/cric/ Australia v South Africa 1st Test Thread #5

AUS 5/182

SA 242 all out

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What's for dinner lads?

how did sa get 182 wickets?

Feel like Korean

ass

>Reminder: Mitch Marsh has taken 0 (zero) wickets and made 0 (zero) runs so far.
Reminder: Mitch Marsh has taken 0 (zero) wickets and made 0 (zero) runs so far.
>Reminder: Mitch Marsh has taken 0 (zero) wickets and made 0 (zero) runs so far.
Reminder: Mitch Marsh has taken 0 (zero) wickets and made 0 (zero) runs so far.

>All-rounder

Based threadcunt.

Seen any faces today lad?

Please don't ban me for another seven days mods

Zimbabwe

took a catch m8

The monkey is a sacred animal in India

>LE U MUST SCORE OFF EVERY LE BALL
>LE EVERYONE MUST PLAY LIKE HUSSEY AND AS WELL AS HUSSEY XD XD
>LE SYDNEY FIRST GRADE

REAL THREAD HERE
REAL THREAD HERE

honestly just want to sniff her feet lads

Neil Manthorp just pissed himself

good post

if Nevill fails again Wade needs to play next game

Is this the official thread lads?

>you

Missus is Korean and I've had enough of that slimy gook food

So he's about on the level of substitute fielder?

based StatsGook

Wade might as well retire he is that useless. Plus that awful fucking P.H tattoo

I talked to an actual, ethnic Malay today and he told me that anyone who isn't as good as Hussey should be dropped immidiately because Australian domestic cricket is literally filled with Michael Husseys

So you talked to your dad?

Lets have a look at his games over the last year
>a game winning 49 against New Zealand in Adelaide
>182 against the West Indies
>dropped
>an elite 130 against Sri Lanka, who were shitting all over Australia
>63 today

Any Australian test cricketer that isn't jeff Thompson is a disgrace to the sport

Uh no Thompson couldn't rotate the strike off his first ball

t. Mrs Thompson

Reminder that I know everything about everything except maths so I am more than qualified to talk on this subject

The point is, Hussey is probably the best starter to an innings I have ever seen and he achieved that by rotating the strike - which proves my original point and disproves yours.

The inverse is that the Marsh brothers - both of them - are the worst starters to an innings I have ever seen. See In the case of Shaun - that means he shouldnt be opening. In the case of Bitch - that means he shouldn't be in the team at all (he is far worse than Shaun).

t. Davo

t. Rod Marsh

Now go and watch him score several scores below 20 over the next 5 matches before he is dropped

Shaun Darsh is inconsistent and doesn't deserve to be in team, at least that high up the order.

>LE EVERY PLAYER MUST BE AS GOOD OR BETTER THAN HUSSEY OR THEY'RE FUCKING SHIT
>LE SHAUN MARSH SHOULDNT OPEN DESPITE IT BEING STATISTICALLY WHERE HE IS AT HIS BEST

He literally has been consistent over the last year you literal shit.

Name a SINGLE test game where he has failed. Oh wait, you LITERALLY can't because he was one of the highest run scorers in EVERY single one of them.

you are actually autistic

>its a someone insults a Western Australian and GateNEET loses his head episode
Yawn

>LE U R LE ORDISDIG XD XD
>LE STOP POINTING OUT HOW FUCKING STUPID I AM XD XD

Execute all Marshes

Did you see that graph, hr has failed plenty and more so after securing his spot with a big score
Just fucking wait cunt, he will fail these following tests

>LE U R LE GADECUG XD XD

I will kill you

literally drop Nevill

he is so awful

...

>LE IT IS LE 2011 AGAIN
>I AM LE POSTING FROM LE 2014

Reminder YOU are pushing this narrative because YOU are a seething casual without the capacity for independent thought
Reminder YOU saw someone who actually knows something about cricket criticising Marsh for his inconsistency several years ago and have accepted it as gospel truth despite the facts LITERALLY being against YOU
Reminder I have proven YOU wrong at EVERY junction
Reminder I know more than YOU

@72352064
Calm your bitch tits, turbo.

>Reminder I have proven YOU wrong at EVERY junction
who is it you think you are talking to?

My prostitute girlfriend's ass

Fuck is wrong with you retards

he is so aesthetic

Zerogoose

Enjoy my special sauce la

Gatecunt is having a meltdown lads

>this flag
>this post

t. Candice Warner

You couldn't afford her, you povo cunt.

GateNewStart is having his statscunt moment lads

Honestly feel like one of the elite posters on /cric/ now lads

Not an argument.

>LE U R LE GADEGUNT XD XD
>LE U R LE UNCALM XD XD

>tfw waiting for this """"sport"""" to be over and for based A League to start.

I'm wealthy and handsome you fucking heathen.

South Australia are presently in the process of annexing Tasmania lads

t. Patrocko Goglia

Reminder that /nrl/ runs /cric/

They want to be poorer than they already are?

S T A T S G O D
T
A
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S
Y

Reminder that /rug/ invented /nrl/

>Kiwi flag
>Wealthy
You might be handsome because Islander blokes are pretty aesthetic but you are still povo. You cunts never work.

t. Misaele Tota

im pretty sure this would be a statutory crime in Sweden

I'd REALLY like you to stop calling me statschink. Thanks.

I would totally let him pound the living shit out of my arsehole

How many sleeps until footy starts?

Ask someone who beat Donkey Kong Country in the past two days while watching the cricket anything

we are literally going to lose

>pooges

>Shaun Johnson will never fill your prostitute girlfriend up with his superior Islander seed and then make you suck it out of her used up clacker

Australia vs Wales in t-minus 30hrs mate.

>Australia's middle order

Beat the next 2 and we'll talk mate

youtube.com/watch?v=ZnVSg3jrAN8

BASED

why does the middle always collapse, this almost never happens to other cuntries as frequently as us

I meant NRL, you povo cunt.

>me

>nrl enthusiast
>accuses others of being brown and poor

was just thinking the same thing.

hehe

winviz lads

>Cuckby Plebgue bogan
>calling Rugby patrician povo

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ogre

hope you're all enjoying that """""free money"""""

8/10, his face lets him down.

this is fun

fuck this shit

>The Chinese Protectorate of Australia

desu would rather watch union,despite australia having an international sporting crisis, NRL is just so... degenerate

>this image will make the Ausfailian Cucket Bogan absolutely furious

Of course you would. You're a classy bloke.

>Australia is still the 2nd best team in Rugby despite being absolute poo
Hmm

Except England.

this game is going to be over in 3 days

expect a Channel 9 mandated road in Hobart

Funnily enough, you're number 3 and that's about to get tested fairly rigorously.

>road in Hobart
good luck