/cum/ Canada USA Mexico

Official /cum/ show edition

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Megas XLR is mecha kino

I just liked Ray Wise as President tbqh

did you watch our buy PJW's latest video about sweden?

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KotH is /our show/

it always looked like

Watched We are the Millers, pretty funny movie

Fact.

What is it with Canadians and browsing Reddit?

Twitter tier posts by Sweden.
Schizophrenia tier posts by India.

Not off to a good start!

>it wasn't produced in all three /cum/ countries
>our show

>made in america
>all american main character
>frequent trips to Mexico, many hispanics are mainstays in the show
>canadian neighbors appear at one time
>appeals to the people that could live in small towns or out in the prairies away from the big cities

its LITERALLY /cum/

Am I balding buds?

This is a /cum/ thread only why don't y'all gtfo.

>one time

KotH can appeal flawlessly to basically any average Joe in Canada as well as it does the US. Not sure if it works the same in Mexico.

can't tell. Some people have hairlines from birth and it stays like that forever. Just take monthly pics and compare them.

Hard to say, it starts in the area above the temple. Compare it with old photos.

fuck off racist

Never really paid any attention to it so I cant compare it to the past
Just started watching balding jewtube vids and now I'm spooked

thanks for W

Since a week there's currently Nevada related is mentioned, while I'm thinking of visiting it again. Sometimes the coincidences are strange.

Best way to start balding is to start stressing out about going bald my dude.

you're just paranoid as a result of the videos. Even if you were it's not like waiting a few months does irreparable damage. There's treatments and they work if you really want to do something about it, and bald dudes get by just fine.

Just chill

Uh...guys???

That's how it always is, bud. In movies, TV, games, etc. You come to accept it.

>Playing Battlefield 1
>Entire Campaign segment about a pilot
>Says he's Canadian at the start
>Expect to get a Red Baron fight since he was shot down by a Canadian pilot
>No Red Baron
>Turns out he was just an American who was lying about everything

>World War 1 also has Vimy Ridge and the Ypres/Passchendaele battles
>Huge Canadian centric battles which saw the first western front line use of gas, as well as the Normandy tier Onslaught of Vimy Ridge, SURELY this will be part of the DLC or something, Vimy was 100 years ago in April, it's a perfect fit.
>All DLC announced
>Ypres, Passchendaele and Vimy not mentioned at all

Look at old photos from when you are 16-20, surely you have some...

Start tugging on it vigorously nightly.
Never looked into the science, but I buy it.

>Since a week there's currently Nevada related is mentioned, while I'm thinking of visiting it again

come again?

it's time

KEEP SWIPING

fuck, I butchered this sentence. What I meant was, I've been thinking about visiting Nevada and California again next spring. Since a week or two there are a lot of situations were Nevada is somehow mentioned, eventhough it's relatively irrelevant for germans and never mentioned in the media etc.

>do much better with vapeman pics as my tinder profile than pics of me
Not sure what to make of this

try *vapes at you*

I did kek
*seductively vapes at you*

why are they all huge

>those girls
Yeah I'm not sure what to make of it either.

go for it, the states beautiful in spring with everything blooming. But the weather sucks here, its already getting into the low 80's and its only march

It's more than I get with real pics of me

>all fatties
Anyone here had relationships with fat chicks? Is it worth going for?

>red baron
>shot down by a canadian pilot

he caught MG ground fire to the chest, landed his plane and died.

British RAF have maintained for a century that he was shot down by Roy Brown.

Jewish lies

sizden nefret ediyorum

Those pesky Jews...

>Dale "Guns don't kill people, the GOVERNMENT does!" Gribble is Mexican and not American

how can you honestly think anyone represents america better than hank

I've been hoping for that it would be like this, all the national parks will be great I think. 80 Fahrenheit is warm, but I should be able to deal with it. As long as it's not like 86 I should be fine, because I wanted to hike on the mist trail in yosemite, but I'm nervous, I never traveled alone before and I haven't planed so far. My back hurts atm so I don't know if I'd be able to walk up the trail with a heavy back pack.

because he's white

>go out to dinner with sister and mother
>sister has somehow figured out that i've become a fedora tipping devil worshipper
>hints at it while we're talking about religion or something during dinner
>mom asks me if i'm an atheist
>say that i just don't care anymore
>we don't end up in a huge fight
Feels good having a chill family buds

No.

