High school sports stories? I know the majority of you played sports on at least the high school level

high school sports stories? I know the majority of you played sports on at least the high school level.

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>be me
>break up with girlfriend for 2 years today
>basketball varsity game later on
>its at home
>ohshit.jpg
>start playing game against division rivals
>we are losing by 11 points in the 4th quarter
>sixth man
>coach puts me in during the start of the 4th quarter
>i hit 2 3s
>rayallensmug.jpg
>we are down by 4 (some big doof went 1/2 at the stripe)
>i hit an and-1 floater
>we are down by 2
>while taking my freethrow shots i realize that my ex is in the crowd with another guy.
>sadpepe.jpg
>miss freethrow
>miss next 2 shots
>coach takes me out
>we lose the game

I played pickup with some niggers in the projects and faked the shit out of this nigger and scored a layup I was drunk as fuck too.

He pulled out a knife and his home dawgs, or so they're called, had to calm him down. We continued playing the game and I was scared shitless so I just kept passing

What a beta move

i dont think any high schooler has developed a clutch factor

Not a specific story but I remember dumping trash cans on each other whiling we were shitting

I never played until the final year of high school.

Our class already had two teams in the chapionship. I mined for people to from a team.
We used a promotional shirt of a government social program as uniform.
Some girl would take bets on the games of the other two teams, but not ours.
As I was the nerd of our class, everybody went to see our first game.
We beat a shitty team by 6x1
I played mildly well
My classmates tried to throw me to the air, but I didn't let them, for I feared somebody would grab my ass.

>freshman year highschool football
>we were actually filthy, undefeated, was just the dumb center though
>game in the middle of the season
>up like 30 in the 4th quarter
>120 lb kid runs onto the field as WR with a play
>qb says, "paul, what the fuck are you doing? this is a game not practice"
>kid is crushed, says the play we are supposed to run
>its a pass play designed to go to him
>qb just whispers to me and the guard that hes gonna run it between us
>runs 60 yds for a td
>game ends with us on defense, paul's only play of the season

he quit after freshman year, but at least he made it through the whole season

I remember playing dodgeball with the medicine balls in the locker room while someone was flickering the lights

I remember ironically touching my teammates' butts. Turned out I was actually gay lol.

now that i'm thinking about it my freshman team had a lot of pussies

>one kid talked a ton of shit the first day of camp
>heh, none of you have played football before? youre gonna get destroyed
>there were nonmandatory summer practices with the seniors, this kid came to none
>lines up against the fattest meanest fucking fifteen year old youve ever seen, like easily 280 lbs and with a beard
>gets completely fucking blown to shit. like not even pancaked i'm talking airborne
>audible wails immediately, his ankle is completely fucked
>as soon as hes off the field we all start laughing, coaches too

fast forward two months
>kid has been our water boy the entire time
>we treat him like shit, tossing water bottles on the ground and laughing as he waddles over to pick them up
>ankle is finally healed up
>he returns to practice
>has been talking even more shit because we've been dicks to him
>everyone has been dying to be 'the one' who gets to hit him
>its not me, nor big guy, just a middle of the pack dude
>kid gets blown the fuck up again
>yells out, coach, my ankle! and immediately starts crying
>doesnt come back to practice even to be waterboy after that

>play football for four years during high school
>one kid is tall, big but not fat, looks like a prototypical OL/DL player
>is absolutely awful and generally disliked by the team
>sophomore year
>he's my backup
>i'm fat, super unathletic, but do well enough to earn a starting spot and hold my own for most of the season
>get "benched" after a poor game against a good team
>get replaced by dumbass, very annoying
>first series of next game he gets manhandled
>standing by coach as he goes "user, get his ass out of there"
>relieve him and play the rest of the game

It gets worse for the dumbass.

>as previously said, dumbass is generally disliked
>picked on by all of the seniors, including getting beaten in a slapbox fight by a dude on one leg
>one day, in the team shower after practice...
>dumbass is in the group shower rather than the stalls
>group shower is full of seniors
>he drops the soap
>prison_rape_joke.png
>one of the seniors pisses on his head
>next day at practice, walkthrough before a game
>coach yells at us because "someone got pissed on" while we're stretching
>starting RB mutters "dumbass is a bitch" under his breath but not too quiet
>get "punished" by running windsprints for like 3 minutes
>last we ever here of it

>junior year
>dumbass transfers from our school to our crosstown rival
>our team had between 20-30 players
>crosstown rival has he plans to start and dominate at DE
>gets started over by a dude less than half his size
>plays less than 20% of the snaps for the team across the season
>comes back for senior season
>gets shit on constantly
>quits halfway through the season

Things got real sad for him though. He tried to kill himself near the end of our senior year, but the branch broke and knocked him out as he tried to hang himself. Then got expelled after fighting someone who made fun of him, like two or three weeks before graduation.

