>19 >female >ugly >no life >small hands >small feet >virgin >never had bf >live like a hermit >constantly play video games >(mostly overwatch..) >depressed >suicidal >thoughts of impending doom loom over my had constantly >just want to make friends >bored >apathetic >feel so alone..
I just need a friend...sigh..
I would give out skype but everytime I do ppl pretend to be my friend and then flash there cock and balls at me..
If anyone wants you can add my battletag if you want and we can play overwatch..
pic with timestamp so we can see if you're really ugly
Angel Hughes
>2/25/16
Justin Baker
:( it's gonna be OK
Lincoln Nelson
timestamp and THEN we'll talk also, timestamp your face not boobs, we want to see how ugly you are
Noah Bell
From what I can see in the pic, your not unattractive at all... Face pic?
Luis Gutierrez
tits or GTFO. Nobody follows the rules anymore and it pisses me off.
Camden Campbell
>post literally any image of any random female >type "femanon here" >wait 0.03 seconds >290 lonely, gullible spergs appear and spend the next 45 minutes screaming for tits, timestamps and sharpies in poopers
WORKS EVERY TIME
Jack Flores
>I WILL SIT IN THIS THREAD FOR THE NEXT HOUR >SCREAMING FOR A TIMESTAMP THAT PROVES I'M NOT BEING TROLLED >TO SHOW HOW I WILL NOT BE TROLLED
You wait here and keep begging, son.
Matthew Davis
if not ugly i post dick pic
Alexander Cook
...
Evan Collins
Not really, no timestamp and i just leave.
Nathan Bennett
why not post it anyway user
Tyler Lopez
I don't use Skype, but you are more than welcome to add me on Kik!
imloganhi
Kevin Turner
Shit just invite a guy over to play video games. At least 1/10 is bound to come over. Play or Fuck. Either way. If you invite him more you'll have a hook for either a bf or for more friends. It's not hard.
Also, post tits
Julian Davis
show your face. i bet you're pretty
Jace Jenkins
>timestamped one year ago today >"Android_msg_....jpg This thread's a little suspicious and I think OP may be replying to themselves a little Also why fish for beta orbiters on Sup Forums of all places. Just show tiddy or go
Hudson Butler
Well first off you don't look unattractive at all. From the looks of it you're a redhead and let's just say I have a thing for redheads heh..uhh anyways if you want we can play overwatch together I'm kind of a high level (platinum tier lol) I can give you some pointers or tips lol.
anyways I added you to battlenet, I also play hearthstone. I have alot of duplicate cards also Im rly good at deck building. anyways I added you talk to you seen muuah xoxoxo
also if you want you can add my battletag in case something happens and we lose contact lol
Kidphuker#1654
Adam Cox
I would talk to you but I don't speak english
Jayden Butler
STAY HERE AND KEEP SCREAMING FOR TITS ITLL BE TIME WELL SPENT FOR SURE
Gavin Barnes
ugh..
Cameron Carter
faggot
Carson Nguyen
pls stop
Charles Murphy
the timestamp is wrong faggot
Jayden Morris
okay everyone, sorry to break it to you, but....... OP is actually a guy fishing for betas
sage thread
Jeremiah Cruz
neck yourself faggot
Cooper Walker
THATS SOME REAL NICE DETECTIVE WORK SON
Samuel Green
I love small hand it makes my cock look bigger
Nolan Moore
...
Isaac Ortiz
...
Kayden Martin
>Kidphuker#1654
Eli Morales
never seen this pasta before please don't be real
Connor Gonzalez
I also want to die , we have so many great things in common.
Lincoln Hernandez
Missed that.
Cooper Diaz
nice name nigger
Aaron Flores
a simple search on overbuff shows this is probably legit
Thomas Russell
>Sup Forums me >16 >not had GF before >One day when sitting at back of class wrecking some n00bz on game of war:fire age as the legend 27 >bell rings >girl approaches >"shit it's senpai" >she ask me to help her with something >im too nervous to talk >do a naruto run down the hall to eat lunch >sits down and opens lunch bag >mom made me spaghetti >senpai chased me down the hall she comes in, boobs bouncing >she sit next to me >i had a mouth full of spaghetti in my mouth >immediately spit it out all other her >all of a sudden my arch nemesis shows up. >"John-kun" i shout >"oops there goes gravity" he says > i fly up towrds the celing > we fight in the air > it was awsome. >I threw hid down to the ground his back broke >success.jpg >then i snap back to reality and realise i had been staring at her spaghetti covered tits for the past minute
Jonathan Watson
2 25 *16*
have you been planning this fucking post for a year? is it going as you expected?
Christopher Wood
fucking gr8
Jaxon Campbell
added cuz you sound like a bro
Josiah Thompson
alright man ya got me
added friendo
Nathan Martinez
i think i played with you before
Hunter Cruz
All of these faggots don't realize it's a crossdress/tranny that wishes it was a girl.
Joseph Long
...
Landon Morales
>mostly overwatch >level 39 >wrong timestamp
are you even trying
Ian Cox
girls are supposed to have small feet, it's hotter. Just lose weight fatty it's so easy to get a guy as a girl, you literally just have to not stuff your face, that's it. If you are skinny you are ahead of 90% of all other girls, you don't even need muscles.
Thomas Bell
...
Eli Hill
nice name dudebro
Kevin Russell
Please show us your hymen. It's my fetish.
Jordan Thomas
how did you get a name like that?
has no one reported you?
Bentley Johnson
the battlenet community is filled with soft bitch made leftist faggots so I can see your account getting nuked bud, be careful
Benjamin Robinson
Hey, we have chill group of scotland cunts on discord. Don't have to be scottish, we play overwatch all the time and other stuff too. Friendly bunch lots of laughter
Women are so retarded. They literally think being short and having small hands and feet makes them unattractive to men because they prefer men who are tall and have robust hands and feet.
