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You cant Awoo~ Without the WanWan
I live.
that's good news.
did you go to see the doc?
No, I thought I'd wait if the sickness lasts until after 72 hours of first symptoms, then consult the doctor, since it's supposed to last from anywhere between 12-72 hours. I might still be sick, but at least I'm not in pain and things seem to be looking up.
ah alright.
it's good that you're possibly getting better though, i'm happy to hear that.
i couldn't imagine being ill for so long
It was hell enough for while it lasted. Last night in particular was torment.
yeah you made it sound like it was pretty awful and i don't doubt that it was.
at least you can look towards feeling better though!
while you were gone i ended up getting a phone
It was the closest thing to hell I can imagine. Every part of your body hurting like hell and you can't even trust your bowels enough to cough or sneeze. I think the headache was the worst part though.
Nice, what kind?
oh man i've only been like that once and i was 13 or 14 years old at the time and it was the worst thing ever.
it's a chinese phone with good specs i got off of Amazon for a pretty decent price, it's a Xiaomi, people don't know how to pronounce it and it's kind of entertaining.
Xiaomi Redmi Note 3 pro. for my first phone i actually really enjoy it, it's got a really good fingerprint sensor to unlock the phone
It was a brief, but extremely violent disease.
>people don't know how to pronounce it
Really? Seems easy and clear-cut enough for me. Glad you're enjoying it.
man i love spaghetti
i hope it doesn't return, for both you and me
yeah, most people irl who ask also think that i'm just making up the name as well since they've never heard it before but it's because the brand isn't really huge anywhere but china or india but it's growing everywhere else.
My mom's making tagliatelle.
It probably won't, but it's highly infectious, so I kinda fear for my folks.
ooh yum
hopefully they don't contract it, i ended up getting my whole family sick a good few times and felt awful about it
is it gayer to fuck a dude or want to be fucked by a dude
nobody has a picture of a hotlady getting a dog penis in her vagina?
Get fucked by. Asses and mouths are unisex, everyone's got 'em. But if you put a dick in your ass, or touch another dudes dick, you're pretty gay. Kissing's fine though, I do it with my friend all the time.
i'd say they're equally gay
that is not an option
i'm making it an option
Well that was a disappointment of a meal. My mom decided to try some pre-cooked meat and it just tasted like wet cardboard.
Eh, if it happens, it happens. There's not much that can be done about it, so I don't really see why one should fret about it.
yes
your input will be discarded
Going with "to be fucked by".
oh. well that doesn't sound all too yummy.
i fret over a lot of things i shouldn't, i can't really help it
that's okay.
why ask anyways?
why are their tails leaking
i don't understand
Yeah, it really was kinda bad. Good thing I'm not particularly hungry though. I took about half of what I usually eat and of that, I managed to eat only half.
dipped in chocolate
Ah, the blessings worked.
They dipped them in chocolate so they can lick them off.
at least there's an excuse i guess?
i don't know how well that would work with fur but alright
Yes, thank you, niber. I am in your debt. You are clearly the most powerful druid here.
Yeah. It tasted really bland and meh.
imagine chocolate pudding, now imagine said pudding mixed with a wig.
Nibbles' druidic conjurations don't hold a roman candle to the immensity of true black (meme) magic.
so nibi did become a druid
do you feel one with the land yet, nibi
so it would be awful and probably worse because it's chocolate dip instead of pudding
Probably terrible. It probably works better with penises.
No, im a shaman.
Your gay warlock magics relight too heavily of virginities.
Meme magic doesn't require virgins, it just requires shitposting.
What nibi said.
Probably, but to each their own.
Oh sorry.
teach me how to do meme magic
i would not be able to confirm or deny that but i assume it wouldn't work well anyways.
fight me you fucking cuck
so you start by spending more time on Sup Forums
it would work okay with skin i'm assuming, but fur? not a bit.
i only really come to Sup Forums for these threads
You dont use meme magic, you use black magic like the jews.
Is k
Get some of your favorite chocolate, then come to me and we can test it out.
You're so mean... and I'm ok with that.
Well these threads won't teach you anything about magic, I'm afraid.