>3rd game of the season during my junior year
>I was a Left Tackle, not very good but I did hustle.
>My team wasn't very good, we are playing a local rival who is actually really fucking good, one of the top teams in the state.
>All night, I am defending their DE who is a fucking beast. Dude towers over me and over matching me, but still giving my all to protect my QB
>My QB is a fucking asshole, constantly talking shit about me and the rest of the O-Line and telling coach that we are fucking his shit up and not trying hard enough
>Next play, line up again that beast DE, QB huts and I barley defend and let the DE go through and light my QB up
>Faggot QB is kinda slow to get up, I tell him my bad in the huddle
>Next play I again stop trying and let the other team sack my QB once again
>he gets a sprained ankle
>coach ends up taking me out of the game and yells at me for what seemed like an eternity
>tfw it was all worth it.

>High school hockey
>Final game of the final series, this is it
>have to wear awful yellow alternate jerseys (compared to our blue) as the other team only has blue
>we decide to start giving our blue jerseys with names on the back to spectators
>give my jersey to 9/10 coaches daughter who I had been texting
>game is absolutely nuts, arena is full with students from both schools, everyone fired up
>cheering like crazy for big hits and shit
>I'm more of a playmaking centre, but shit even I start trying to get physical cause fuck it they are loving it
>third period game tied, i make a perfect sauce pass to one of my wingers and he scores with 2 minutes left
>we win
>the only championship I had ever won, we celebrated in the dressing room and everyone was so fucking happy
>party at bros that night (was a friday)
>fucked coaches daughter, only the second girl I had slept with but it was fucking amazing

Having a QT with a perfect ass wearing your jersey in the stands and I made the play to win the championship... Nothing in my life will be better bros...

QBs who yell at their OLine deserve to get their teeth kicked in. They're working their asses off to keep the QB upright and give running room to the backs. Nothing glamorous, but entirely essential.

Super fucking worth it.

>be junior year
>slot receiver
>get 2nd in district and get to state semi finals
>playing #1 team in the state
>getting our asses kicked till midway through 3rd quarter
>other teams QB who had like 10 D1 offers gets cuntcussion
>making comeback
>4&2 at the 4 yard line with 11 secs left
>coach calls in 88 hook lead
>designed pass to me on a shallow
>get a step on defender
>he trips and falls over
>wide open in the endzone about 5 yard from our QB
>easy soft toss and catch
>ball hits my hands as soft as a pillow
>drop it
>game over
We didn't even get into playoffs my senior year

>be freshman on the JV baseball team
>these assholes on my team have literally never played baseball
>me and a couple of guys on the team are actually decent.
>play first warm up game against a Christian school and get spanked 30-0

I honestly stopped trying and only went to practice to fuck around

>be junior year
>slot receiver
>get 2nd in district and get to state semi finals
>playing #1 team in the state
>getting our asses kicked till midway through 3rd quarter
>other teams QB who had like 10 D1 offers gets cuntcussion
>making comeback
>4&2 at the 4 yard line with 11 secs left
>coach calls in 88 hook lead
>designed pass to me on a shallow
>get a step on defender
>he trips and falls over
>wide open in the endzone about 5 yard from our QB
>easy soft toss and catch
>ball hits my hands as soft as a pillow
>drop it
>game over
We didn't even get into playoffs my senior year

>14 years of soccer
>senior year
>football team needs a kicker
>sure why not
>do fine, don't miss any
>game 8 vs cross town rivals
>snowing, 10 mph winds
>tie game, our ball on the 35
>clock On 12 seconds left
>coach yells "WIN"
>i bolt out
>hit 47 yarder vs closest rivals in snow as time expires
>go home right after game
>no calls
>no texts

>despite being a public school, my school has a fencing team
>completely underfunded, instead most of the money goes towards our shitty football team
>we all meet at a small fencing club in the back of an ally every week
>Due to hard work and fantastic coaching the team goes from placing last at states to beating all the rich private schools in 4 years
Man, I was the c fencer in the squad, but it was super comfy. Now i'm kinda sad I didn't stick with it, even for fun.

