>be 16 >average face, lanklet >gta v comes out, beg my parents for an xbox for it >live in a big house, family is pretty wealthy >my dad knows people all over the city, and it is a big city >get the xbox, get the game >never beat it >get into gta online, make some friends from the US >never had any real life friends at this point >don't care about anything but gta online >next gen version comes out, want it bad >my US friends leave last gen and go next gen >my dad buys me an xbox one and gta v for it >also have a steam account, play l4d2 with a friend from my city >his name is "monkeyman" >hes older than me, and he likes to insult me a lot, in an ironic way >we go out, he is a photographer, constantly do photo sessions with him >since i had no friends, i wanted to talk about someone in my life to my parents >tell them about monkeyman, tell them how much he insults me >they tell me to cut all contact with him >do so >keep focusing on gta online >pic related left is my character
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Jace Gonzalez
>my dad develops some serious health issues >has a heart attack, gets internalised in a hospital >goes into a coma >i feel sad for him, but i still focus on my gta >fail high school final examination, lowest grade in my class >dad recovers after surgery >manage to save 500 dollars >spend it on a cs go skin >make some other US friends on facebook >they play gta online aswell >on a ps4 >"daddy, i want a ps4" >he gets out of the hospital, and after a while buys me one >he lost a lot of weight, i don't think he has much left to live >tries to spend as much time with me >i try too, but i'm too glued to my gta online character >eventually manage to buy a high-end PC >buy GTA V on steam >play it all day >2 years have passed since i failed high school >haven't done anything in my life >kissless virgin (don't think it had to be said)
Eli Perez
continue please.
Jayden Howard
This appears to be the start of some sort of bait... but i cannot tell what type...
Proceed
Oliver Anderson
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Daniel Collins
wHATS UR STEAM NAME?
Brody Ward
Havent seen that image in probably about 2.5 years, love it
Ryan Carter
You can add me on SUCKMYDONG SUUUUUU YUNGGGGGGB
Easton Turner
>went to psychologists a lot of times, wanted to be like Michael in the story mode >60 dollars each session >go there and talk about my gta online adventures
Benjamin Jones
You're a fucking faggot. Your father deserves an actual son instead of your worthless ass.
Isaiah Parker
thx. you can save it. its all yours.
Julian Hall
Dude you are honestly really pathetic and I don't mean this in neither a joking nor ironic way. You are genuinely pathetic and it's pretty sad.
Kayden Hernandez
ur a loser
Chase Perry
kek wAit till your 36 still live with parents who arent wealthy and take out credit cards in their names so you can buy beer and vidya. i wanna die
Aiden Sanchez
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William Campbell
Oh man! great! Thanks alot!
Jace Howard
holy fuck
Carter Reyes
If you think this isn't some kind of lame pasta then I got news for you
Ethan Gomez
no, im 21, it's been 2 years since i failed high school, my dad keeps trying to get me to do something and i always tell him "yeah dad, when i have time"
thing is, i always have time, its just that i spend most of it doing autistic scenes in gta online director mode
Grayson Martin
I think this picture visually illustrates things quite well
Jayden Sullivan
thats sad and pathetic actually getting me down
Kevin Ross
Please stop, you just dont know how much this hurts your father. He lets you get on because he loves you, he got you the game because he knew it'd make you happy. I'm guessing he's happy you're happy plinking away on your console, but it would really mean something if you got off it for him.
Jaxson Gutierrez
Faggot
Austin Lewis
give the dude a break you pieces of shit, he cant communicate with anyone and he isnt doing it out of selfishness. OP is kind of lonely and sad, his dad is unlucky I'll tell you that but dont go blaming OP for it. OP, u have to get your shit together man, I'm not talking about going out and dating bitches or spending money, I'm talking studying or at least working a part time job, not relying on your dad's money but rather your own. Dont go full antisocial spoiled teen, go out and interact with the world around you
Levi Bailey
I agree with this fag. Do this op
Bentley Watson
>he cant communicate with anyone How do you expect him to get a job or apply for education?
Jack Morales
i don't care about anyhthing else apart from gta online
Matthew Martinez
>walk the dinosaur
Dominic Green
>How do you expect him to get a job or apply for education? his dad knows people, I'm almost certain he can get OP working somewhere and if that doesnt work, Any fastfood restaurant, 24/7 or H&M are always hiring as for you, OP, there will come a time where there won't be anyone for you to rely on and you'll most likely find someone relying on you because they have no other choice, your dad isnt gonna always be there for you so you have to start taking things into your own hand. gta v is shit and you're gonna dump it once they release a new one or maybe when you see Red Dead Redemption 2. GO OUT AND DO SOMETHING
Henry Adams
Get a job, what are you gonna do when your dad is not for you anymore??
Jordan Cox
so you recognise your problem but you continue to waste time playing gta instead of spending time with your father who is in bad condition get the fuck out of here you piece of shit
Caleb Evans
This is the most autistic thing I've seen in a while
Parker Ramirez
i mean at least ur being honest, but seriously go and grow some balls, spend time with ur family otherwise ull regret it later in life and just commit out of depression
Kayden Turner
OP I'm willing to chat if you want, give me your kik or steam or anything. I dont play gta v but we can figure some stuff out if you really want to change