They give absolutely fucking out of this universe head (All of them, I don't know why. It's like body fat makes you amazing at sucking dick) but in general they tend to be clingy or super emotional, and outside the blowjobs the sex is horrid and gross.

but so's dale

Surprise her later telling her you've rediscovered religion - Islam.

Maybe I could drive down there. I dont think Ive visited Yosemite before

She still probably wouldn't care. My sister claims to be a filthy c*th*l*c, although I don't think she's ever confessed or been to mass regularly

>being an atheist
I remember being 15

>giving credit to the Aussies
What kind of Canadian are you? We killed him fair and square, we even got his chair to prove it.

>She still probably wouldn't care.
Tell your mom I think she's boring.

Me neither, I wanted to but for some reason we didn't manage to see it. It looks incredible though and as I'm at a point were I just waste my life I might aswell go out and see something I want to see, that would be better than blogging and bitching about my life here.

Too bad. The last girl who seemed interested was kinda fat but I didn't go for it.

>being theist
I remember being 5

Go for at least a blowjob, man. Seriously I can't even describe how good they are at it. Everyone needs to try at least one.

>falling for the fedora memes

I'm not an atheist, at least I don't think so. I don't know what I am, and I don't really care too much

how do you use tinder if you have a hard time saying no and a fatty talks to you

Blowjobs are generally the best shit ever period. But obviously if you get a chick who can, in one short breath, suck down the filling from a cannoli and swallow it whole you know she has been, inadvertently, training herself for this.

youtube.com/watch?v=y2B_WVcIGAY
dripped up atm buds

2bh I've never really enjoyed blowjobs that much buds.

Something wrong with me or the girls?

>lil kek

Anyone have any experience volunteering at an animal shelter?

the girls. Sucking dick is like any skill, it needs coaching and practice.

you are joking right?

something wrong with you 2bh

made some new OC

I bet you'd get a ton of pussy (lol cats XD. I mean women) for it.

no why do you ask

Really?
I like cats a lot
Girls...I'm not good with them, at all

yeah bro pretty sure we would've understood where you were going with that joke jesus fucking christ

Could be a little bit of both. Maybe you just need a girl who will...

grapefruit you:
youtu.be/hdHZ5hp45Fc

youtube.com/watch?v=bYVR59Z4Lsk
do NOT bully lil keke

business idea: ban redditflag users

>tfw you coulda been fucking a grapefruit all these years

What's a good go-to line for tinder thots?

In all seriousness is there any reason an American should learn any Asian language except Japanese? Unless there job required it.

There's no reason to learn Japanese either you friggin weeb

I wasnt telling a joke, I was trying to deflect faggots that would go YEAH LOL CATS, PUSSY, GET IT???

Yeah, it's an altruistic and compassionate thing, my dude. Not going to get you 100% laid, but it will definitely reflect well on you in the eyes of women.

customize it for their profile, or name or something. Find something in one of their pictures and poke fun at it. Tinder and online dating in general is mostly shit, though. You can get lays, but it's so much more frequently effective if you approach in real life.

Mandarin Chinese has like a billion speakers that generally don't know anything outside of Chinese. It gives you access to a lot of people if you're interested in that.

I would hope you could remember yesterday.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>KOTH is our show
>not TPB

rick and morty is our official show

wrong
correct

RVH begins

What would be the best state in the United States for me?


I am looking for a state that is warm all year round.


where not used for anything the DTS (Daylight saving time)


A state where soccer is a very popular sport among people.


And that it be a very religious state.

>rick and morty
the fucking best show

Reasons to learn any language:
>You want something to do with your spare time/you need a hobby which is intellectually stimulating
>You want to have fun
>You want to suffer
>You want to travel to/work in/live in/go to school in $NATION
>You have friends/relatives/lovers who speak $LANGUAGE
>You want to improve your CV
>You want to become a more well-rounded individual
>You want to waste 6 months fruitlessly following a dead-end aspiration to finally give up and let it go to nothing

And many, many more.

>soccer is popular
none
>religious and warm
the south

>soccer is a very popular sport among people.
We're talking about the USA still?

And our only states without DST are arizona and hawaii.