>freshman football
>I'm a pretty small slot receiver, Coe Beasley type
>On 2nd team because of size, running practice against 1st team defense
>Coach very loudly calls a bubble screen to me
>Huge as fuck DE who ended up playing for a Power 5 school overhears play
>He's supposed to rush the QB but comes straight for me cause he knows I'm getting the ball
>Hits me right under my chin full speed right as I catch it
>Fly a couple feet, somehow avoid injury but everyone laughing hysterically at my expense
>Quit after the year, focus on marching band since unlike football I was actually decent

>jv baseball sophomore year
>tell coach i can be a utility player
never played baseball ever
>get shoved in left field
only reason was that i took big steps while walking
>catcher gets suspended 2 weeks at school
>coach says"user put the gear and buy a cup"
>next game give up 60 pass balls
>shaking like crazy
>mercy rule every game
>teammate says "yo user check your knees"
>ask mom about knee problems
>hella people on mom's side have knee problems
>get shoved at 1B/2B/RF until knees shook so hard doctor had me not walk for 1 week

>be a goalie playing hockey for highschool team in grade 9
>probably the youngest player in the league
>all our games are packed with kids from our school, girls asking to wear my jersey n shit (like the away jersey if we were home, or vice versa)
>kind of become a meme in the school and tons of girls start painting my name on their face, or getting my number put on our team's jerseys that they gave out to everyone in attendance at a game (mostly because I was super young I think)
>next year get an offer to play for a midget AAA team, which was slightly better than D1 highschool (even though there were lots of AAA-calibre players on our team, and lots that got dub offers n shit)
>do it
>no one shows up to games, stands are empty, no one gives a fuck about me or my hockey anymore
>name is never called out on the announcements
>no one congratulates me on shut outs in the halls in between classes
>tear my MCL in a junior A spring league when I'm 17, probably could have pushed through but having to ice my knee for hours after every game/practice just killed it for me
>quit

idk, shit was fun while it lasted I guess, I was never good enough to go pro, so I dont have any regret or anything. Im thinking of getting into coaching now, or playing in a beer league or something, I miss being around hockey all the time

...

Those do not look like high school kids

I didn't play football but holy hell this shit irked me
>Senior year
>Playing our rivals at home
>We really hate each other, tons of hype all week
>Faggot sophomore who is the AD's son starts at QB over senior who worked his ass off as backup for two years
>We have like a 10 point lead going into halftime thanks to based defense
>Our offense can't do shit in the second half
>Their offense starts attacking our weak corner and ties it up
>OT
>They score on their possesion
>We score on ours
>Decide to go for two
>AD's son immediately scrambles so he can be the one to make the game winning play
>Gets shoestring tackled in the backfield
>We lose
>Everybody stunned into silence while away stands explode
The senior quit, and when the faggot got hurt later in the year his backup who was also a sophomore did way better. Faggot still got to keep his job thanks to daddy and the better sophomore ended up transferring

I was on varsity all four years of high school. QB. Nothing about actually playing the game really stands out too much, we were the best team in the county and continually btfo almost every school on our half of the state.

What I miss the most was being treated like a literal god everywhere I went. I fucked at least 40 different girls in high school alone, a good half of those were the girlfriends of our nearest """"""rival"""""" school's players.

Running the hallways, drinking beer after practice, packing a fat lip on game night, automatically getting passing grades in every class... that was the life bros. I pity anybody that didn't experience it.

so where do you coach middle school football now?

I own a ranch.

I was captain of the varsity tennis team my freshman, junior and senior years, didnt go for it sophomore for some reason. There was a large amount of fucking around that was a ton of fun but literally none of us, zero, got laid except the one guy who had a fat gf but that doesnt count. My freshman year was the first year of my school even having a tennis team so I guess nobody gave a shit but myself and a few others carried us to the regional tournament, and i made the state tournament individually but I was a low seed and got quickly btfo in the first round by the guy who won the whole thing. I came like 7th in my state in the doubles tournament though which was cool I guess

I also like Varsity Blues

Wrestled a few years and destroyed my knees

that's it

I've never played a sport but in our last year of junior high our grade had a big softball tournament and everybody had to participate. There were teams with student managers and everything. I was unathletic, fat, and wore glasses, so not only was I one of the last kids to get picked, but I got struck out every single time.

