ITT: Most shameful crushes

ITT: Most shameful crushes

Hardmode: only crushes and faps you would never confess even to closest family or best friends and would probably move to another country if they found out.

She looks like a fucking tumblrina.

Had to switch to phone

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seems oddly familiar. where does this come from?

Napoleon dynamite

lena dunham

she's so fucking gross i love it

That's low dude. Seriously. Never mention this to anyone else for the rest of your life.

understood

fuck! please tell me this is a shoop! How would this kinda situtation be happening?

that's true. We are all creatures of the dark.

i photoshopped my sisters face onto a tranny very poorly and jerked off to the resulting horror

pretty sure its real. she gets naked a lot on hbo apparently (google lena dunham nude)

post pic

I'd rather not.

its an acquired taste. sort of like drinking piss

Tina Majorino

God, I fucking loved her in Napoleon Dynamite. I wish I could find someone that weird who I could possess and mould.

kek

Ooh, yeah, I'm right there with ya.

She's a real person. A bit ugly, but talented, and comfortable in her own skin.

I'd do her.

I'd also consider a relationship with her, because money. As long as she wasn't too fucking "MY FEMINISM" all the time.

She's got so many nudes, and I do love a celeb nude.

Anyone else feels extremely miserable after fapping?

Yes, everyone.

>talented

Get the fuck out of here

ive no shame in saying id smash, i preferred her in the earlier seasons when she was fatter. Id fuck her brains out any day

You know she's gay irl, right?

I do indeed, but that doesnt matter, literally never going to get a chance to fuck her irl even if she was into guys, so her actual sexual preference doesnt matter

tb h I never really watched the show. her screen time was always too short to get off. So I always went to youtube and watched compilations. Therefore Ihad no clue about her developement. I always imagined her to become fatter with time.

she's engaged to a man

> (You)
>she's engaged to a man
The character? I've no idea. I've not watched the show in ages.

The actress is gay.

nah she got her first taste of a cock at the sweet age of 40 and since then she's bouncing every night on Keith Hanson's dick.

learn2googlefriend

Like marmite? I bet it tastes like it.

He's her beard.

Jeez.

She's a ten pinter.

Worst b8 Ive seen in a long time

>She's a ten pinter.
>a ten pinter
>ten pinter

nice. didn't know this term yet.

she has the exact body type I like
>chubby
>small tits
>wide hips

British slang. Most meh girls would be 5 pinters but amy would require a bit more alcohol.

pents

>Fat but with no tits.
A flatty.

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>five fives

Nice GET and czech'd

I call dem flatsos

I wanna fuck her throat and cum on those tits

I know what you mean. I get turned on so hard by her hot uglyness

I wanna fuck Kate Micucchi in her coochie

No shame in that. She's cute as fuck.

She has the face of an ostrich.

I'd fuck that ostrich.

>implying this thread isn't about irrational attraction towards ugly chicks

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Bai ling

Yes. I need her petite chub body on me.

It's like watching an ugly boy pretend to be a hot girl.

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I touch myself to the thought of the awkward beta yet somehow cute autistic guy at my work.. I have a boyfriend and I'm very popular with guys. What is wrong with me.

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Tits or gtfo

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>assuming female user

they have her dating a nigger because she's a fat white woman

IT IS SO FUCKING SAD
I WANTED TO SEE HER NAKED SOOO HARD WHEN SHE WAS YOUNGER
I WAS CRAVING FOR HER
NOW THERE SHE IS
AND IT IS FUCKING DISGUSTING WHO SHE IS NOW
CANT EVEN FAP TO THIS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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kek, is this true? Fucking jews did it again.

>implying it isn't a pre-existing stereotype
user pls.

yes it is. But it's up the the PRODUCERS which stereotype they push and which better not.

>push
"HOW DARE THEY SHOW SOMETHING ANY ACTUAL HUMANS EVER DO IF IT'S SOMETHING I DON'T LIKE!!! THEY MUST BE TRYING TO BRAINWASH US!!!"
Calm down there, kiddo. I'm sure your mom's bringing the tendies soon, but meanwhile, kindly go back to your containment board.
Either or, really.

what? I don't even know how you got the impression. you sound mad. Maybe you should stay away from the computer for a while.

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>don't know how you got that impression
>blames it on the jews
Hmmm... Let me think for a while about why I'd think you said it was a conspiracy... Hmmm...

LOOK
AT
HER
DAMNIT

I'd fuck like all of my girl teachers easy

>can't identify a joke

you have legit autism

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>what is Poe's Law
Dude, you DO realize how often Sup Forums is here, right?

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>le Sup Forums boogeyman

your life seems to be alright. Why do you spend it on a shithole like Sup Forums?

She was pretty cute imo, I wouldn't be too ashamed of that

Oh I love Sarah Silverman!!

thicc...

>boogeyman
More like a gnat. Obnoxious, but not really harming anything other than that.
And yeah, to be honest, my only gripes about my life are of my own doing. Otherwise, I objectively have it pretty good. Granted, those leave me with plenty of spare time and fuck all to do, so... Y'know, here I am.

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like

She's ok looking and can totally roll with self-deprecating humor. If she didn't have self esteem, anal would be a given.
As is, I probably still would.

Yes. Her.

Jesus, she is ugly.

Cyndi Lauper was my first Celeb crush... I think that was 1985.

She's a delusional hack who sees swastickas everywhere when there are none.

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Bai has always been hot but she is constantly in the shittiest movies.

Asian genetics. I am still not fully convinced she isn't a tranny.

This gilf

There's no way I could convince my penis to go for that.

Kekkin my pants off, user

Fuck me that pic is from 2016. She doesn't look half bad for her age.

Seconded

Hate this retarded cunt with a passion, but would love to fuck the shit out of her.