The jews use both.
bullies u harder
Im a shaman, since im not sane enough to be a druid.
i don't really eat much chocolate, i wouldn't know what i like most
but you're here
can't you do it
i've seen some pretty insane druids so i think you'd be okay
I am merely an adept. The teachings of our order are interred within the deep shitposters of Sup Forums and other more magickal boards.
ah, well i guess i'm giving up on that journey
You can always learn shamanism from nibbles.
that's not the same
maybe i'll just learn negromancy from the black dude i sit beside in class
mhm
Good good. I've always wondered about the actual differences between most magic classes. In Finnish we don't really have that many words for different kinds of mages.
Now I'm not sure what to say.
mmh
Black black magic is inaccessible to the fairer skinned, I'm afraid.
Cry and give me your lunch money, cuck.
i heard that i can become more dark skinned if i commit evil deeds in life
Unfortunately that's an urban legend. You can try getting a tan and then robbing a liquor store but I don't think it'll do much for you.
I have no money, but I can cry extra much though.
you're ruining my hopes and dreams
i'll just become an alchemist, then
I'll take your raviolis instead.
Meme magic is RIGHT THERE, just open Sup Forums and lurk.
i'm not too interested in Sup Forums to be honest, i'm just gonna make potions and transmute shit
Got none of those either, but we have this really bland tagliatelle you can probably have.
ah shit I haven't eaten anything since 1:30 in the morning, mistakes were made
petty hedge wizards I swear
I'm hungry dude I'll take that jawn
eat some food
i'm gonna make millions off of selling my potions and transmuting shit into gold
I'm at work tho
I mean nothing's REALLY stopping me from going and getting food but still
I'll throw in The Jewish-Japanese Sex & Cook Book and How to Raise Wolves.
>Jewish-Japanese Sex & Cook Book
Why do I feel like there's deep, hidden magic in that text?
just tell your supervisor or boss or whatever that you haven't eaten and are gonna get a bite to eat then come back right after
Nobody really supervises me directly. In fact, there's literally nothing stopping me from dropping my pants and helicoptering my dick all around the room.
You forgot "and How to Raise Wolves"
...I thought that was a different book. That's all in the SAME BOOK?
Yes.
It must be some sort of grimoire.
It probably holds the key to immortality. Without having to rely on crude, but potent meme magic.
then just go get some food, silly
I don't want to rn.
Meme magic is the most refined form of magic currently known to man outside of Jewish enchanting.
...
oh, well okay then.
you could have just said you didn't want to
maybe what I'll do is call the burger tank in advance to place an order or something
it's gonna be cold
nah it takes them forever since they make shit fresh but they didn't pick up anyway
what a bunch of cunts
and now i know why, the line is 30 miles long
oh, nice.
that sounds like it will be a fun wait
naw fuck that it's like 75 f out here I aint waiting
i had to convert that to celcius
that doesn't sound that bad to me
I hate any temperature above 65. For all my nonwhiteness, the cold is my shit
i prefer to be warm since i get cold really easy
confirmed nigger/equatorial shitskin of some sort
all i know is that my grandparents were brits
Ur a jew
Maple Syrup then
Shaman are more in tune with animal spirits.
THE ETERNAL ANGLO
got a hoagie we good
I'm more of a distant student of the jew.
my favourite maple syrup is made by someone down the road with his own maple trees, he's nice and gives me a free bottle of it each time he makes a batch
i can't travel to you though so i'm stuck with using it in coffee/tea or pancakes instead of sexual things
i'm actually really pale
probably because i don't really go outside
what did you get on it
tuna hoagie, provolone, lettuce. I don't fuck with tomato unless the sandwich is cooked so hot the tomato melts into the rest of it.
sounds alright.
tomato works with a few things, that is not one of them.
tuna hoagies are life fam
i haven't had many in my life
your life is empty
you're not wrong
And you ain't right, boy.
that is also correct
The jews made you gay as sacrifice to learn meme and black magic.
The real stuff is very good, far better than the american corn syrup shit.
My existence is probably the product of Jewish bio-alchemy, yes. But I am not a Jew. Just a creation of their foul transmutations.
So, how long have you been down with this sickness?
Your mother got up because you are down with that sickness.
You fucked her now and your down with a sickness
Madness?? THIS IS SPARTAAAA!!!
Vile, jew-spawn.