Be american

[David Murphy]

>be american
>look at the clock
>9:11
>cry

[Landon Sanchez]

>she will never croak with ecstasy as I thrust my todger deep into her

[Isaac Lewis]

emma stone is a qt froggie :3

[Christian Gomez]

>be american
>look at the clock
>9:11
>chant USA USA USA x3

[Aiden White]

>be american

[Brandon Harris]

>Be brazilian

That's the joke

[Luke Martinez]

>be Brazilian
>look at the clock
>7:1
>cry

[Joshua Cooper]

>be German
>look at the clock
>oh shit, I haven't prayed 5 times today
>get beheaded

[Thomas Ortiz]

>be German
>look at the clock
>19:45
>cry

[Brayden Jackson]

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