the piece of cheese and slap it against the side because why the fuck not
>fast forward to 1st day of 7th grade
>decide to walk by my old locker on the 6th-grade hall (our grades had different halls for each grade 6-8th)
>As I pass by, I see a girl opening the locker
>Instant horrific look on her face as she is greeted to 4-month-old cheese
>stench was horrendous, cheese was moldy and disgusting looking
>mfw

wasn't really vandalism, but I felt like sharing, made my 12-year-old self laugh.

fuck, made a typo, i used the wrong 'there', sorry guys

>slap it against the side because why not
>Kek

i forgot to include that it was the side of my locker, but you would get that anyways by reading the whole thing.

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