/cric/ Australia v South Africa 1st Test Thread #4

AUS 0/144

SA 242 all out

hello

Literally copped a seven day ban for asking threadcunt if he fucked a shemale lads, ama

i was saying boo urns

Is Zimbabwe a chance next test?

*farts*

i cant figure out whats going on tbqhwufam

Who the fuck farted

What's up with Holly's mouth?

thats a bit harsh, i had nothing to do with that

mums gonna freak

...

Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

12th for anime.

this our safe space

Stretched by West Indian BBC. Rumour has it the team ran a fucking train through her on the last tour.

based

Rate

Dubs says Warner will make 100 off less than 100 balls

wasnt me lad

Fuck is that Irish flag?

Fucks sake i thought this commentary team couldn't get worse then i hear fucking Mark Nicholas' voice

hahaha Scotland

Now Rogers is bitching about short pitching bowling

literally execute him

>HIT EM HIT EM HIT EMMMMMMMMMMMM
FUCK OFF MARK NICHOLAS

Because ROI and NI are on the same team they couldn't use either flag... like their rugby team

both Irelands

Irish cricket flag. You can't use the Republic of Ireland's flag because Northern Ireland play with them and if you know anything about the history of Northern Ireland you'd understand why that would be a problem.

Now that the dust has settled, how good of a captain was this man?

Based protestants

Who's looking forward to the bunnings warehouse kfc harvey norman big bash?

Good to see this familiar face

Remember when Steyn was going to retire with more wickets than McGrath?

Not great not bad, made to look better because he had an awesome team at his finger tips, Taylor, Waugh and unironically Clarke were all better captains.

Fuck you.

t. Catholic Northern Irishman

>LE IRISH BLOOD XD LMAO
>ST PATRICKS DAY IM ACTALLY IRISH XD XD

Goose!

Haha what would they do? Have another faggy parade?

>LA FAMILIA

Fuck this commentary is horrid

Kek stay mad.

I support a united Ireland, under the crown of glorious Liz

Goosey

Literally grew up in Lisburn m8

If repeating digits Dave pisses it all away

And im sure the whole diocese of whatever shithole you live knows it

Happening?

Warne always making it about himself. Fucks sake mate.

Fucking hell, this commentary has reached new lows lads

COMMENTATORS FUCKING MEMED A WICKET

NEVER BEEN OUT IN THE 90S

>YOU

>9 commentators now cursing Australian batsmen

WHEN WILL THEY FIRE THESE CUNTS

Execute Mark Nicholas

kek

would you ever fuck a shemale?

I reckon i would if i was smashed off my tits in Bali or Thailand, it was convincing enough and the lads wouldn't find out.

FUCKING MARK NIGGERLESS

kek that fucking commentators curse

>Warncuck

Fucking hell m8

Did you forget when they literally lost >us the T20 against India by talking to Smith in between deliveries and breaking his focus?

Has anyone on /cric/ ever driven from Melbourne/Sydney to Perth and if so what was it like?

>Gooseman Koala

Fuck me here comes the collapse

Warnie fucking knew as soon as that cunt said it.

No but it sounds boring as fuck

>warner mad that his brother got out on 97

kek

Opposite.

Genuinely great experience. The outback is quite beautiful in its own way.

It is Bushman Koala m8

Memeing Warner out in real cricket is objectively worse

More boring than driving from NYC to LA?

The Nullabor is boring as fuck.

South Africa to take first innings lead now

It's Muslim Car Charger m8

Reminder that if you believe in jinxes you may be retarded.

Depends on your company I'm guessing.

The drive itself is pretty empty and shit

Why the fuck would anyone do that

Yes. Australia is a lot less populated than US, and 3/4 of the population lives within 100km of the East coast.

Only when he fails us m9

Would it be a better drive going along the north or south coast?

>Auschickens

how do you know if you have real assbergers?

Just skipped my tutorial lads

If you wanted to do an Aussie road trip I'd rather do Cairns to Melbourne personally

The pandering is back lads

>MUH BIG STRONG AUSTRALIA
>LE POISIN ANIMAL SO HOT DESERT XD XD

wow steyn literally looks like a psycho lol how can they let him play when he acts that like its supposed to be a gentlemens game lol

Cricket makes baseball look like an action movie.

Melbourne to Cairns or vice versa is a quality drive.

>going along the north coast from Perth to Melbourne

It's like three fucking times as far.

>Le fukk da Oozeman the moozelum

It's my like driving across America stopping at different cities and shit along the way, theres literally nothing between Sydney and Perth

Based goosey looking good mate

What are you on about, he just states the truth

Good comparison actually. Test cricket is a muscular, intellectual thriller and baseball is a Michael Bay shitfest for Americans

neither

both have multiple long stretches of basically uninhabited land

not sure driving the north coast is even possible, not many roads up there

I've done that and it was pretty shit north of Brisbane and Surfer's Paradise ttytt. Cairns wasn't worth going to unless you fall for the Great Barrier reef meme

He means up and down the east coast

>YEAH M8 TRUE BLUE AUSSIE XD
>ABO STORIES LMAO
>WE ARE LARIKIN XD XD

This is all you get from the normie Australian online faggots these days

Literally no point going north anyway. It's a tropical hellhole filled with bogans.

Sunshine Coast lad.

And lol Brisbane

Look at all that fucking NOTHING

>LE FUG LE UNTOUCHED WILDERNESS XD XD
>LE CONCETE SPRAWL XD XD

Literally kill youselves.

Maybe you should fuck off to another country then cunt