However I did have one brief moment of glory.

Our school bully, Kyle, was the stereotypical overgrown mongoloid prone to violent outbursts, and the dude had a knack for hitting shit with a bat. Every time he stepped on the plate he'd send the ball flying into the outfield, and his team made it to the finals mostly thanks to him.

The other team in the finals was my team, which in spite of having me as a member also included some of the better athletes in our grade.

So, you can imagine the scene. Game's tied up somewhere around the 7th inning, they've got 2 on base, 2 outs, and it's Kyle's turn to bat. Everyone in the outfield starts jogging backwards expecting a mondo screamer that lands somewhere near the parking lot. Everyone except me. The dude's been pounding homers all day, I figured it was about time for a pop fly.

Our pitcher (the gym teacher) throws the ball. Wham! Pop fly, slowly heading in my direction. I panic. I scramble right under it and look up expectantly. Slowly, slowly it arcs and begins its descent. I stand under it for what seems like forever. My perception of time warps, everything around me is moving in slow motion. I can hear my teammates screaming at me, it sounds like a record playing backwards.

Thuk! The ball lands right in my hand. Kyle is out. Everyone on my team cheers and crowds around me, patting me on the back. It was the greatest moment in my life up until that point.

Later that day, on the bus ride home, Kyle beat the shit out of me.

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Commented earlier, but forgot this story about rugby.

>played rugby in all four years of high school
>started at loosehead prop for almost all of freshman year, half of sophomore, all of junior (went undefeated and won state), and got fucked up senior year
>sophomore year
>playing against a prep school from next state over
>other team is alright, except the hooker
>kid is one of those general "i'm a badass" athlete, but doesn't know what he's doing
>in the scrum, instead of actually hooking, he throws his body into the scrum and starts flailing around kicking everyone and destabilizing the scrum
>on one scrum, he pulls down so hard the scrum collapses
>one of his own props breaks their leg
>shithead hooker gets a yellow card and goes out back of our goal and starts doing pushups and keeps jogging in place
>comes back in
>we proceed to beat the living shit out of him

Junior year, we beat a team so bad that our fullback didn't break a sweat and spent 99% of the game standing around. They then started shit talking us, despite losing 60+-0, and then threw paintballs at our bus as we left. We drove off as a cop rounded the corner and nabbed them.

>highschool only has a varsity basketball team
>I hate basketball
>it's the only sport that we have enough kids/space to field a team in
>student body is two hundred something including 7th and 8th grades
>friend of mine wanted to start a track team but I don't think anything came of it
Honestly I wasn't really interested in sports in high school because of that

lol high school rugby was the best.
>after playing for years elsewhere, founded first rugby team at my high school
>played 8
>team was mostly ex-football converts
>lots and lots of hood ass nigs
>basically the only consistent tackler
>in a playoff game, running up the score against another of the few schools in my state with a rugby team
>my opposite 8 lacks at least 2 inches, 20 pounds
>upend him in a ruck, to which he takes offense
>as he starts his backswing to punch me, pin his arm down
>pin his other down as the whistle's blown and the ruck deforms around us
>as I stand up, he grabs my neck
>ref sternly reprimands him, but no card
>just after this, our hood ass, lightning fast wing walks up to me
>ay man, i seen what he was tryna do to ya dog, i got you bruh
>w-wha-ok
>scrum occurs
>opposite 8 takes the pick and go
>my winger sprints up to make the tackle
>just before making a great, legal hit, he bounds to the side, throwing his arm out
>delivers a clothesline that would put most WWE roster members to shame
>red card
>we lose in the next round of the playoffs without him
fuck you AJ

I was part of my schools swimming team. Won some tournaments, mostly individuals races, but also some team races as well. Gave up swimming when I got pushed by my coach to go pro. I never wanted to be a pro.

