*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

ill just throw some pocket change in the other direction.

>Niggers cant resist small and abundant amounts of metal cash.

>yo dude put on a shirt

say i have white supremacy and walk right through this nigga

Heh...

Looks like i'll have to use 10% of my power.

*asks if he knows where to get the best chicken and waffles around*

**chicken and waffles is bomb as fuck. So I'd probably be his friend

*Lynches a nigger*

it's always awkward breaking into the house when someone is already breaking into it

offers him a job that has honest pay, nigger runs away

I summon KKK
Defenders of the blue eyed white race

*Teleports behind him*
>Nothing Personal Fuccboi

Proceed to suck his dick with gentle violence.

*sucks his fat faggoty nigger chowder horn*

>Me: Oh, hey Tyrone, is this restroom not working? It isn't? Ok, thanks for cleaning them up for us.

I would disrobe, bend over, and present my ass to the superior alpha male.

"Everything above the abs is very well maintained, but you've got a serious bedspring farm beneath your belly button. 5/10 on the personal grooming, buddy."

*cum inside him*

Id unblock the path

There's always more than one path in a jungle you idiots. take the other route.

>Draw hi-point 9mm
>Shoot him
>clean the gun and put it in his hand
>add a blue or red bandana

>blocks path
with exposed pubes? not interested bro I'm not gay

...

This is too vague of a question op, what was i going towards and how bad is he blocking me?
This isnt even remotetly fun....

Are you here for the job?
*nigger runs away*

Unblocks as I remove my Glock 19 with a magazine chocked full of nignog no mores