How many goals would he have scored in his prime in the EPL?

how many goals would he have scored in his prime in the EPL?

over or under 100?

Autists can't handle cold weather.

The same amount as in Laliga,he literally was undefendable.

Over 9000

ZERO

You mean in one season, in all tournaments?

But anyway, he would have been relegated to stay on the left wing passing to your stock striker and we would have missed on the true GOAT.

Aaaand thats why EPLel sucks.

>Messi outside of his Barca comfort zone, in a team that isn't completely dominant

His record would be similar to his NT ratio, a 1 in 2 player.

well he wouldn't have uefa protection so nowhere near as many as laliga

also chelsea

>he literally was undefendable
Remind me how many goals he has scored against Chelsea in 8 games?!

Probably about the same.

Just like Ronaldo was, right?

that doesn't count because abramovich can outbid uefalona!!!!

Would've had his legs broken by a proper Premier League tackle

>EPL
Egyptian Premier League? Probably thousands

He's cursed against Chelski, m8. He has assraped every other PL big team except for Liverpool because he has never got to face them.

>0 (ZERO) goals vs chelsea in 8 games
he would be lucky to get 20 per season desu

This niggas...

reminder that >pooney is a star and a top player in the eplel

55 league

Such an American question...

He would have succeeded in the Prem, probably stayed playing on the wing though.

i can

He would've been tackled till his legs broke or he would've wanted to move away like ronaldo

Poo

In

loo

fucking spee, you spastic shitters. Messi would absolutely dominate pl. Look what in form Mahrez did last season and imagine what a 5 times better player that is also consistent would do.

>Try to dribble past everyone
>get tackled by Shawcross in the League Cup
>Fractured Tibia
>Shawcross walks away with a yellow
Yeah, I don't think he should have done that well.

>make Vidic and Ferdinand look like deers in the headlights
>Ryan Shawcross would stop him, no doubt about it
How many players have their legs broken in the Premier League each year? 2 out of 500?

With Fergie's Man Utd: 150+
With Chelsea: 110
With Arsenal: 75. Most of them leading to nothing.
With Liverpool: Haha, jokes on you. He wouldn't be so stupid.

>mfw plebians think Premier League isn't the cleanest league in the world

Defenders in Spain are way more dirtier than in England, mostly because there's no retroactive punishment for incidents like there is in EPL.

you mean his ratio in his peak?
he scored 12 goals in 9 games for argentina
if he did that in EPL he would be the second coming of mother theresa

>Lionel Messi has scored 16 goals in his last 14 CL games against English opposition.

He sure does struggle against EPL teams "physicality"

heh, and that's against EPLels "best"
can'''t imagine what he'd do to the mighty Bolton Wanderers

Retroactive punishment doesn't stop the players from playing dirty though, Sissoko recently elbowed some dude and fellaini does it every other match

That's with his Barca team though. In England he wouldn't have a team so dominant and so catered to his game surrounding him. Also you can't compare CL games with league games.

Ronaldo and Suarez were 30 goal a season players in England, and turned into 50 goal a season players in Spain. If you think Messi could put up the kind of numbers he has with Barca playing for a team like Man Utd, Chelsea, Liverpool etc. you're delusional.

This tbqhwy famalamachingchong. UEFAlona will never go against Russian money. Now with Conte as manager, >we have the full force of the Mafia to secure those justice wins.

Feels Gucci, mang.

so you're saying messi would struggle in theepl because your teams are shit?

He would get 25-30 goals a season

Yea because English teams are """shite"""

>brit.exe has stopped working

>br.exit has stopped working