I have a similar story

>playing high school hockey as a first year (grade 9) because I still had a year before I could play major midget.
>I'm the goalie and the other goalie who is in his last year is terrible so I get to start
>youngest guy on the team by far and autistic as fuck so no one knows who I am
>team hadn't won in a long time
>start the season out with a few shut outs and it turns out I am he saving grace the team needed
>everyone in the school suddenly knows who I am and they even chant my name at games
>all the grade 12 girls start talking to me and want to date me
>the absolute hottest girl in the school (who was a mega slut) takes my jersey and wears it in the stands at the games
>generally weirded out because autism and never fucked any of them

Stopped playing high school hockey after that because I could play major midget but the celebrity never really wore off with the whores from my school. Somewhat regret not fucking any of them

>go out for lacrosse
>coach tells me that because I didn't sign up for his elite bullshit camp over the fall/winter, I wouldn't see the field
>quit
aaaand that was the end of my career

Man all the sluts from the bigger schools came out to our major midget games. It was easier to get girls playing major midget than it was playing high school. Guys who played with me just had to say they played on X team so girls would know they were good and all of them would want to sleep with them.

>JV Soccer team
>Starting in goal
>Make a bunch of saves I had no right making
>We win 1-0
>Get game MVP
>Still lose starting job to the Football team's MLB because he is a 6'2 physical specimen, and I'm only like 5'9 at this point in time.
>Get to the finals of a tourney
>Also, we were allowed to have infinite subs pretty much, so usually it was one of us in 1st half, and one of us in 2nd.
>Game is tied after ET, go to PK
>Coach chooses big guy
>He unironically doesn't dive for any of the balls. Just guess and dive, bro
>We lose 4-5
To clarify, I was friends with big guy, but I was a bit upset at this.

I tried for the freshman baseball team.
I didn't make it.

The End

>football
>senior year
>defensive tackle
>opposing team has 4th and 15
>punter gets the snap and kicks literally straight up
>ball doesn't even make it back to the line
>everybody is confused
>punter picks up the ball and starts running
>he makes it like 4 yards before being smashed

>ITT PTSD

I never played sports at a high school level, but do have a funny story of how bad our football team is
>our schools team is terrible
>our "rival has beat us every year for the last 10 years except once
>thats how bad we are
>we try and schedule teams that are absolute trash for homecoming
>schedule school that was started literally 3 years ago that seperated off from a school with a bad football team for my senior year homecoming
>wins 1-2 games a year
>At pep really, some guy on defense goes full Joe Namath "were gonna win this game 50 to nothing"
>lose the game on a defensive stop at the 1 yard line
>next day soccer team which is actually good loudly yells around him "were gonna win this game 50 to nothing"
>keks were had that day

>Be me Freshman suiting up before practice
>Freshman and non starter JV guys share space in team room
>Varsity team has their own team room
>A couple of JV guys tell tell mentally deficient black teammate they'll give him $20 each if he shoves a pencil up his ass
>He accepts
>Everyone stops what their doing and turns to watch
>He gets up against the wall
>Pulls down his pants and begins to insert the pencil into his ass
> JV guys tell him he'll only get the $20 if he fully inserts the pencil
>people start laughing
>Nigger starts bitching about how much his ass hurts
>Varsity Senior enters the team room
>Bro what are you doing?
>Nigger frantically hikes up his pants
>Senior just gives a look of disgust at everyone in the room
>He leaves
>Thunderous Keks

>play football since 6
>always good but undersized
>varsity year
>starting guard/TE
>will linebacker gets hurt
>user get in there!
>I don't know what I'm doing but ok
>2 sacks and stupid number of free tackles because big and fast
>get made team captain
>2nd game against incredibly good team (2nd in States year before)
>fucking mud bowl
>1st half already have 2 sacks
>more proud of blocks because that's what put us in the lead
>last possession
>4th and 1
>we're up 3 and they're driving
>press B gap
>they run power to my side
>fly through gap and murder the running back for a 3 yard loss and win the game
>get buried in teammates
>announcer "OAKCREST WINS- DAN "DIRTY D" LASTNAME DOES IT"
>family, friends and everyone I know were there and never stop bothering me
>next week
>let media kid choose my intro
>youtube.com/watch?v=F7reeeApqWo

>tfw 2005 was over a decade ago

>be white kid playing soccer in South Texas
>play defense in club
>sophomore year in high school coach decides a stopper sweeper formation is good
>defense is slow
>sweeper plays 25 yards back
>pretty sure he didn't know what offsides was
>coach benches me
>starts playing me at forward
>I'm slow as shit
>a 80 pound freshmen is playing in my old position
>coach tells me I'm a relief guy for the starting forward
>quit because that's fucking retarded
I liked my Mexican coaches better, they knew what to do with slow autistic white kids.

