I want to die

i want to die
funny thread thread

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i kno a real simple cure

A more preventative solution

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i am crying
please no more
wtf is that reference

Exodus

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Is that Saul Goodman practicing law?

creepy pic to start a funny thread.

that is funny to some people.
did you read the post? i couldnt stop laughing
also fuck off with your stupid memes

stare into the abyss long enough and the abyss will stare right back

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What am I waiting for

Dying. One second at a fucking time.

Don't just do something, sit there.

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Attention seeker starter pack*

>funny thread
Sounds like another way of saying YLYL!

I totally forgot about this OP. Jesus fuck. That was almost me at one point. In college, except the two gay professors didn't want me to take hormones. I took the deal too but eventually just managed to get enough self control to bail in the middle of the night. Holy fuck. Flashbacks.

what?
please tell the store of what happened

I can green text it but I've never really texted it out before and I'm on mobile. You seriously interested?

No

Im lurking

Heheh

That ass looks so soft and suckable. God damn. I think about it every time I see this picture.

Then wat?

nigga do i know?

OK, well I won't green text it because it'll take too long on mobile. So it'll be a normal post if that's cool.

So this would have been about 5 years ago when I was 19. I went to college like four hours away from where I grew up specifically to be away from everyone I knew. I was/am gay but wasn't out and had only a few vague experiments. First time I had sucked a dick was that year. There was a super hot professor of mine who was very obviously gay, who was married to another teacher at the school.

Eventually I came up to the teacher because I finally admitted that I was gay and I asked him for advice on how to come out. We started talking a lot, almost every day in fact. Then within the course of a few weeks it escalated into emails, then texting, then meeting up. I sucked him off in his office more than a few times and he bent me over the desk too. I was a petite little femboy (unfortunately not anymore, testtosterone kicked in hard and now I'm full otter mode). I used to post nudes here during that time. Eventually this progressed to a threesome with him and his husband and we worked out an arrangement.

>Cont

holy shit more

Just wanted to cheer you up, mate.

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The world needs more of this and you

This lasted through the whole of the last half of my college year. Eventually I realized that I wasn't going to have enough money to continue school if I went home (I was paying my way through and there were only shit jobs back home). I didn't have any true friends at school so I couldn't stay with them. The teachers offered me a deal where I could stay with them free. Food board and whatever I wanted whenever I wanted. The catch was I was the house slave. I would cook clean and fuck on command. I had to wear a leather collar at all times, even in public. I wasn't to wear anything but skimpy clothes and typical Twink apparel in the house or out. They would fuck me inside and outside the house at will. Once they had me suck them both off at a movie (fairly empty theater at the time).

This went on for a few months, and I realized I had so much fun being a fuck slave that I had lost my own self (if that makes sense). I also realized that I wasn't finding a job because of it.

The first teacher I had fucked with had fallen in love with me, and was considering splitting with his husband to have me to himself. I was already becoming disconcerted about the situation, and that was the final straw.

The last night I was there they double teamed me again like normal, came all over me, and teacher 1 fucked my throat while teacher 2 jacked off. Came on me again. In the shower after I grew a fucking backbone and while they slept I slowly and quietly packed my stuff into my tiny car, left what I couldn't fit, and left an envelope with fifty dollars (the last of my money) as a way of "thanks for the house" and left. I never said anything to them ever again and I don't even know what happened between them.

They had paid to give me my first tattoo, and every time I see it I remember that summer.

End.

Pic related by the way. My first tattoo was boba fett

well shit dude thats not a great situation but I hope your living a better life now

holy fuck thats hot as fuck.
but also fucked up.

I have a lot better life now. Came out, parents came around to me again, have a loving boyfriend (it's his birthday today!). We have a great apartment and a cat.

Haha yeah that's kinda my thoughts too.

my condolences on your terrible tattoo

Yeah thanks lol. I know the feel. Looked a lot better when I had it done but hey it's a ylyl thread so why not post it. I'm considering getting it either touched up or done over (I've done nothing to it in five years).

thats really lovely.
i wish my life would fix its self and be like yours.

Idk how you did the whole dressing like a little faggot twink in public thing

Like god, in the house sure, whatever, at least there nobody would know you're some degenerate little rent boy. But in public, that would kind of fucking destroy your reputation, wouldn't it?

