So Sup Forums I turned 18 today. In celebration, 1818 decides what I shall do

So Sup Forums I turned 18 today. In celebration, 1818 decides what I shall do.

kill yourself

this

this

OP do that

join military

cease to be alive

bumping come on guys I won't be a faggot and deliver.

You arnt underage now so you cant get banned,

How long have you browsed Sup Forums?

Roll

This lmao

RAWL

buy a speedboat

Buy this user a speedboat.

upperdecker your parent's master bathroom or other bathroom toilet and wait for them to find it

Kill a president.

Strip club

Cover all your windows with tinfoil. Wear a tinfoil hat when at home at all times. When someone comes to your door, peek out and say "Did they send you? Don't try to read your mind, this foil locks your intrusion out."

Eat dog/cat shit

buy me something

Revert to breastfeeding from your mother's teet

become a god

checkd

go to gym locker room and suck a guy's dick

become trans and beat up a child in the bathroom

Thia lebouf

going to take at least 15 more minutes to get to 1818. we might as well stop posting.

Take out the Jews

Nobodies going to get 1818, dumbass.

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