You are tasked with the challenge of having to fuck her at a steady pace, balls deep, for 25 minutes straight...

You are tasked with the challenge of having to fuck her at a steady pace, balls deep, for 25 minutes straight . If you don't cum you get paid $25,000.

Are you getting paid Sup Forums?

I know I wouldn't. I can barely last 3 minutes

What if i get soft and just keep going? Im prone to shit like coke/whiskey dick so i could make it work. Just fuck for like 5 minutes and push rope the other 20.

Yes, I'd just look at those dirty feet everytime I got close

id like to try lol

Easy, I'm always too nervous to cum the first time I fuck someone. I can last for hours until I break their pussy usually.

Yeah. I could take that cow for a ride.

I wouldnt care, I'd be glad i'm finally fucking a living creature.

Yeah, i'd masturbate 20 times beforehand

If I'm drunk I could do it. But sober I can't last more then a couple mins.

Paid in Ass and/or cash either way.

If shes tight not possible.

If shes loose I wont cum

Yes 25 is pretty standard imo

Damn I wish I had that problem.

I got paid for the first time since starting my freshman year of college and came in about 4 strokes

yes of course I can hold my cum in all day

sounds boring. Can i fuck her ass?

i'm gay so that'd be easy sqeezy for me

yup. It takes a shit ton for me to cum. even she couldn't do it in 20 mins

Some lidocaine cream and a lubricant I could go for 3 hours

And than when you're done you swallow, right?

I suffer from a mild case of anorgasmia and it takes me a minimum of 30 minutes of steady fucking to climax. I can take taht down to 20 when i'm by myself but...

Upside: I can go for a really long time.
Downside: I can't have quickies.

Does it matter which hole I use? For whatever reason, every time I try anal with a chick, I can't cum. My x once called it "The Dick of Death" after letting me fuck her in the ass. If I can plow Alexis Texas in her shitter, I'm getting paid, no doubt about it.

Yeah I can't cum unless there's a very high chance I'm going to get caught.

>Are you getting paid Sup Forums?
nope, no way im fucking that

How did she react?

She laughed at him, and made a post about it on instagram, and twitter. That poor fucker is NEVER getting laid again.

if you're not 25 yet there's no reason you can't last 3 hrs minimum unless your dick is broken or you're bad at pleasing your woman. virgins, all of you

She did laugh but was cool about it.

Then proceeded to tell her sorority sisters and some of my friends heard about it too

>Dick of Death

SO MANY KEKS!

Am I allowed to fap before I fuck her?

too easy, I just look at that chubby ass and the flaps and bam! i'm in the money

Like I said. You are NEVER gonna see another STITCH of pussy, til you're out of college. Buckle in kid, you're in for a long lonely ride.

Yeah. Pretty much why my last fwb didn't last, it takes me forever to cum

I don't know about all that

She said she takes it as a compliment !

Nope I would fail. No point to lie.

depends on how sloppy that cunt is, she loose and sloppy, i get paid, she hot and tight, i just fuck her for all i've got and dump deep

I don't have anywhere near that kind of energy.

Easy.. id just have to put a rubber on... never cum with those on.. kind of ironic

no problem. i use to masturbate for at least one hour before i cum.
and girls are always complaining when they give head because it takes me like forever

With or without a condom?

Sure, easy. I just need a bunch of whiskey in me and there's no chance I'm coming from vaginal.

dat face is the same face she use to make when daddy licked her puss puss

Yea i dont cum for blowjobs either

maybe if i was on viagra and inside her rectum, those don't have as much texture and stimulation as rectums do. I'd just have to think about baseball the whole time.

easy, I'll be thinking about OP's mom

With

I could do it. Honestly, the hardest part would be maintaining a peace for 25 minutes straight. Like, I can fuck pretty hard and I'm in decent shape, but 25 minutes is a long time to be doing what is essentially mini crunches. Normal sex doesn't work like that. You pound away for a few minutes and then you break and go slow, mixing it up a bit. Let's you take rests and change positions. Pounding away at a fat ass like a fucking machine for 25 minutes straight without a break would be exhausting.