Unless you went to college in like San Francisco or something I guess.

>tl;dr user paid two faggots fifty bucks to fuck him for half a year

kek

>going on reddit
>going on me_irl and not meirl
Fuck off with that shit, she left you because you're a communist shill.

It didn't fix itself. It was a lot of pain. Lot of tears and fights and heartbreak. I lost a fiance between now and then. I've attorneys suicide three times. Still deal with it. Was raped as a kid so all kinds of fucked up.

I'm far from perfect. It worked out because I put in the work. Got my issues worked out as much as I could, stood up for myself. Got the help I needed and patched things up with my extremely conservative Christian parents (dad's a minister, my coming out was.... Interesting). I still have my share of issues but the thing is constant improvement and taking care of myself.

Things don't just "work out" user. But there's always a way out of the hole.

It was in the Midwest, I didn't have a reputation. I was in a city ten times bigger than where I grew up and I knew no one there. Didn't have a job, was a fuck slave. I didn't care who knew it because I didn't have any friends. The two teachers were my only "friends".

>Kek

Pretty much. Though if I tallied up all the money they spent on me I would have to guess it'd be around 3 grand. I still have the collar, got rid of most of the clothes though.

>i wish my life would fix its self and be like yours.
lol i wish my life would fix itself and become like yours. not that your better life didn't take any work.
i know it takes a lot of work it just feels so hopeless and feels like no matter how hard i work to improve nothing gets better.

I know the feel user. Keep at it though. A lot of my life has felt hopeless. But it's only a feel. Feels =/= reals. The fact that you're working on it means youre making progress.

But man what a hilarious photo to show your future stoner friends over a bowl

thanks. buddy.

No offence to you or anything, but why is it that the most fucked up people sexually (and they tend to fall Into the gay/les/Trans catalog as well) are always raped/molested as children?

No need to thank me. Honestly I feel like I'm no help at all. I'm just some rando on the interslice. I hope though that life perks up for you. It's not sunshine and roses for me that frequently either.

I don't know what you're going through user but it will get better. You just gotta hang in there.

Mac DeMarco?

Oh dude I was a huge flamer long before I was molested. I was missing boys in the tube slide up until the day I got raped. My crippling depression and anxiety and lack of self worth were the results of me getting played like a kiddie fiddle. Gayness was already my thing.

That being said I do see that trend sometimes, not sure how to answer your question for other people's experiences though.

Kissing not missing.

Why do all the crabs keep following the first one?

...why, thats stupid as fuck.

You're not wrong. Huge Star wars geek here and he was always my favorite character even in expanded series. Was super high/drunk all the time due to being a glorified fleshlight so it seemed like a good idea at the time.

I can't stop jacking off.
>Was super high/drunk all the time due to being a glorified fleshlight
That's actually the hottest thing I have ever heard.

I was wondering the same thing, how many crabs need to be killed by this thing before the carnage ends?

It contradicts the trend, which works for me.
Also
>missing boys in the tube slide up
I am unfamiliar with this new age lingo, fellow user

Kekd hard. Good shit

I could definitely think of a worse tattoo

percival pringle/paul bearer. rip

Well I meant kissing not missing. But I meant it literally. I would put my shoes down in the tube slide and make out with the older boys who were curious about girls from like age 5-11. If anything, getting raped made me less flamey and more like an average straight guy, because after that point I became more introverted and nerdy and focused on staying in the closet.

Not sure why that's so hot but hey, I don't mind being fap fuel. Blow a big one!

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Kek. Nice. Seriously I don't mind the abuse over the tattoo. It's got a certain charm to me but I fully acknowledge that it's not "good".

did you think the teachers were just using you? or did the one actually care a little bit? did you have stockholm syndrome?

nice meme
as an actual communist, I assure you your conspiracy theories aren't true, as much as I wish they were
our movements are gaining strength but we're not even close to being a threat to capitalism yet

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I loved him. I really did. I guess it was a bit of Stockholm syndrome. But I did love him. And I loved what I was doing. The other teacher though I think was a bit cuck-ish. He liked to watch me get fucked more than fuck me. He had a much smaller cock too. They were both tops so their sex life was kinda almost non existent until I showed up from my understanding. The first teacher did care about me too. Once I was home for like a week with my parents and he drove 4 hours to see me at like 2 am because I had a panic attack at my parents and had texted him. He just texted me at six in the morning and told me he was there. There was love. But that didn't make it right. Not by a long shot. And I felt like a homewrecker when he wanted to divorce his husband and propose to me.

