If Elon Musk were an elephant he'd be Elon Tusk

If Elon Musk were an elephant he'd be Elon Tusk

If Elon Musk were an walrus he'd be Elon Tusk

If Elon Musk were an narwhal he'd be Elon Tusk

Tsss tsss fawkin' home run

If Elon Musk were an ear of corn he'd be Elon Husk

no he wouldn't.

Prove it

Billionaire, Genius, Philanthropist

Yep Im jealous too

tim curry is an eastern spice

faggot

Triple play.

If elon musk was an unprepped ear of corn, he'd have an elon husk.

Kek

If Elon Musk was a subatomic particle he would be Electron Musk.

and if he was a fruit?

If Elon Musk were a Scott Thompson character from Kids in the Hall he would be Elon Husk.

If elon musk went to jail he would be felon musk

if he were a muskox he'd be full on musk

If his middle names was Alfred, his name spelled backwards would be Skum A Lone

Shut up, Chip.

If Elon Musk played music on the street for money he'd be Elon busk

If Elon Musk is an alien generated human avatar, he'd be Elon Musk

If Elon Musk were a night owl he'd be Elon Dusk

If elon musk liked sunsets he would be elon dusk

if he was a CS map he would elon dusk

If Elon Musk were a time of day he'd be Elon Dusk

FUCK YOU FAGGOT I SAID DUSK FIRST

hive mind

Beat me by 5 seconds

DELETE THESE

Who's Elon Musk?

Space X you fucking faggot

If Elon Musk were rude or short he'd be Elon brusk

If Elon Musk were a cookie for infants hed be Elon Rusk

If Elon Musk were a fish he'd be Elon Cusk

To all the obsessive fags in this thread, Elon Musk is really Elon Lust

Fawk Yea Cawksucka

*brusque

elon musk is a cuck
so he is elon cuck

If Elon Musk was a temple for pedo worshippers he'd be Elon Mosque

If elon musk let other guys fuck Hus wife he'd be elon cuck

If Elon Musk were a street performer hed be Elon Busk.

If Elon Musk were the OP he would be...a raging homosexual.

Melon Husk

woah

you're doing it worng

Big fawkin cock stick it wer da poop comes out

If Elon Musk was a perfume for niggers, he'd be Melon Musk.

If Elon Musk were a lengthy antique firearm he'd be A Long Musket.

Try story:

I had an interview at SpaceX for an engineering position and it didn't go well

Tried applying to a different branch and got an automated email saying "I am redflagged from any position at any of Elon Musk's companies"

feels bad.

The lord of autism doesn't approve. Back to the gutter with you.

if Elon Musk were OP
he'd be dopey OP

What the fuck did you say? That you were opposed to corporate welfare or something?

>corporate welfare

The government literally relies on his company to send food to their employees. In space. There are worse things to subsidize.

Yeah...literally only made one mistake but as soon as it happened I could just tell it was over for me. Things got awkward real fast

Blanked on how to describe the Carnot Cycle.

> There are worse things to subsidize.
Like electric cars for the rich.

>What the fuck did you say?
"Hello my name is Elon Musk and I-" "Hehe, if you were an elephant, you'd be Elon Tusk"

> actually checking to see if people know shit
That's Unamerican. You're supposed to look at a diploma, not check to see if they have a brain.

If Elon Musk were a musk rat he would be Elon Musk Rat

If Elon Musk was a nigger, he'd be Tyrone Musk

if elon musk were an air conditioner he would be freon musk

if elon musk sucked dicks behind 7-11 for nickels.... he would be elon musk