Ask a dj from an under 18 nightclub anything

ask a dj from an under 18 nightclub anything

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>this 13 year old kid is getting more pussy than you

Do the kids ever try to fuck?

how many predators show up and is there any talk about cp?

Kid bottom right is going to date rape some girl an Penn State, I can feel it.

Dude, I am pretty sure that an -18 club has no +18 year olds. The only reason OP is there cuz he fucking works there.

so, did you fuck
do the girls want you
did you beat some of the boys up
did they want to beat you up
why do you do this to yourself

nothing to ask. you're just pathetic.

Yes sometimes the older teenagers get caught trying to go into the restrooms with each other. A few times the cops have been called because kids were caught having sex in nearby businesses after they left the club.
The most common ruse is that an adult will claim to be one of the parents of a child in the club. What the security does now is escorts the alleged parents child to the door and makes sure the adult is their parent. More than once the child has had no idea who that adult was. In which case our security will detain the predator until the police arrive.

probably make more money than u bro. I have residencies at adult clubs as well. A gig is a gig.

not going to lie, sometimes theres some attractive girls in the 16-17 to range. im in my early twenties myself, but I'm a professional and I don't want to go to jail so no, I've never fucked any of them. It is pretty common for the girls to try and get my attention tho. I politely ignore them as best as i can and try to focus on the music. I do this to myself because its a job and i gotta pay the bills and it gives me a place to practice my dj sets on a loud sound system.

seems like a reasonable assesment

whats the most fucked up thing that u seen there?

other than adults trying to take home kids that aren't theirs, probably the fights. I've seen some girl fights where it's gotten pretty bad. hair ripped out, piercings ripped out, bras ripped off. faces bitten. the whole nine yards. one girl had to get stitches because another girl bit the shit out of her face.

Age range in this clubs? Why this exists? What type of music u play like electronic or so?

typically anywhere from 12-17. Money. The club actually pulls in quite a bit. And for this environment i do mostly pop song mashups with electronic music and hip hop. I personally enjoy deep house and dark techno and thats what my sets consist of at other clubs.

>why this exists
It's easy business.
We don't have that shit here, so the young people in my town just get together and dress themselves up when there's a fucking fair coming along. loud music, alcohol for underage people, bumper cars

yeah parents will pay good money to get the kids out of the house for a few hours so they can fuck like animals

How much money do you get? And does it has more cons, or pros?

I make 200$ a night plus 15% at the bar where they sell red bull and soda and shit. It has more pro's I would say. It's easy money and I get to practice my sets on a big sound system so thats cool for me.

You sound like a reasonable, responsible and professional person. I wish you good luck with your endeavors.

>2017
>being gay

What's the most insane night they've had there?

You seem overeager to justify yourself.

You're guilty of something.

The kids ever get caught doing drugs? If so, what kinds?

What the fuck are their parents doing to make them think this sort of nigger society is acceptable? I understand the niggers, they are worthless. But why would white, middle class human beings subject their impressionable and obviously superior genetics to this filth?

mor nazi chicks plz

Tony Soprano right here

New Years was pretty insane. The amount of alcohol that was snuck in resulted in multiple kids throwing up on the dance floor and the paramedics had to get called because one of them was obviously suffering from alcohol poisoning. There was also phone calls about sex outside the venue that night. The kids did seem to have a lot of fun that night. But we had our hands full.

how many members of your family have disowned you due to your blatant pedophilia?

Same chick. All I have though. Someone should dump moar.

is alcohol provided? is everyone drunk ?

Because white people were incapable of having fun or creating clubs before black people were created user. What do clubs have to do with black people at all?

Greatest race

yeah kids get caught smoking pot pretty often. The kids love ecstasy these days, sometimes one will get caught selling it and we will confiscate the drugs.

Is this just a rich kid thing? Legally, how many adults need to be there to supervise?

just my little brother c;

some kids come in with quite a bit of money to blow. Others not so much. I think the club is pretty popular among some of the local high schools and middle schools. We have usually anywhere from 6-10 security there among other staff.

what do they spend it on? soda? how much do you charge lol

yeah we have redbull for 5 bucks, gatorade and soda for 3 and water for 2.

Are you hyper retarded enough to think that white people, the same people who rescued your ancestors from wretched subjugation at the hands of your black oppressors in Africa would do you wrong? We gave you room & board, medical care (we were your Obama-care) and jobs. Look at where you now find yourselves - at the foot of your Master, begging for scraps. "Respext us massa. We ain't did no wrong." Sorry Obama and Hillary didn't work out for you. God himself wills that welfare will be destroyed. Welcome to a better version of Thunderdome.

>under 18 nightclub

How did you book ypur first gig? Was it hard to get it? Any advice?