>School gets a football team the year I get there
>I had been hitting the weights and was out lifting most of the guys
>thought about trying out
>too scared to fail, and actually put effort into anything

Probably wouldn't have made it, but I definitely regret trying to be "too cool" for everything in high school. Missed out on a lot of shit.

Ended up smoking weed with losers for like 2 years and didnt start coming out of my shell until the end of senior years.

>tfw still on Sup Forums on a friday night

Id love to do HS over again bros.

>Later that day, on the bus ride home, Kyle beat the shit out of me.
FUCKING XD

>majority of you played sports
Neckbeards who play madden and post on a Mongolian image board are not athletes user

I got one. I had a bunch of injuries and got addicted to pain killers. So I took percocet and whatnot before games and muscle relaxers and shit after games so I wouldn't be sore over the weekend. Whelp, that shit backfired.

>on the bus to an away game
>forgot to take my pills
>buddy is out with an injury, borrow his cherry coke
>never had cherry coke before
>it's good, down the whole thing with a handful of Vicodin, percocet, et al
>laugh in my buddy's face
>he gets super pissed, says it was half Jack Daniel's and I owe him big time

So a sixteen year old kid just hammered down a bunch of pain pills and about four shots of cheap whiskey. Last thing I remember is trying to gouge out the defensive end's eyes at the bottom of a pile.

Another one:

I was a dirty basketball player. Real dirty. Like Bill Laimbeer dirty. We were playing our district rivals and...

>get into fistfight with their starting point guard
>throw him into the bleachers because he's a 5'10" king of the manlets nigger and I'm an aryan muscle man coming in at 6'5"
>his mom comes storming out of the stands cussing and screaming
>police get involved
>game is cancelled, we had to be escorted out by the sheriff's department because their fans were throwing shit and trying to storm the court
>their coach starts shoving my friend Johnny because we look alike and he thought John was the one who started the whole thing
>John starts freaking out, yells that he's sorry and doesn't know what's going on
>rest of us flip the bird and leave

Time passes

>we are all in a neighboring town with our cars circled eating Jack in the Box because there's fuck all else
>district rivals come storming up
>pile out of a truck with bats and shit, threaten us
>Bucky pulls out his glock and says he'll shoot every nigger there
>they piss themselves and leave

I went to a very rural school, hence all the niggers and very white names and kids owning guns.

I played like hockey in year 12 and then played Criket in year 13.

I did really fucking badly in both sports being the crazy fat nerd that i was back then.

it was only until this year that I decided to play soccer and on my first game scored the first goal that lead to our victory. Played shit did a really werid like dance-fag-kick thing and managed to score the goal...

...Fucking True Football Fag right here gents

Fucking Hell....what the hell is up with these Highschool stories man....shit I was the worst player in all the teams I played for but was never fucking picked on badly to the point of suicde....shit man....

You now understand why the U.S. has so many school shootings.

>played select my whole life since 4 years old and decide to join the highschool soccer team
>number 10 attacking mid but my main strength was always vision and passing the ball
>passing the ball to shitters doesnt get us anywhere
>just start dribbling myself and shooting from 30 yards out
>win state
>I now work a minimum wage job
Thanks wow.

played first XVIII footy for my last two years.

In 2012, I was in my final year and our school's full forward. Kicked 70 goals in our 11 games that season. Apparently AFL scouts had an eye on me for a little while. One game from that season stands out though.

One friday night, we were playing one of our big rival schools in the big derby match at Leederville oval. Got out of school early, travelled down to Leedy on the school bus, had a good early dinner at some Italian restaurant with the team. GF, sisters and parents came down like always to watch us.

The stage was set for me. Friday night footy, under lights at a proper footy ground. Decent crowd (for Perth high school footy) in the ground. I went down to my usual position in the goal square, matched up on some little bloke who was hideously undersized to me. Match starts, and within 50 seconds, I took an easy mark on my chest for a shot at goal. 25 metres out, slight angle and I missed. And that was the story of the night. I could not kick a goal to save myself that night. Didn't matter where I was in the forward 50, that fucking burley didn't want to go between the big sticks. I finished the night with no goals and 12 behinds. Later I learned that an AFL scout was watching from the grandstand, so I picked the worst night to have a stinker. We did win by 4 points though and my GF gave me a great massage and sex that night, so that made me feel better.

