>The team, currently in first place in the Ivy League, will forfeit the rest of its games this season.
In what reports indicate may be a yearly tradition, male soccer players at Harvard circulated documents with pictures of their female counterparts, rating their attractiveness from one to 10 and giving reasons for their decisions.
They also noted which sexual position they thought the women in question would prefer.
why can't people handle bantz?
Bentley Wilson
are these dudes retarded? why would they document this shit?
Nathan Gonzalez
Those are some nappy headed hoes.
Austin Cox
RIP 1st Amendment
Juan Butler
Science
Colton Gonzalez
They're lawyers, m8
Jaxson Brown
Fucking institutionalized studshaming.
Noah Lee
>they'll do stupid shit like this, but they don't do anything when women on campus literally get raped loving every fucking laugh
Parker White
>Implying women don't partake in this particular behavior
It's called gossip. God damn SJWs need to get off their fucking high horse.
Matthew Evans
>The author and his teammates referred to the nine-page document as a “scouting report” kek
K E K
Kevin Morris
The authorities reacted the way they did because they didn't want to be pilloried by the campus SJWs for not reacting harshly enough to this non-issue.
Who actually gives a shit if a bunch of university students are talking about how attractive they find another group of university students?
Would the authorities have reacted in the same way if they found out the women's team was doing the same thing to the men?
Why the fuck is this even on the front page of the BBC Football page?
This PC shit has gone way too far.
Jeremiah Allen
good, stupid nerds. everyone i've ever known who's been to harvard was a faggot.
Nathaniel King
Who gives a fuck about the Ivy League soccer standings? Don't be retarded, and don't do this shit.
Asher Torres
wtf im with her now
Michael Wright
>tfw women do the same thing and can be even more vulgar
I was the only guy in a restaurant full of women for 3 years. I swear to god some chicks are worse then dudes when it comes to being horny
Nathan Hernandez
Ugh, what a bunch of sexist pigs. I can't wait until Hillary gets elected so we can clean up scum like this.
Colton Foster
>Daily reminder that any female anywhere can ruin your life in a single moment by accusing you of raping them and there is nothing you can do about it.
James James
>They will make a team forfeit their season over rude words, but do LITERALLY NOTHING to actual rapists
Well memed, Ivy league
Jeremiah Myers
This is why Trump needs to win.
Bentley Russell
Im not white so that doesnt apply to me, thats for you pathetic white betas only
Oliver Cook
Post a pic of the girls team
Ian Moore
>Harvard Because they're rich, and therefore, bullet-proof.
Sebastian Robinson
Here are some of them.
Ryder Gonzalez
19 > 16 > 5 > 2 > 4 > 12 > 1 > 8
Ian Russell
>bulletproof
Obviously not
Nathan Gutierrez
>They also noted which sexual position they thought the women in question would prefer
that is an absolutely fantastic touch and no woman or man in the world can ever shame me into thinking it isn't
Ethan Green
nope
with the nine page document please
Lucas Lopez
jersey #2 is the only reasonable draft pick there, 1st on the left looks like she belongs in the munsters or some shit
Christopher Stewart
>talking about how you like the opposite sex is now a bad thing
I swear to god, the endgame of liberals is they don't want us to breed.
Jonathan Anderson
...
Jackson Campbell
number 2 is the std ridden one. but she has great imtangibles a real student of the game.
Daniel Taylor
...
Anthony Jackson
...
Jose Jones
Why don't you come inside boy? I gotta chifferobe what's needs bustin up
Robert Long
...
Xavier Reed
...
Matthew Garcia
where de boobs at
Zachary Perry
>all those beautiful anglo names
give up the country already
Michael Williams
this is way longer than I thought it would be
Jeremiah Thomas
fuck harvard
Josiah Johnson
>Position: GK
Freaky sluts
Wyatt Bell
I don't get it. Why is this a bad thing? I read the headline and thought maybe it was really graphic or "grab em by the pussy" rape-y type comments. This is literally them saying "I think female athletes are attractive and would like to have sex with them" W.T.F. Are we pretending the women on the female soccer team don't want to get dicked by any athletes? Do we think cheerleaders don't gossip about which football player they want to get rammed by?
And this type of shit is being pushed by those "progressive" """sex-positive""" feminists, not some regressive puritanical religious nuts. Horseshoe theory is real
Ryder Gray
>Fleischman
what a disgusting name WutFace
Anthony Ramirez
women's soccer, m8
Ethan Smith
Welcome to the alt-right, sweetheart.
Hunter Clark
But I don't hate black people. Or brown people. Or Jews. Or women. Or science.
Brody Parker
Stay in your cuckshed then.
Parker Williams
They are rich kids
Jaxon Martinez
What is the endgame with this type of control freak behavior?
Liam Wilson
correct punishment. not because it was so offensive but because they are so retarded to type that shit out on paper
wizard level virgin type shit
Aiden Allen
1, 12, 18, and 19 are eliminated 4 and 16 are respectable choices depending on your race. 2 is a semen demon 5 looks like someone you can dress up in whatever you want. Probably follows cosplay Tumblrs, and wears cat ears while shlicking it.
Bentley Johnson
This. Just burn it all down
William Sanchez
Isn't this literally what helped create Facebook?
Nathan Mitchell
Me in the teal
Owen Foster
I know you're memeing but it's terrifies me to know that there are people who actually, unironically say stuff like that and believe it 100%
Ian Walker
>harvard they were probably shit anyway
Camden Phillips
kek reminds me of that pdf file some girl on a campus somewhere made of guys she had fucked, how hot they were and how good they were in bed, with a picture of them and a small story on them. some friend of her shared it.
