Mystery Science Theater 3000 is coming to Netflix

Mystery Science Theater 3000 is coming to Netflix
Will you be watching?

No. I still watch Rifftrax though

>Patton Oswalt
>Felicia Day

...

>Felicia Day

Culture vulture

Did Patton Oswalt's wife know how bad this would be?

cock sucking faggots

Fuck no, they're going to vomit on what made the original show work and sanitize everything. Also the nigga that's voicing Tom Servo sounds nothing like him. Veronica Belmont or whatever her name is is fucking cancer.

Why did they kickstarter it then?

Fuck no

FUCKING DROPPED

A-atleast Joel McHale is on as a writer

Wait, stop. Stop this shit.
Stop.
If they're being bought by netflix, what did they need those millions from kikestarter for? I mean, I can't fault Joel for wanting to pocket some cash after how comedy central treated him, but that's just sleazy.

In before eternally offended pissba...

Aw fuck, I'm too late.

He's doing this to us in retaliation for his wife dying.

Is that meant to be a good thing?

No. I have absolutely no interest in it. Especially not with this new cast.

It's gonna be like the new Top Gear.

I think MST3k revival is a shittier idea than the continuation of Top Gear with a new cast.

Have you never seen the soup? He's a funny fella

This makes me want to cut my dick and let myself bleed to death

absolutely not, joel is shit

No. Everything Netflix remakes is shit.
Arrested Development
House Of Cards.
Expect that cuckoldry boring English show that's a cheap ripoff of Twilight Zone to be bad when Netflix releases that too.

Except not everything about the new top kek was horrible. Everything about nu MST3K looks like a living nightmare, specially the robots.

Isn't Jonah Ray going to be the new guy? What role with Patton fill?

You're shit kid

why does this cunt think she knows anything about movies

To be fair, Arrested Development was garbage from the very beginning.
TV's Frank's son. I shit you not.

>Arrested Development was garbage from the very beginning

kys

If you need any more reason not to watch this trash


Felicia wrote 6 episodes of it

joel please, mike is better than you no need to get so angry

What the fuck happened to Patton Oswalt? I can't really believe that he's always been such a pathetic wimp.

Look up the name Joel McHale then feel stupid as you deserve

Quads of truth.

It wasn't a comedy, it certainly didn't have jokes in it. It was just silly people being silly, dancing like chicken and painting themselves blue.
It was the TV equivalent of an Adam Sandler movie.

>I never watched the show: the post

I rarely say this but I agree
you really should kys

>I only pretended to like it to fit in: the cartoon character.
Seriously, you can't go wrong with goofs like "there's money hidden in le banana stand!"
No wonder why readit revived the show, it's halareouse.

Not the poster you're replying to, but you need to fuck off back to your hugzone.

Can we all just be happy that camel bitch isn't going to be the host?

>Dude I'm being patrician on Sup Forums like they told me over at reddit: the reply

It's really the greatest comedic writing ever to be on TV

The way the plots intertwined was fucking genius

How can you be so pleb

I bet you like 2 and a half men

Why don't they pick some new faces? Why do they have to fucking constantly pick these fucking obnoxious cunts like Felicia Day and Wil Wheaton

Tfw every time you log into Netflix you will be graced with Felicia's face

opps i do feel stupid because Joel McHale is even more of a unfunny hack than Joel Hodgson

Remember when Tom Servo called that kid a "dick weed" in The Pod People? Yeah... that ain't happening in this revival is it? This is gonna be rough. Not to mention that white night Patten Oswalt. They're gonna be so desperate not to offend anyone it's just really not worth the effort.

which camel bitch?

>mystery social justice theater current year

>The way the plots intertwined was fucking genius
It would have been even better if it had any jokes in it, instead of just visual gags and awkward pauses. I'm glad we agree it wasn't a comedy at all.

Patten is going to be the reference master in the series me thinks. Hopefully 90's 2000s references for the younger folk am I right guys??? bwqaahahahahhahah

At least Joel is getting some of those kikestarter bucks. I can't fault him all that much, he did deserve better for all those years of enjoyment he provided, even indirectly through the second cast.
Hell, I'd donate to the thing even if I'm never going to watch it. You know this trash isn't going to have more than one season, it alienates old fans and appeals to nobody.

This is literally the worst they could do, like it is what someone on Sup Forums would come up with as troll

this desu

Camel face I could tolerate if she kept quiet, but fuck Patton.

I still remember that time I watched "Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell" with Sup Forums on synchtube :')

>Patton Oswalt

Not even once.

There are trying to get millennials to watch it. Most millennials have no idea who mike, kevin and brian

Wait, what did he do?

Yes, pretty hyped.

Would modern audiences even care about this stuff anymore? I know reaction videos are the hottest shit right now, but MST3K is very dry humor compared to those youtube pewdiepies, and the stuff they watch is ancient b&w stuff and not viral meme videos.