lol

> soccer jv tryouts in one week
>messing around with friends
>fracture ankle
>o fuk lmao

didn't touch a ball until varsity tryouts three years later

>everyone telling me to tryout
>"you'll make it for sure bro"
>play decent, do drills
>final scrimmage game that decides the team
>coach subs me on
>losing team right now
>play the godliest game i have ever played
>first touch of the game megged the top defender
>perfect through ball for our team to score
>coach immediately takes me off

I checked the roster, I didn't make the team

>WR for texas state champion team
>still hold multiple school records for receiving yards and touchdowns scored
>won state title twice in the three years I played
>school featured on ESPN
>did absolutely nothing in college
them's the breaks

i wasn't on any teams but i set off a couple of stink bombs in the gymnasium while the basketball team was practicing. one of the guys on the team unsnapped my trombone case while i was on the lunch line and it fell on the dirty school floor. thinking back, i wish i remembered to bar the gym doors with chairs.

I remember being a Special teams player for handegg senior year (I should have started) and honestly just not giving a shit about practice, even skipped a game at one point.

Good thing the coaches still liked me or I would have been cut for that. I even got more playing time out of it.

Did you not get any looks from Universities? What happened?

you were probably a piece of shit outside of football or the recruiting class was stacked in your year.

>play volleyball in highschool as a libero
>have your team invited to the city tournament
>go to finals after two games
>two people on the stands, one was drunk
>lose 2-0, last set was like 25-08 or something
>their spiker is now in the club world championship roster

had interest from three small schools. one in san antonio, which is weird because I had no idea they sent scouts to houston games. all three had losing programs that shouldn't have had a team to begin with.

rejected all three and went to a&m. no way in hell I was making their squad, but I refused to go to a small campus. I wanted to enjoy my university years.

why is italy so gay?

>cornerback all 4 years of Highschool
>actually really good, quarterbacks nights as well might have thrown into the dirt if they threw it to my guy
>didn't get any looks because our quarter back was a fucking animal and had like 20 colleges sucking his cock

Fuck you Jameis.

>tfw quit sports in high school to play world of Warcraft instead

Good for you. A&M is miles better in terms of campus "fun & recreation"

>quit football to play lacrosse

I've got it worse senpai

I played trust fund stick on the west coast, was part of our schools first jv team as a freshman. We sucked at first, but by senior year we were one of the better teams in the area. I quit junior year because I didn't care enough to keep up with the increasing time commitment because all of our opponents were in the Bay area 2+ hours away. Wish I had kept doing it and stopped being such a lazy shit, it would've helped me get my doughy ass in shape.

I still go out to a nearby tennis wall and chuck a ball against it for 30 min to keep my throwing and catching skills up, and I managed to string a pretty good traditional head on my stick, so I was proud of that.

>traditional
You disgust me.

If this is true and the Jameis you're referring to is crab legs, how was he in high school; bro tier, or an absolute dipshit?

Lel why

I don't really pay attention to lax anymore, but I always liked the look, and it does throw/catch really well.

I was never much good at lax, but it was fun as hell.

Traditional is mainly for girls lacrosse

He was an alright guy, had a good head on his shoulders, he really hated the freshman hazing rituals we had, if that's any indication.

Roman genes

I came into freshman football as one of the worst players and got fucked up when going against other linemen, I never played

Fast forward to senior year I'm starting on varsity as a left guard after spending my whole high school life in the weight room. It was also our best team in decades as we made it to the regional championship, losing a close game to a top 10 nationally ranked team.

Made first team all-district and 2nd team all-region while most of the kids that started the freshman team were either gone or never developed

I still was awkward though and went through high school as a kissless virgin but I guess everyone was cool with me.

I am American btw

so, do you yankee doodles who make your school's first choice sports teams have first choice of the girls?

i was a band geek and i slayed more pussy than anyone. the guys on sports teams ironically tended to keep the same girlfriend for years.

but was any of the tail you slayed considered premium or highly desirable? Or did the athletes take the best girls and keep them for all of high school?

fair play to you, though. I played school footy and never pounded that many boxes.

nah they got most of the hot chicks, i just thought it was weird how traditional they all were and how few of them cheated.

Sounds nice :3

>going to UTSA
wew lad you dodged a bullet there, that school is gay.

Those were the days man

the more you tell the story the more i think you would deserve it