Why does uncut cock always stink?

Why does uncut cock always stink?

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Why does the pope cover up child sex abuse cases?

Cuz of the amount of pussy that uncut men get

Smegma

Vaginas have three times more smeg. Vagisil. No dickisil

>trying to justify having your genitals mutilated and losing additional sensation

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this

why does OP go around smelling other guy's cocks?

Because this is a bait thread.

Also how much cock did the OP sniff?

You cant avoid pussystank though. Three blocks of concrete and a pair of levis aint enough to stop dat candida

>i'm posting on Sup Forums to feel better about my penis

Make implications about uncut cocks. Display a grotesque mangoblin smiling over a cut-the-fuck-up wiener...

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Why do you assume you need a mutilated dick to wash yourself?

like a freshly laundered sock, infused with lavender

>only lasting two seconds because of your overly sensitive dick

this

idk who youre fucking, thats gross.

jesus, its like a witches nose or a gray alien's thumb.

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Have you ever left your house or?

not every uncut guy lasts two seconds, but every cut guy is mutilated

i've only dated one girl with a persistent pussy waft. you could smell that bitch's coppery cunt through jeans. she was obsessively clean, just had a strong puss scent. like you could smell when she was horny.

Because all you suck is unwashed homeless dick.

kek

I last anywhere from 20-50 minutes fam

try not to hate your parents for putting you through what is essentially child abuse as a baby by getting part of your dick removed without any consent from you.

because you only suck dirty fuck's cock

Keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel better

>you could smell when she was horny
jesus that is just brilliant. you enter the house and just by the smell of it you can tell whether you're going to get laid

Only stinks if its not washed. Which seems to be a common problem among you edgelords.

yeah, maybe thats why my dick doesnt stink, i get up and move around now and then.

It should be banned like smoking is. It's bad for our throats this skinwalker odour. Get the state out of our uteri and nostrils

Spbp
Cutfags eternally btfo

No i mean it's as unavoidable as pollution

yeah im sure you do, "fam." kek, get out nigger.

>being this bad in bed
>need to cut off your skin to actually last longer than 1 minute
Cutfags are pathetic

cause theyve been up your ass?

Ayy speak for yourself bruh

But if theyve fucked a lot of women. Or not. They are good or bad. What if he put his in a woman ass. Is that more stinky or less stinky than the other female holes

Not gonna lie, I gagged

either the bitches youre fucking have terrible hygiene or you just dont ever shower. maybe one of the five women ive fucked had a pussy that produced that strong of a smell.

>smokes a bowl
>next scene he has this face

kek, look at all these replies. i think maybe i touched on a sensitive subject for smelly uncuts.

said the cut nigger

I'm uncut and I don't smell. The guys you suck must have poor hygiene.

you live in a country without a shower, don't you? I can imagine why you think that way.

im cut but im not a nigger. ive got everything going for me.

Youre wrong. Everything everyone thinks is wrong. Women stink. Men dont

Cutfags think they don't need to use soap, it's disgusting really, but it explains the mental issues and lack of friends

you have smegma. case closed. your parents shoulda cut the sock off your dick.

But why are male stinks bad again? Queefs are better than farts now?

>dont want abortions cus "fetus might have feelings"
>mutilate newborns cus they "probably dont have feelings" to prevent rare complications and cus they're lazy fucks that dont clean their dicks
burgerland in a nutshell

>uncuts stink
>uncuts have smegma
>women prefer cuts
>uncuts are for some reason proud that they look disgusting

Cuts are dead blister dicks and everybody orders foreskins on their robots. And everybody is restoring

>women prefer cuts

Only in countries where genital mutilation is the norm. Like USA and in the middle east.

