>Saturday 15:00 Man City v Middlesbrough 15:00 West Ham v Stoke 15:00 Bournemouth v Sunderland 15:00 Burnley v Crystal Palace 17:30 Chelsea v Everton
>Sunday 12:00 Arsenal v Tottenham 14:15 Liverpool v Watford 14:15 Hull v Southampton 15:00 Swansea v Man Utd 16:30 Leicester v West Brom
Angel Jackson
*dabs seductively*
Owen Gonzalez
Wish I had that ball to be honest
Jaxon Gonzalez
City 3-1 Middlesbrough West Ham 2-2 Stoke Bournemouth 2-0 Sunderland Burnley 2-1 Crystal Palace Chelsea 2-1 Everton
Arsenal 3-3 Tottenham Liverpool 3-0 Watford Hull 0-1 Southampton Swansea 0-1 Man Utd Leicester 2-1 West Brom
Kayden Perez
>de goey
Brandon Turner
Rate my meme lads.
Jackson Watson
Haha, lads I just remembered a few weeks ago I was arguing with an aussie who thought United could close the gap and win the league
haha :')
Blake Wilson
>poogba
Thomas Robinson
>Look at him Jesus, look at him.
Isaac White
Terrible. Is this Sup Forums now? Black twitter memes?
Levi Martinez
That's actually pretty good. What the hell is the context though?
Henry Collins
How's life on the spectrum?
Austin Powell
>Aston Villa owner Tony Xia is actually going to turn Witton into a football theme park
Where were you when China saved football?
Aiden Young
MUH POPPIES
Ian Torres
the context is when the squad sees a solid 10 walk into the club
pic
Jonathan Peterson
fuck off Mohamed
Angel Sullivan
MUH REMEMBRANCE
Jaxon Myers
i wish
Christian Hughes
Can't wait for this years re-write of do they know it's christmas
Elijah Lewis
Why is everybody shitting on Spurs? By this stat they actually doing very well, they're just playing amazing GK's.
Henry Jenkins
>267,000,000 Kit-Kit Chunkys for a sub-Saharan Jack Rodwell
Absolute fucking joke, Cattermole should two foot that cunt
Jeremiah Hill
pretty sure spurs have had more difficult fixtures too
Joseph Fisher
They're taking terrible shots, because Kane is the only one who can consistently score and he's injured.
Adrian Green
Ireland was allowed to have it's 100 Anniversary of "MUH REBELLION AGAINST EVIL BRITS MUH FAMINE MUH CROMWELL!" on it's shirt. It only got punished because Scotland and English FA went "This is you being fucking pricks against us, you didn't call them on it, so call them or it.".
Which they have JUST done so. Furthermore, whatever happens to Ireland will HAVE to be done to Scotland and England. Be it fines, bans, deductions, disqualification.
The best bit is? The rules are written by England, Scotland, Wales and Norn Island FA's. But the rules don't actually say what the punishment from FIFA should be.
Anthony Lee
>3% conversion rate lel
Jaxson Moore
they don't even look like scoring though
Eli Jenkins
>The rules are written by England, Scotland, Wales and Norn Island FA's And FIFA. Rules can't be made without FIFA voting for them but FIFA can't make rules without anyone else backing them
Noah Torres
What that graphic doesn't show you is that half of those shots are Eriksen taking potshots from 30 yards out. In a way, I think Spurs have actually been terrible for his development as a player. If he was at a better club, he wouldn't dare try that shit and he would stick to what he's good at (passing).
Justin Bennett
Did you see the guy on Question Time with a poppy the size of his head?
Blake Nguyen
Arsenal 3-4 Liverpool Lester 0-0 Arsenal Watford 1-3 Arsenal Arsenal 2-1 Southampton PSG 1-1 Arsenal Hull 1-4 Arsenal Nott. Forest 0-4 Arsenal Arsenal 3-0 Chelsea Arsenal 2-0 Basel Burnley 0-1 Arsenal Arsenal 3-2 Swansea Arsenal 6-0 Ludo Raz Arsenal 0-0 Middlesbrough Sunderland 1-4 Arsenal Ludo Raz 2-3 Arsenal
They about equal out. Spurs might be slightly worse off due to Liverpool in EFL.
Well I mean, they're not off target that much more, so it means the GK is savingthem. I mean, look at that, Spurs have a higher possession rate as well. They have only 5 less total shots. I honestly don't see them losing this weekend.
Eli Bell
I too visit le sportbible :^)
Lucas Perez
Don't forget to carve today lads
Jacob Campbell
Actually went for a carvery on tuesday
It was a bit shit
Elijah Turner
Well, the rules that have been broken were made by Ifab, which FIFA upholds. But these rules don't state the correct punishment. The assumed response to the Easter Rebellion is expected to be a fine. But if it IS a fine, then that's the worst England and Scotland can get without it being fucking bullshit.
Michael Price
Childhood is posting carvery memes like an autistic faggot. Adulthood is realising carvery is fucking shit and forcing a meme is pathetic.
Bentley Mitchell
Will england get a points deduction in the qualifiers if we wear poppies?
We're going to struggle to qualify as is
Levi Davis
better than the balloon door list
Carter Miller
unlikely, but FIFA are going to have to do it both us and Ireland. It'll probably be a fine. I think at worst it'll be a fine and playing 3 matches behind closed doors.
Jaxon Foster
...