Years of death grip fapping have ruined my ability to orgasm from normal vaginal without drugs.
The money is mine

My Zoloft scrip pretty much makes it impossible in under 45 minutes of steady rough sex

>move over boys

yeah, easy I'd just have a wank 10 minutes before I started on her

Win! All I need is a condom! Takes me 30 - 35 min to cum!

Circumcised?

i actually sometimes get symptoms of hyperventilation from breathing harder than nessessary to show them im still enjoying it while actually some parts of my body become numb, like hands, lips, legs... its weird.

no
i just had a correction because of phimosis. but the head is still covered

Don't know why but lol'd

This

I cum over her ass so faster

Ha fucking truth

No.. 34... fap too much and always had gfs so not missing on sex...im way more into fucking i guess

I faked having a orgasm while fucking gf because she was done and not in the mood anymore... sigh...

Oh I'd get paid. All I need is a few drinks right before. My ex gf used to encourage me to drink bec. once you get a few drinks in my I can go for 2 straight hours and hold it in till I'm ready. I could fuck like a machine. But I havent had any pussy since her so... yeah. I'll get paid. Just give me a bottle and a coke and I'm good to split her like a fucking log.

Easiest 25K i would make.

No

After well over a decade of daily death-grip masturbation, I've pretty much completely desensitized. Also, I would probably be fairly nervous in that situation, and when I'm nervous I have an even harder time ejaculating.

So, long story short, it would be pretty easy.

I faked having an orgasm while fucking a fat bitch I wingmanned for my buddy last week. You ever have a landwhale pole ride you til your skin is nearly chapped? It fucking sucks. Pretending to catch a nut was about all I could do to get her the fuck off of me!

I can do it because no foreskin and masturbating with an AC powered vibro-wand for 17 years.

Lol sorry to hear bro

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Definitely wouldn't last

Saddest part of it all is, the only way I could get her out my fucking door was to give her my number. Fucking Verizon charges an arm and a leg to change your phone number. So now on top of it all, her stank crotch cost me a phone number I've had for the past 6 years. Fat bitches man... They'll fuck your shit up every fucking time.

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This is the funniest post I've seen on Sup Forums in a LONG fucking time!

Bravo user! Took one for a friend. Wish I had at least one friend like you.

She got so fucking fat! I'm almost ashamed to admit I used to fap to her now...

I take an SSRI, so yes, I'm going to get paid in this scenario.

I think I could do it
t. virginboi

Haha i never got a clingy one like that.. usually when i dont call back they get the clue...

Probably. I have trouble getting there sometimes, so I'd be good. Only worry is cardio.

prob not but at least my broke ass got laid!

I've thrown myself on the fat grenade for a buddy before. Bitch didn't go all fatal attraction on me tho. She wasn't a bad fuck either, just slammed the shit out of her doggy style and she actually asked for it up the ass

1 pump a minute is a steady pace, so sure.

lol no. 3 to 7 minutes is average with just penetration, which is what this is. With foreplay, sure it's longer.

Just block her number. No need to change yours.

if I go 50 min can I get 50k?

Agreed. Anal is tighter at the entrance, but overall I find it kind of like not feeling anything.

Fuck her in the ass and I'll gladly go all day.

win win

Hell yeah nigga

Is this an old clip of her or a more recent one? She's gained a lot of weight

I wouldn't even care about the cash I'd just want to lose my virginity to someone moderately attractive

damn i though i was the only one
>so normal the girl wants many rounds, and think you are a god

Someone post more Alexis Texas please

u know in pronos they are jacked up on boner pills and blow + they shoot a couple loads during filming and have a separate slut on the side to re-erect them (fluffer)
>my uncle was a sound guy

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The real question is can she last. In 25 minutes id have her cumming so often her pussy would be sore for months after.

I could probably go 15

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I guess I got lucky with mine then. The bitch could suck a MEAN dick, but dammit, I was only there so my buddy could tag the 7/10 redhead she was out with that night. That and the fact that her pussy like I was fucking a gym sock full of Vaseline and sand.

>go fuck beautiful whore.
>If i last 25 mins I get 25 grand
>if I don't I blow in her pussy, get her pregnant and ruin her prospects for dating every other man on the planet.
I don't see the downside to this question, OP.

She is a fucking piggy