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Religion of peace edition

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chebs

>8 gimmicks early
terminate yourself

*takes your toothbrush*

Just got back from Kong Skull Island lads. The cinema was empty so I recorded the whole thing on my phone. Only 8 GB

madman

Was it Kino?

those tits look horribly floppy, bet if she took that top off they'd hang down at her sides, nipples pointing at the floor

SOME

Legitimately had some really nice shots

just torrented Kong but matey recording must've been a fucking heffer because he's huffing and puffing through the whole thing, poor lad

BODY ONCE TOLD ME

Why is Ray and Robert's mother such a sociopath? She's borderline psychotic.

>cgi
>nice

How are they transporting him on such fragile looking wires across the ocean?

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i used to like the big bang theory before Sup Forums convinced me it was shit

I need to know what 6279 is 2bh

I'm dating a black woman. AMA

CGI can and regularly does look good in the year of our lord 2017
The idea of taking him off the island is never even mentioned, it's all about survival

ah yes, the ol' replying to the wrong post gimmick, a classic

Sudanese?
Traditional?
Abo?
How abo?

African. I believe she's Nigerian

bloody tories broke the rules

this government is literally illegal and unelected

just emailed the MPAA. good luck in court.

My impression is that they broke the rules of political common sense. Who the fuck holds a referendum that they can't afford to lose?

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Really makes you think

sameish, I laiughed at a few episodes, had planned on watching more of it then the autistic screeching here pointed out why it isn't funny and I should feel bad for ever thinking it was. Thanks guys for saving me from enjoying anything.

is australia a country or a dominion

it's a penal colony

ive got a penal colony in ur mum

someone who puts winning an election ahead of economy and security

at least I have a mum

Good post

*ahem* akshooally, we are an independent state with separate institutions with a shared monarch. All of this was clearly established by... a series of acts... of the British... Parliament. Fuck.

reee they moved my tabs

brexit will go fine

we're best friends now

Bet Dave is smiling with the biggest, smuggest grin on his face and muttering "At least they've forgotten the riots"

bollocks are absolutely rancid

convinced its to do with shitting

if i go a day without having a shit, bollocks are fine smell neutral

go for a shit: 0 to utterly fucking rank in about an hour

before you say something like "learn to wipe you grotty cunt" then fuck right off

thats not the problem, just fucking shitting in general. ill say it right now:

i hate shitting

The only one.

learn to put out your unused cum

actually read it all. surprisingly interesting.

hmm, yes, really makes you th
*sends you a dick a pic*

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I thought people only bashed movies they hadn't seen on Sup Forums

phwoar

is it weird if i go to the cinema by myself? asking for friend.

in school english literature used to be my best subject

ha not any more my dudes

>his kinoplex hasn't got a no singles policy
grim

I went with my mum last week because I didn't want to go alone

I've seen it. It is enjoyable when watching it, but the more days go by afterwards, the more it feels disappointing.

it's actually a commonwealth
also they're imperialist cunts who need to be stopped

If you can sneak past the cinema wardens without a girl by your side I'd say you've earned it, just make sure to tell them your gf is in the toilet if someone asks for proof of partner halfway through

realized the same when i raided in WoW with an aussie guild

you really are rude cunts

You better shut the fuck up mate or we won't let you live in Antarctica when It happens

You're first to go when Australia mutinies against Britain

i'll just live in british antarctic territory its alri

I don't get why they don't let people in on their own? are they worried about weirdos wanking in the cinema or something?

We had Papua New Guinea until the 70s, wish we hadn't let that go. Gave a bigger presence on maps

take a couple of light bags so it looks like you are travelling and you've decided to watch a movie before your next train

>no singles policy
is that actually a thing? never tried going by myself.

Yeah it's weird.
If you go when the theatre isn't full and you pick a suboptimal seat, then probably no one will give you any trouble.

got my ear pierced today lads

>british antarctic territory
lmao, enjoy the South Americans

Good, now people can tell you're a faggot on sight

>argies claiming our shit as usual

How many time have you got your anus pierced you fucking fagget? Fagget?

*forms an 'O' shape with both my hands to either side of my mouth*
pooooooOOOOOOOFTEEEEEERRRR

who stole that segment of Antarctica in between theirs

Fucking French cunts
a-a-aaarrooooooooooooo

the FRENCH

>north hemisphere countries trying to claim

the height of arrogance desu
stick to your arctic circle

We got our claim from the Brits in the '30s :^)

why not just give overlapping countries part of the unclaimed section.

simple

it was the left side (not gay)

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i don't understand why they need to do it radially . i'd claim a circle in the middle so i have to trounce through everyone's territory to get home

>yank accent
Shan't, just simply shan't

Your side is always the gay side

guess what bender, that's your right side to everyone else

what island do they have down there

theres a small dog on the lawn outside and as mad as it sounds, i swear its only got two legs. but i dont know whats weirder, just the two legs or the sort of webbed feet its got

Are better than you, what about it?Both sides are gay

out and about giving the big'un in my puppy onesie lads OI OI hahaha

The frogs actually have a claim to the Falklands 2bh. They landed there before us.

HAHAHA LOL POO POO XDD FUCK I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE THE CRIPPLING DEPRESSION IS EATING MY OSUL I JUST WANT TO DIE NOW PLEASE FUCKING GIKK MEE AAAAA

wrong side tho

has it got wings and a beak lad?

Doesn't matter user, just love it. Doggos need love. This is my doggo. I may play the asshole here but truth is, I'm sensitive.

hmmm
*lifts monocle to my left eye*
yesss... quite.......

sounds like a duck

Bums to the wall lads, French bender inbound.

Reckon I could drop your runtish dog with one kick no problem

reckon i could my fist in my ass

Have at it. We gave you the codes so you maniacs didn't nuke the Argentinians. We've got all the EEZ we need.

aye its turned around now and can see the beak, its defo a type of water bird

True. I think they were just trying to shitpost the convicts pre-internet.

Reckon I could drop you before you got my doggo you brit conscript piece of shit.

Uk owns Argentina?

>b-brexit will k-kill the country everyone
>f-fuck old people
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