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Lol human? How can you be human if you don't have any hue? Take your Neanderthal ass back to the Caucasus mountains.

i was feeling motivated one day and went into every local bar and club in my area with a business card and sample of my music. I had a resume as well. Thats how i landed this gig. But I got my very first gig through an open decks night at different club. This club was an 18+ club. I had a half hour set and when i was done the talent manager gave me the opening hour set for friday night in the lounge room. I worked my way up from there.

>hue-mans
niggly bear public education works well eh?

as far as advice goes, just put yourself out there. Walk into local bars and clubs and try and talk to the owners or managers. Eventually something will pan out. Be confident.

>he thinks Neanderthal DNA is a bad thing

Gladly if I could. But the world needs inspiration and apparently I am the only one who can properly muster it.

In what city are you based? Who's your favorite DJ at present?

Seconding this

No questions but you are an honorable man OP, a rare find.

I live in Los Angeles right now. My favorite DJ at the moment is probably Adam Beyer.

lol do they serve (fermented)juice at the counter?

Since there's obviously no bars in there

have u ever got a blowie from an underage qt

>DJ
>doesn't just want to admit he presses play on a handful of Itunes songs for 4 hours with a small amount of cross fade in between

imagine going out afterwards and meeting up with friends

"oh man guys, seriously i just laid down the best set of my life for these 11 year olds... phat beats for days man, everyone was feeling it"

>friends faces when

thank you

literally the definition of a dj

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MODS !!! PLEASE !!!

Is this really all you do OP? Or is the itunes playlist meme just a myth?

What the fuck is this autism?

yeah admittedly i'm not cutting it up for a bunch of tweens, for the most part im just playing tracks. But that's not to say I don't throw it down sometimes, just for fun for myself. And at other clubs I definitely go in hard. I'll link u to some of my mixes if u really tryna find out.

It's autism

okay, link it faggot

Negro white people are garbage. They're just successful, opportunistic clever garbage. This is coming from a white man. What white people have above any other people with the asians coming in close second is creativity and slyness. Any human can become strong. Any human can have a big dick, can be tall from anywhere in the world. But what really separates the races is mental ability and more importantly survival characteristics. I think because of the history of white people they have developed this ability for cleverness that surpasses everyone else. Couple that with a creative wild free spirit and you have motherfuckers taking over the world. But whites, like any other race are just as much garbage

I mix on CDJ's with no laptop. I play off usb flashdrives. For this particular environment I don't feel the need to get super technical. But at other venue's I definitely get technical in my mixing.

deep in your heart.. do you honestly think you'll ever actually make it as a decent DJ (if there actually is one)

also do you have one of those wanky DJ names like DJ big boss or DJ slim beatz

What kind of music do you play?

this no doubt
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I play in clubs, I've played a couple smaller fesivals, I have friends that tour and play major festivals. Its not crazy to think I might make it big. I play under my real name.
At this club, Pop/Hip-Hop mixed with various genres of electronic music. But what i like to play at other venues is house and techno.

Do you just play house music or what?

I DJ and I can't imagine those kids would be too demanding

>name???

True, but he gets some fine pussy.

Care to name a few friends?

not going to give my name but i'll put a mix up for ya.

Tell that to Sven Vath.

uploading right now big boy

Post more U18 club pictures.

Thee Cool Cats, Ookay, TJR, Harvard Bass. I'm from San Diego and i grew up playing music with a lot of these guys. They all kind of went different ways with their music. Pretty cool.

had to google who this is, and still have no idea...

What are some clubs at which you play?

Kids dont need this sort of shit. These places should be banned

Ive played at Sound Nightclub and Avalon in hollywood to name a couple

>In which case our security will detain the predator until the police arrive


Anyone with half a brain can tell you security can't "detain you" legally.

Degeneracy

anyone can make a citizens arrest. when our security suspects a childs safety is at risk they do what they have to do to make sure that piece of shit doesnt go anywhere till they talk to the cops.

Citizen arrest, buddy.

>being this new

How often do you get flashed? Ever see tits?

Hope you mean real deep house and not the recycled trash spinnin tries to push down our throats

I just reported yuor post to the FBI and the National Child Protection and Sex Offenders Registry

dude you sound lit as fuck. Keep up the honest good work

Agreed. They are confused enough as it is these days without this shit which is essentially the preserve of those ten years older than them

Fucking capitalism. No fucking morals at all. As long as someone can make a buck, any shit is fair game.

fuck spinnin. shits garbage. my favorite deep house labels right now are Suara and Knee Deep in Sound

Trips don't lie

So, how close are you to blowing your brains out, in front of the kids, at work because of the garbage they consider music?

>implying being a DJ requires skill

i know plenty of adults with just as shitty a taste of music as these kids. my suicidal ideation has less to do with the kids and more to do with my struggles with sobriety. Im a recovering intravenous drug user.

being a talented one does.
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Fbi here, thanks for the tip user *tips fbi fedora* keep it up son.

Literally anyone can detain someone in the case of a serious crime