>be me in college
>dating half asian qt
>fucking her from behind
>she starts bucking wildly
>too hot
>oh-shit-not-yet.gif
>pull out
>feel odd wetness on my cock when i try to put it back in
>it's blood
>tell her she bled on my cock
>go to bathroom together to clean up
>realize she partially tore my frenulum
>no sexy times for two weeks

i blame her magic asian vagina, never had a tighter girl since then

>strinks
soap and water
>smegma
soap and water
>women prefer cuts
lolno
>natural looks disgusting
dick mutilation is not normal, nice try kike

I have like two cut dicks saved and maybe hundreds of uncutters. It's like a car. Pinto or ferrari. Cut dick. Here. Do something. Use lube! It's deflating! Twist it more grab the base! Or. Uncut. Here. Diamond mode and fully functional. Done. And done

yeah, its like getting a smart phone. once you get one you dont want to go back to the basic phone.

women are like that with dicks. once they get with a cutfag, they realize what they were missing out on and how disgusting uncuts are.

Holy fuck gloria allred is losing her mind!

Im sure

but they dont prefer cut

that ridge under your tongue is also a frenulum

Why does pussy smell? because its natural.
Why does uncut cock stink? because its natural.
Why does cut cock not stink? because its all dried up and useless.

kek please dont tell me you watch this idiot.

Burn

i'm uncut and i've never had a complaint. women only care about hygiene. i wash my junk every time i piss. like everyone should do.

>what are memes
thanks for confirming you're retarded

>anecdotal evidence
see

>Why does uncut cock stink? because its natural
>Why does uncut cock stink? because its natural
>Why does uncut cock stink? because its natural
>Why does uncut cock stink? because its natural
>Why does uncut cock stink? because its natural
>Why does uncut cock stink? because its natural

Because sexual education in America is about as much of a joke as your cartoon character president. Uncut dicks in Europe don't stink.

>being clean makes you retarded
this is why the world laughs at burgers

Mandatory. strawpoll.me/12405927

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>another Stephen meme
yeah, you watch him. lol fuckin retard.

Whats the problem

>women caring about hygiene is anecdotal evidence
virgin confirmed

everyone knows women love stinky cocks.

everyone knows women love functional cocks.

>implying uncut cant be clean
so you're just a fat lazy fuck that doesnt clean his dick with soap and water

also women prefer uncut, see O'Hara 1999 and Bensley 2001. cutfag kikes can stop bullshitting with your anecdotal "but this and that girl prefer cut" fallacies

yeah it's not like i just googled "not an argument" and saved a couple pictures, that would be too easy

How do you know how different types of cocks smell? OP is a massive faggot confirmed

I think the more important question is, how many cocks did OP voluntarily test before coming to this conclusion?

>Letting a kike with a sharp object anywhere near your dick

>yeah it's not like i just googled "not an argument" and saved a couple pictures, that would be too easy
>Stephen meme #3
yeah youre a fanboy.

I'm clean nigger. But too bad your parents did not love you as a child and mutilated your penis so you can look like your ugly unwashed dad in your showerless country. topkek shitskin

are you fucking retarded? i'm agreeing with you.

This tbh

I do so who cares
Burning anise smells like pussy. Try that instead

Pathetic

god i hate americans. can't fucking read.

then why the fuck did you reply with that shit to me and not the others

stupid fuck

i'm not gonna walk you through the damn chain of comments, figure it out. uncut is fine. wash yourselves. women only care about hygiene. just be clean. why do you think they fall in love with faggots so often.

for the same reason cut cocks underpants and clothes always stink. the stink has to go somewhere.

But uncut dicks dont even smell so i dont get it

shit yeah they do, if you don't wash. you think an uncut hobo smells like flowers? everyone's junk smells if you don't wash it.

The whole thread is bait. Why are you wasting your time?

they have the ability to smell (well, slightly faster than cut), but because cutfags are such cunts they have to think uncut smells to feel better about their broken cocks.

such a poor bait user, don't even kys, you'd waste time and energy

Im a literal huge fag none of them are detectable. No asses either. I go on elevators and gag on vaginas everyday though

you do realize you fell for the troll there?

Cuz all them dirty cunts dont wash that skin flap.