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If you're sad watch a sad movie or read a sad story. Statistically makes people happier.

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OH NO NOT THIS THING AGAIN

>but we're not even close to being a threat to capitalism
you never will be
capitalism empowers people instead of brainwashing people into thinking that success ALWAYS means exploitation of the lower class.

But it could be nice if you would start a revolution so I could legally shoot pieces of shit like you in self defense. So please, start a revolution, pretty please.

Yep

Well that was something. Fucking something.

>that tattoo sucks
>yeah but there are worse out there
so? it still sucks.

Nice feet

user I'm actually legitimately curious why that's so hot to you. Samefag from before. As the thread has progressed that's been gnawing at me.

Yes

I already posted it user. Here.

I don't know. I am addicted to extremely abusive relation ships. I can't come unless it I am being abused.

hot as fuck, pretty much lived my dream. Sadly, missed opportunity when I was twink as fuck

Eh I'm in a healthy relationship. But I'm treated like a cum dumpster in the bedroom. Called a slut, spanked, the collar, the works. Just have a loving normal relationship otherwise. Gotta find that balance.

Seems way hotter reading it than it does when I remember it. Though when I was experiencing it I loved it too. So I can get that. I'm still fairly twinky. Just not a femboy anymore. Still a cum slut Twink bitch.

oh my fucking christ, that poor, poor dog.

I dunno what I am, gotta work out and get the bod back. Trying to work on being more open about myself too, most of my missed opportunities were cause I've been hiding in the closet

The worst part of it is that people like this aren't as uncommon as you think. I'm an EMT and I've seen houses just as bad as this. In one case, it was like this but even worse, since there was a full family living in the house and about 20-30 cats that were living off of the garbage, essentially creating a self-sustaining ecosystem.

I don't know. I am really fucked up. I just like pain a lot and have a really fucked up sense of a relation ship.

Pfffthahahaha capitalism is failing globally, it's in disastrous condition economically, politically, socially, environmentally and even culturally. The only thing preventing socialist revolutions to start all around the world is the continued military and economic might of imperialism, but even that's vanishing at this point. Even capitalist nations are forced to unite behind socialist China to secure their continued existence as independent from western neo-colonialism. And the remaining socialist countries, Laos, Vietnam, China, Cuba and the DPR Korea, are all forming ever stronger ties. The parasitic west won't survive without more colonies, more natural resources to conquer and more foreign markets to expand to. But more and more nations are denying them that, and China is ensuring the indigenous capitalists of African nations are becoming economically stronger and stronger, making these countries ripe for nationalist revolutions. When western imperialism thus falls, the forces stopping the final defeat of capitalism will be so devastated that it will only be a matter of time before the working masses control the entire earth.

Whatever works for you man. I don't work out, I just don't gain weight and was blessed with a perky butt. Unfortunately I was cursed with body hair. Lotta gay guys are into it tho. I don't hide anymore, doesnt mean I talk with a lisp or anything. I just don't make it a big deal and no one else does either. Worked for me. 99 percent of people never guess I'm gay of they see me in every day life.

I get that. I had a phase of that. Now I only like controlled pain and the rest of the time I want cuddles and loving. That and being a bro and gaming with my boyfriend, watching dumb YouTube movies. All that shit. He's been playing final fantasy online all day for his birthday and I'm the drink bitch. Were just trolling and having a good time. When he decides it's bedtime I'll probably get tossed around like a ragdoll for the fifth time today.

Yeah I'm lucky, only gained 20kg in 4 years, ate like crap the whole time. Same thing as you, gained body hair, in the process of getting rid of it, I dont like it.

I don't like it that much either, but my boyfriend does. I used to completely shave and nair and all that shit. Crossdressed on here (not trap, have a cute face but a boy face none the less). But he's not into it and honestly it's too much work so I trim it once a month or so and call it good. Once I stopped cross-dressing it didn't bother me as much because the boyfriend thought the cross-dressing was cute but preferred to have me completely naked anyway and was flat out gay. Likes the man look. He hates beards though. Which is fine cuz my beard always grows patchy.