Carter Harris
Wait, so there's another player of the year award?
Robert Murphy
>Samposting too deep for you
Tyler Green
>imagine not rating carvery memes
Liam Torres
>We're going to struggle to qualify as is
but england are GOATs at qualifying
we just shit the bed at the tournament, when it actually matters
James White
there used to be balloon door and fifa poty then they merged for 5 or 6 years and now they've split up again
Christian Johnson
Anyone want to edit this?
Ryder Sullivan
Gareth Southgate is currently our manager and our best option after him is Edddie Howe.
Liam Peterson
Plus FIFA have just fined Iran for religious statements in a wcq match. They can't dock us points after that
Xavier Turner
Whose faces do you want on it? Check out some of my other work
Cameron Jackson
Zidane on the right and Mourinho on the left
Jack Sanders
wait no I changed my mind, Mourinho on the right and Zlatan on the left
Caleb Martin
Quick! Say one positive thing about your biggest rival!
Kayden Gray
They're not as good as they could be.
Benjamin Ortiz
they have a great manager
Thomas Mitchell
They'll probably justify a harsher ban by going "b-b-but you did it on purpose and defied us!"
Blake Cox
excellent noodle and pillow sponsors
Lincoln Lee
Same rival
They managed to fill their staium on sunday.
Andrew Wood
why did they only give our fans like 1500 seats
Thomas Foster
it was 2000 and to avoid violence
or maybe they're just not used to seeing a completely full stadium and were worried if there weren't any empty seats the players would get confused
Brandon Ortiz
It's good, but you still need to kill yourself.
Nathaniel Nelson
Invincibles season
Dylan Harris
How shit is Sane for 47m though? Retards should have gone for Brandt instead
Parker Rogers
They didn't realise that De Bruyne was the exception to the buying Bundesliga players meme.
Lincoln Hill
t. Sosa.
Brandon Scott
Daily reminder this man said this.
Daily reminder that Alan Shearer went even further and said only Aguero is World Class in EPL.
Daily reminder Gary went "What about Pogba?" and nobody had a clue if he was being serious or not.
Hunter Harris
>only Aguero is World Class in EPL. He never would have said such bollocks like "EPL"
Jonathan Taylor
This meme HAS to stop.
There are dozens of Premier Leagues in the world. There is a reason this is called /epl/ not /pl/ you fucking retard.
(You).
Sebastian Jones
good post, until >Swansea 0-1 Man Utd
There is no way utd don't concede in that game.
Lucas Hernandez
And you see all of them being discussed here?
Maybe you'd prefer american sports if you have such a desire to fit a 3 letter name to your leagues
Dominic Thompson
I don't think you realise how shit Swansea are, lad.
Yes. I've seen the SPL discussed in here, specifically Celtic and Rogers.
Noah Lewis
Autism.
Caleb Morris
That isn't just called "Premier League" though (not even called Scottish Premier League, Scottish Premiership)
Grayson Morgan
>there are people on Earth who will watch the Scottish League game tonight
William Green
Hey I think Martinez is a good player. I won't specify WHICH Martinez. You'll just have to assume who I'm talking about. Maybe you'd prefer the rest of the world's naming conventions if you have such a desire to fit a forename and surname when mentioning people.
Jason Rivera
Swansea always do well against the "big" teams. UTD are certainly still classified in that bracket. And I'm pretty sure Swansea are their bogey team too. I'm thinking they snatch a score draw
Jaxon Brooks
That's irrelevant. The abbreviating of PL could be referring to it or several other leagues.
Easton Ortiz
Retired years ago
Jeremiah Watson
>mfw I thought /epl/ being triggering was just a meme
this is going to be amazing. I'm just going to use this from now on specifically.
Blake Fisher
In response to the autist over "epl", in fairness we should rename the german league "GBL"
Eli Diaz
coming to liverpool la
Carter Brooks
>he doesn't rate Roberto Juan MartÃnez MartÃnez
Ryder Gomez
I agree. Austria is fed up of being ignored.
Brody Harris
He was, but he got mugged after this so cancelled.
Aaron White
t. Jaap "Plaasjaapie" Niehuizen
Josiah King
>poopies
John Phillips
So, who you lads looking forward to joining the EPL from the EFL next season?
John Howard
Player or team?
Jason Campbell
Villa fan so i'm hoping >we manage to get in
but it's unlikely.
Brighton would b nice
Michael Smith
Owls
Jeremiah Hill
Team. I want Newcastle back so dross like Swansea can go back down. I also wouldn't mind Leeds or Reading. The former would just be for the fucking orgasming that the media will go over them.
Villa would be nice too. I would just like Leeds just for bants and the 'rivalries'.
Colton Phillips
Swansea have been up for 5 years, won the EFL trophy and made it to the knock out stages of Europa, how the fuck are they dross compared to Poocastle?
Caleb Martin
They're welsh
also trip on 190kg
Easton Barnes
I wonder how Newcastle fans feel about pic related now that he's been gone for a while
Josiah Fisher
He was literally their best player
Caleb Diaz
Homeless man's David Luiz
Nicholas Nelson
So you've no argument, ok
Isaac Brooks
We're having an Sup Forums meetup tomorrow
Transgender and Man City fans ONLY
James Diaz
t. Dave "Davey" Jones-Davies
Benjamin Foster
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Parker Green
Brighton. New teams are always fun. Yo-yo teams are the worst.