/cric/ Australia v South Africa 1st Test Thread #6

Traditional owners edition

South Africa 242 & 30/0 (14.2 ov) v Australia 244

Hong Kong 269 v P.N.G. 157/9 (37/50 ov)
Last Wicket: H Hiri 11 (39b 1x4 0x6) SR: 28.20

walkie

Fuck Drumpf and fuck white people

welcome to country fellas

Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

5th for the strokes
yes sidds

based bananas

SIDS

Who /hillary/ here?

Is there still enough play time left for Saffies to collapse?

THANK YOU BASED BANANA MAN

Is this a kino training jersey?

Bananalad

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gonna be 37 tomorrow lads, we're gonna struggle

Reminder to NOT post in a krazykunt thread

>winter/cric/
>threads often get up to 550 posts

>summer/cric/
>autists queuing up to spam thread at 490 posts

see you lads in March

Execute all threadcunts

>I don't go on Sup Forums I swear!

Literally fuck off. The other saffers can stay, but you're a fucking insufferable cunt. Reminder I WILL harass you into suffering a mental breakdown unless you leave /cric/ now

>le there is one one South African xd xd xd

I LITERALLY said the opposite. There's three of them. Two are fine, one is LITERALLY ams tier

Accept straffchrist as your lord and saviour

checked

and this one never said he didnt go on Sup Forums, that was a different one

neck yourself you sperg

t. Adam Bandt

I can hear the icecream man lads

is it me?

>this triggers the saxshit

Will 'we' lads?

>tfw no Monique Ganderton wife

Prove it, you can't.

The one with the autistic hatred of Australians that thinks calling everyone convicts is the Sup Forums /rug/fugee

REAL THREAD
REAL THREAD

i never said i don't go on Sup Forums. i think you have us confused mate.

also, fucking jew detected.

Can't wait for Stefan Molyneux's mental breakdown. It is going to be statsautist-tier

get fucked

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loving this lads gimmick tb h

If you're hoping a certain candidate wins due to maximising butthurt, then wouldn't you hope Trump wins? The butthurt on Facebook and Twitter would be unprecedented.

I don't believe him.

HAZLEGOOD

kek

ON YA BIKE HASHIM

Can we adapt the Daniel farewell to Sup Forums for after Trump loses?

Breakthrough

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP FAMLA

based straffo

HAZLEGOAT

Find a floor.

No because Drumpf winning would be bad for the world

Can you imagine a fucking reality TV host who is LITERALLY making shit up as he goes sitting down for international relations-defining negotiations with the Chinese over the South China Sea? Fuck me sideways

>The two Muslims have 6 runs in 3 innings
Stick to suicide bombing lads

Duminy is literally racial quota: the player

though he may not be black enough to meet the two black player minimum

Faf is such a pussy

>le lead from behind man

Kys Saxon

Lmao, you are literally seething lad. I'm the one who calls you guys descendants of convicts because you literally are, the other Saffa is the one who frequents Sup Forums

This is some high tier autism you are projecting, get help, you spectrum dwelling NEET

Are you talking about Francois Du Plessis or Michael John Clarke?

can't be worse than a mass murdering, child trafficking traitor.

Based /ayy/ is up, my fellow patricians.

Plebes need not apply.

>I'm the one who calls you guys descendants of convicts because you literally are
my family arrived in a boat during the 1950's

>mfw I get to shit on the couch and watch cardoons with my kids

I don't believe you. I know everything about every poster on Sup Forums. You CANNOT deceive me

Yeah, instead let's get Hillary who sorry engineered the Libyan intervention which over stretched it's UN civilian protection mandate to enact regime change, and who wants to implement a no fly zone in Syria, causing a direct confrontation between the armed forces of Russia and the US. Such a better foreign policy record!
>Drumpf
Discarded

t. mohamed

I came on a plane in 2004.

Kys Ahmed

Solely* not sorry
>phoneposting

My family came after the Second World War

I came on a boat in 2011 and ive already represented Australia internationally

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Why the fuck is the ancestry.com chick a peelander? Get fucked

My family were rich, private settlers

So you illegally entered a country

I didn't ask about your solo sex life lad

Are you profiling me?
Will this assist with my immigration?

>Gerard Whateley commentating on Grandstand
fuck off back to AFL 360 ya flog

No, Australia was legally accepting refugees from Hungary in the mid 1950's. There was nothing illegal about it, the program was conducted and funded by the Australian government.

>I didn't ask about your solo sex life lad
Bretty gud

Jim Maxwell has a seizure

they need someone to cover

execute all Elgars

wait, so you're the guy trashing Australia and you want to move here? Lmao

>I didn't ask about your solo sex life lad
underrated

is Jim Maxwell related to Glen Maxwell?

Too bad your grandparents didn't get SOVIET'D in 1956

bit drunk lads

That's actually exactly what they fled from

I challenge anyone who claims to be fully Anglo to take an Ancestry DNA test.

>Hungarians
>white

They're cousins I believe

>tfw

just took an ancestry DNA test lads

We know, you've blogged about it.

100% Anglo is a meme. Anglos themselves are a meme. DNA tests are memes.

I will

>bragging about being a convict
lmfao

Prepare to be 10% nig saxshit

Your sex life is a meme.

>Brexit isnt going to happen
kek

KEK

Imagine having a referendum only to be cucked out of the result by a literal foreigner

t. Mario Douloplous

>tfw no Zara gf

it probably will still happen since it was a popular vote
they will just drag out the decision for 5+ years and waste time for no reason

I trash it for fun, any place is better than here, I am the saffanon that used to have the Aussie gf, if anyone remembers, or cares

nice fucking legs, mum

>trying to get an upskirt

Chappell and Mark Taylor is so refreshing after all the other horrible combos

Oh, you're fine then.

It's the Sup Forums bloke that's the cunt.