Nolan Robinson
>Harvard they fired their president (Lawrence Summers) 10 years ago because in a private meeting about the lack of female STEM professors, he mentioned that there are multiple peer-reviewed studies showing that males have higher IQ variance than females. In other words, research shows that while men and women have similar average IQs, there are a lot more male geniuses and male retards than women. And simply for bringing this fact up in a private meeting about why there aren't more female geniuses teaching quantum physics at Harvard, he lost his job. Fucking feminists have destroyed academia in the US it's embarassing
Zachary Reyes
I think I remember hearing a story a long time ago of some girl who kept a list in her diary, and then she snitched on her brother about something so he shared the list with all the guys on it. IDK if it was guys she fucked, or kissed, or wanted to fuck or what.
Christian Russell
Doesnt matter we are collapsing in the next ten years whether anyone likes it or not
Then proud feminists will be back to sucking dick for a tin of sardines
Asher Gutierrez
well the one i'm talking about was just fucking, and i don't think her brother was involved. they were all pictured.
obviously she's not unique, women do this kind of shit almost just as much i bet.
Gabriel Bennett
>implying the 1st amendment, or any part of the bill of rights, applies to private institutions
Are you actually this dumb?
Andrew Wilson
>implying Harvard doesn't receive government funding
Leo Gutierrez
>objectifying women is ok, because some people objectify men
Shit argument, try harder next time.
Grayson Diaz
>implying any institution receiving any amount of govt. grants or funding is a part of the government >implying the first amendment prohibits anyone other than congress from infringing on speech
Ridiculous assertion. Come back when you've actually read the bill of rights.
Would be more fun if they had been thrown out of Harvard. Maybe the girls should walk over the campus with a mattress?
Also why would you guess their prefered sexual position? Pretty much every girl will say missionary.
Alexander Morris
>Pretty much every girl will say missionary.
Spotted the virgin
Liam Brooks
ironically a lot of feminists are against legalizing prostitution.
Alexander Thompson
Nah. Even for most men it's the prefered position.
Lincoln Clark
I think you're the virgin, familia. girls dig missionary because you can tilt their hips up in order to hit the g-spot. Also it makes it easier for them to touch/look at you, which makes it more romantic, and girls get off to romantic shit.
Ayden Evans
Like I said, really fucking easy to spot the virgin talking out of his ass. Women want to be dominated and love doggy style, dont believe me then look up any sex study ever conducted, ever. Its doggy
And another virgin, this one clearly a literal child by the way you type. >girls get off to romantic shit.
No, they get off being dominated and possessed, when you graduate 10th grade and maybe lose your virginity youll find out
Jason Thomas
its almost unfathomable how much you nerds fear women
Jackson Bennett
Nah. Maybe you should look them up since you don't seem to know what you're talking about.
Xavier Ramirez
>Nah. *teleports behind you*
Try being less of a faggot and you might meet a girl Hans
Austin Brooks
I think you're memeing now. I can't find a single sex study or survey where missionary was not the highest choice. Sure, lots of girls like the feeling of being dominated, but you don't have to fuck them from behind to dominate. Please stop posting about things you know nothing about.
Easton Clark
>of course the gk would be a dyke
pottery
Zachary Rodriguez
>memes
Good argument.
Brody Flores
>'Higher Education' in 2016
Zachary Reed
if the government funds it then yes it is technically part of the government or socialized. Ever heard of public schools?
Levi Price
we are all equal
but women and minorities are FAR more equal
Luis Rivera
THE LAAAAAAAAAAND OF THE FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Jeremiah Turner
>unironically using the daily mail as a source for anything
Owen Diaz
This country is so fucking cucked.
Austin Lewis
>but women and minorities are FAR more equal >muh double standard
You sound retarded and everyone is laughing at you
Bentley Johnson
So who was the rat in the group?
Eli Sullivan
I agree user, what she lacks in discipline, makes up for in her ability to see the field. A real first in and last out kind of player.
Parker Miller
>Chevy Chase, MD
Joshua Cruz
Neo puritanical no fun allowed faggots dominate college campuses and the left in general.
Ethan Stewart
#2
Chase Perry
Guaranteed if the females did that they'd be featured on Yahoo or TMZ as "cute" and "funny".
They're all monsters.
Like no-more-career Jaime Foxx who bitched about guns and violence when his movies epitomizes guns and violence. That was just after he made that sand people shooter movie with that Ibn Afflecki's former bitch.
Gabriel Wilson
>Why the fuck is this even on the front page of the BBC Football page?
I feel like this is the main reason people abroad hate us, whenever I'm on foreign news websites they always have the most asinine pop articles from the US.
Aiden Adams
>4 below anyone Nice try faggot
Nicholas Carter
So how were they caught? Who leaked the scout report?
Tyler Nelson
2>>>>>=16>>>12>19>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Joshua Bell
As trash as the Daily Mail is, those are direct quotes.
Henry Foster
What is with this toxic, utterly regressive culture that is spawning on college campuses? Its so obviously an agenda I cant fucking believe people think is actually some grassroots thing or the way most college kids actually feel. That shit that happened at Cal Berkeley a few weeks ago was fucking shameful, if thats our future, we are actually fucked for real.
Like 15-20 years from now this country will be a legit third world shithole if this doesnt change