Do millennials even like Felicia Day and Patton Oswalt?

Camel and Hasbeen McGee fuck the corpse of a cult franchise? I'll pass.

Recently, he jumped on James/cinemassacre for telling he's not going to see the new Ghostbusters, dragging some other celebs and big profile people to dogpile James.

I wanna _______ that camel.

The rights to this are owned by Sony correct? On an unrelated note Im sure Oswalts praise for Ghostbusters 2016 was genuine.

Now with fresh exciting jokes like:

>"That guy on screen is such a neckbeard"
And
>"Wow that was really problematic"
And
>"Men sure are stupid, right TVs Patton?" "Haha yes so stupid men are the worst"
And
>"I bet this guy writes angry youtube comments"

>Remember how you hated your baby enough to kill it before you ever even saw it?

toppest of keks

Isn't that Nostalgia Chick? Holy shit, what a cunt. Upset that Doug didn't come to his friend's defense.

What the fuck, so it was crowd funded, and now that crowd has to shell out more money just to see it on Netflix? Why didn't Netflix just fucking fund it?

They should have picked Dave Attell but instead they went with SJWs

>Upset that Doug didn't come to his friend's defense

Doug stabbed James in the back. Doug even defended the new Ghostblunders in order to pander to his new social justice weenie crowd.

I know its hard to understand for someone who doesn't understand social interaction or people in general, but line delivery can make something really unfunny really funny.

Its why some guys can use the pick up lines you always fail with succesfully.

>Remember how you hated your baby enough to kill it before you ever even saw it?

That is brutally funny if she has actually had an abortion. How would anyone even know that though

She advertised it. She got pregnant just to get an abortion for some documentary/project/art/thing.

She made documentary in film school about it.

That was painful to read. You should stick to memes, creative writing isn't yours.

I don't know, rifftrax is semi popular still.

>more white women
When will it end

Why would TV's Frank's wife's son be riffing movies at all? You're dumb.

i can't wait for lee harvey oswald's epic jokes about Donald Trump being a big ugly orange guy

I think Netflix allows anyone to shitpost their shows and movies, as long as they get their cut for distribution. That's why there's so much indie garbage on there.

Probably not. I mean, maybe watch the first one, and see what that's like. But I don't feel good about this. The show really took its stride when Joel's stoner laidbackedness was phased out.

>You're just too dumb to understand.
Nah, it's just a terrible non-comedy with no jokes in it, you need to stop letting peer pressure determine what you watch.
Quote anything memorable from that show, let's see what you come up with.

Donald Trump jokes in the original series:
>Trumpy? Did he name it after Donald Trump?

Donald Trump jokes in the new series:
>*fat evil guy on the screen*
>Hey it's Donald Trump! HUE HEUHEH HUEH EHUHEHUHUE HUE

Why do you retards have to bring up Trump on every goddamn thread? Shut the fuck up already.

Absolutely not.

Not the poster you're replying to, but you need to kill yourself

I'd really like it if Patton Oswald was arrested for possession of CP and got raped to death in prison.

He became a SJW, much like his son slowbeef (of Sup Forums r& etsupurae fame who not only looks like Patton but also steals his jokes).

He used to be cool and edgy. Now he's a sad, fat single parent desperate to latch onto anything that keeps him relevant. He went from Ratatouille to a Felicia Day project.

I'm not the same person, but I don't get it. So you didn't like Arrested Development and didn't find it funny. So what? You are not the authority on comedy. If you would post your favorite comedy shows, there would be probably at least one that I would find to be unfunny garbage. I find Arrested Development to be almost as funny as Police Squad, which is my favorite comedy show of all that I have seen. Different people, different tastes.

Can somebody explain to me the appeal of this show? I've tried watching it a couple of times and I haven't lasted more than ten minutes each time. It's so forced and sterile, every "joke" is just delivered like it's a table read and it just comes off as awkward. There's nothing organic in the humour, just a guy rattling off pre-written lines in between long stretches of dead air, none of which are particularly funny.

I thought Felicia Day was a porn star.

really makes you think

no. i tried watching a couple of episodes years back and i found it utterly aggressively unfunny, as in any old random group of people could have been funnier doing the same thing. i think it's an american thing.

>Can somebody explain to me the appeal of this show?

NO. Go back to your pokemon go millennial faggot

>Veronica Belmont
hahaha

>his son slowbeef
what exactly did you mean by this

What about Amazon's revival of Thunderbirds? So meh.

I don't get the love for 3000 and for movie commentaries in general. I don't want people yapping away while I'm trying to watch a movie.

CGI TB?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>you need to stop letting peer pressure determine what you watch.
Oh the ironing.

Nothing will ever top the Oculus Rift in this regard. The biggest (at the time) KickStarter in history and then a month after it finished, a billion dollar Facebook buyout.