/nzg/ - The New Zealand General

/nzg/ - The New Zealand General

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Why are IDs even gone?

sup faggots otago uni cunt here. where can i get cheap alcohol? like 40% vol shit for like 20 bucks

Welly here. All my friends ditched me tonight and I'm home alone. Wut do?

masturbate

Anyone selling weed in Tauranga?

Thank you.

Way ahead of ya cuz.
On an unrelated note, if anyone wants to come watch Netflix/movies in welly hit me up ayy.

Life is terrible.

I've always wanted to ask
do you guys feel trapped?

It's good you fags didn't change your flag but would you have voted for this slight modification?

No.

Why, what have you heard?

It made me sick that no alternate flag had the union jack. The whole vote was a set up

I'm just gonna fucking beat ya ass red then take you to fucking bed

not much, just looking at the map... it's so far away, there's nowhere to go

>tfw no qt314 to have kids with

Id rather be surrounded by pristine fishing waters than surrounded by mexicans

We can go to Keith's house so don't know what you're on about.

Then you gotta get one thats already got kids. Fuck knows theres plenty of those around

Fuck that why would I want to subsidize someone else's kids.

I just need a v8. Young Sally's loves v8s.

they don't let you buy handguns in NZ because we'd shoot ourselves.

Let the state pay for it, its not your problem

Pretty sure you could make a mess of yourself with a shotty mate

Didn't work, face is all messed up now.

buy goon you faggot.

show peen.

fuck kids.

guncity.com/firearms/all-firearms/handguns
I beg to differ

U first

Fuck you buddy.

someone bring me 4 large frozen lime drinks from burger king.

I saw a vid where a guy shot hi self in the chest. He clearly regretted it for a while

Are they that good that you need 4 of them?

Can't be arsed getting a licence just to kill myself, hanging it is then.

pussy nigga

don't judge me.

You've viewed a gore thread. Well done.

Do something with your fucking life.

No law degree, you are safe

I like to imagine it was a stickup but he was too retarded to point the gun the right way.

Pretty sure I saw it on liveleak.

How do I do better on tinder? I'm like a 5.5/10 and I keep getting matched with either 7/10's that never end up replying or

At least anxiety doesn't stop you trying :C

hawkes bay nudes?

Marry a 4/10 and resent her for the rest of your life, like a normal person.

sho peen.

Hawkes Bay nudes

What edition is this?
I'm so lost.

editions are for faggots.

So who bringing me frozen drinks?!

Listen man, I deal with a lot of health anxiety and depersonalisation so I kind of know where you are coming from. Like anyone I get nervous in social situations, but I wouldn't say I have 'social anxiety'. You CAN get yourself out there and interact with people. It also depends on your age. If you're

anyone had caltex slushies? The ice is in slightly bigger pieces than those garbage frozen cokes at bk/mcd and they're way better for it

Caltex doesn't even exist in the real world.

...

Yeah man I get them all the time. They're way more expensive than the mcd/bk ones though

How much they cost tho?

So...
Editions are for faggots edition? I can work with that.

23 as of last week :).

I went to a shrink around 20, when i was at a very bad time in my life. Fluoxetine + Shrink helped me out of it then (Got to the point where i wasn't leaving the house because of it).

Probably time to go back to the doc.

Torrenting Surgeon Simulator, never played it before. Got tired of Beamng,Drive need something with an objective.

tl;dr

More of the chick on the left

just come out estab top floor with me brother, finna get wasted and mack durries all night

Anyone go to pride parade?

...

yoooo wellington dude here, keen to hang?

Rn? Sure fam. Where you at?

Moar in general

u wanna some fuk?

someone else post

Moar?

Any of the girl on the right?

nah in bedding comaing rn, but im keen to hang with some randos

Bekky lemme smash

Any pot in Lower Hutt / Wellington Area -- (Wairarapa even?)

Wait so u wanna meet up or not

any1 have moar

NZ comes down, they fuck anything to be in north countries.

yeah where you want to meet?

Ayyo cunt speak fucking English ffs

OK ok yeah bro where you wanna meet? In the city somewhere?

23 is still young. The brain isn't considered mature until 25 and even then there's a lot of room for improvement. Keep your chin up user. Always best to go see a doc too. Things will get better in the end

Not that guy but Khandallah?
Whereabouts you at? I ain't got a car so train station maybe?

Can I come too it's dry as fuck round here

Ayyo speak ghetto english. Sup Forums on :)

htown bros rep up

>hillcrest is best crest

Fuk up cuz fire me IRL 1v1 I'll steal ur house keys nigga

I'm in Lower Hutt - but can travel

tldr: anxiety blows but its not insurmountable, tinder is easy if you just avoid following trends

where

Fuck you tell me where bro I'll come to you

Meet at basin Mc'doons and buy frozen drinks.

Wearing our fedoras, and we can talk about mlp and tickle eachothers autism glands?

Fun bro

Who's got the crack

I'm lonely

mcds?

Khandallah nigga
Maybe. That's ages away from Khandallah tho

Nah but want roar if you have it

Rawr

nigga khandallah isn't even real wellington.
that's like saying lower hutt is wellington.

What do you do if you may have fallen inlove with a stranger on the inter webs, that ill mosty likely never see again

>be me
>be browsing omegle bcus only social interaction
>see r9k omegle meet up
>go on it
>meet Qt3.14
>we talk about a bunch of shit
>we get eachothers names
>me stupid beta dont ask for sjype or kik
>she leaves because mother in room
>we meet up again and wee keep talking
>still dont ask for skype or kik
>we talk about how were into each other
>she calls me daddy
>iminlovejpg
>omegle starts playing up and i get kicked dissocnnecting from server
>Cant go back on interests because omegle is stupid servers
>shes most likely gone

I will never see shelby the asian beauty again
cheer me up

Shit so you got sales and you're in khandallah?

This might be quite fortuitous, I'm in wadestown

Its a 35min walk from the cbd nigger stfu


Nah you're right. Delusions of grandeur tho.

No problem - probably 20 mins away? all good with you?