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How can we make a Flat Earth movie to redpill people?

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Would be funny if it was the twist.

>Idris Elba as a NASA employee
>he finds out the Flat truth
>decides to tell everyone
>secret agents go after him
>he dies but ends up sending the world a message

I'd like to make a mystery/conspiracy movie where the earth being flat is the huge secret, but all the characters are confused as to why that matters at all.

why would they cover up a flat earth??? its either flat or its not (its not)...why the conspiracy ?

>why would they keep us dumb and in the dark

>Let's make up an elaborate lie about the earth not being flat so we can make up a reason to spend a small amount of money on space exploration
>this is necessary because for some reason space exploration would not be necessary if the earth were flat
>also we certainly just couldn't claim that that money is going towards something else, it's much easier to come up with this giant ruse about the shape of the planet

Man that's a really complicated plan for very little pay off

Is it just a coincidence that no flat-earther has ever flown in a plane?

>president nixon can't bug a hotel without someone blabbing
>president clinton can't get a blowjob in the oval office without someone blabbing
>general patreus, director of the FBI, can't have an affair without someone blabbing

>a multi billion dollar operation to fake space exploration, which involves tens of thousands of engineers, electricians, construction workers, politicians, and scientists, all of whom chose to compromise their moral code instead of breaking the story of the century.
mhmm

>people have been promoting the lie of a spherical Earth for 2000 years
>just so NASA can get 0.1% of the US budget for 50 years
gotta hand it to NASA, they've been playing the long game

>which involves tens of thousands of engineers, electricians, construction workers, politicians, and scientists

Don't forget of competing nations that have opposing interests all being in on this scam for one nation's space agency.

its like with the landing on the moon conspiracy.
we have 2 countries trying to get there first USA and ZSRR. USA gets there first or do they fake it?
Lets think about it for a second. Would all scientists and KGB let the USA fake it or would they want to be the winner of the race to the moon?
I guess now we have smarter people in america that can prove it was all fake and ZSRR was too stupid to notice

same with flat earth, no respectable scientist in any country will tell that earth is flat
but in america there is something called youtube where you can put any kind of video that will be taken seriously by uneducated fools with pulling out of the ass evidence and skipping inconvinient ones that prove the earth is not flat

>Would all scientists and KGB let the USA fake it or would they want to be the winner of the race to the moon?

Are you retarded? They said it was fake, but they couldn't prove it. And no one believed them because of the USA propaganda

it would be easy to prove if it was fake, they said it was fake beause they had to you mongloid

The moon-landing thing had a bit more credence as far as conspiracy theories go, in the sense that - when it was big - the US and USSR were butting heads and it made sense to consider the possibility the US faked it to get a one-up on the gommies. It was still preposterous, but you can see the logic behind it on a political level.

The flat earth thing doesn't even have that to fall back on because there's no conceivable reason anyone would fake the shape of the planet for centuries on end. Like, there's no political motivation, no monetary incentive, you'd have to assume the conspiracy's been going on over the course of the rise and fall of several major western world powers, etc. It doesn't work no matter how hard you try. The reptilian conspiracy is objectively more legit and reasonable.

>be flat earther
>fly plane
>fall off the edge of the earth

Seriously do you think before you post?

The more I read about the flat earth the more it makes sense.

Oy Vey! we told you the thing is round so stop questioning! just accept the round earth little goyim!

how does gravity work if the planet is flat

The only people more retarded than flat earthers are people who argue with them.
Stop giving them attention. You're getting trolled to the max.

how does gravity work if the earth is spinning at hundreds of thousands of miles an hour

take a tennis ball and soak it in water and throw it in the air so it spins. You are the drops of water standing on earth.

Flat Earth has gravity due to buoyancy. Buoyancy is something unexplained by scientists and round earthers. Why would a rock float to the bottom of water. Why does water float on top of rocks. Why does a bubble float up to the top of water instead of being pulled down to the bottom of the ocean.

Why don't flat eathers just go film the edge of the earth?

>take a tennis ball and soak it in water and throw it in the air so it spins
spin it once a day and see how fast the water flies off

>christina hendricks is just your average space scientist
>until one day she accidentally discovers the earth flat
>she wants to spread the truth but is discovered and captured by the Z.O.G.™
>two and a half hours of interrogation follow with scaling sexual undertones that culminate in a 30 minute sex scene.

directed by zack snyder

Again?

The world just isn't ready for this level of kino, you're playing with fire user

That's just coastline, what about the actual end of the earth where it's all space and shit?

Beautiful, would fund.

a day to us is 24 hours. A day to a fly is a life time. They see us move in complete slow motion. If you were the size of the Earth, you would be spinning thousands of times every time you experienced '24 hours'.

>how do lenses work

OPs pic literally has a photoshopped guy with a boom Mic and they've put a satellite over the top - tin foil weirdos- are you even trying?

>If you were the size of the Earth
But we're not? Making up these hypothetical statements sure is interesting for conversation sake but it doesn't really add anything to your point.

...That's just a wide angle lens.

If the earth is flat why cant I see mount Everest?

Checkmate faggots!

This post is such stupidity yet I feel like answering some things.
>how does gravity work
All mass in the universe exerts gravity. All of it. Even you. Bigger things exert more gravity. You just happen to be standing on a very big thing that exerts a very big gravitational pull. But not too much or you wouldn't even be able to stand.
>the earth is spinning at hundreds of thousands of miles an hour
The earth is roughly 24,000 miles in circumference at the equator. A day is roughly 24 hours. Thus it can be concluded that the earth spins at roughly 1000 miles per hour.
>take a tennis ball and soak it in water and throw it in the air so it spins. You are the drops of water standing on earth.
False equivalency. The surface tension of water to a fast moving tennis ball's centrifugal force is not equivalent to the mass of the earth maintaining its grip on infinitesimally small objects compared to it.
>Flat Earth has gravity due to buoyancy.
Buoyancy is the principle by which things float by displacing their own mass in the medium in which it is put. Just what are we displacing to make us stay in place?

This is the most idiotic thing you've said.
>Why would a rock float to the bottom of water.
Because it's more dense than water. The displacement of its volume less than its own mass, thus is displaces all the water out of its way until it reaches a more dense medium: the bottom.
>Why does water float on top of rocks.
>Why does a bubble float up to the top of water instead of being pulled down to the bottom of the ocean.
Because the bubble is much less dense and doesn't displace enough water out of the way to sink.

They're scared to look down and see the elephants and the turtle

Our eyes have round lens, so we see everything rounded, that's why things disappear after a distance and why the earth might seem round

No, you see. You can't trust anything done by any organization or group unless you were there witnessing it happen. All that research, technologies and theories done by scientists over hundreds of years, doesn't matter because they fake it.

Obviously, flat-earth believers and their researchers are the only ones that are right. The research and theories they do should obviously be trusted and obviously can't be faked..

If the Earth were flat, there would be no horizon and you could always see the sun. Only half the sky would be map-able.

Earth is actually a giant turtle with moss on it's back. Wake up man.

In the Flat Earth Theory, the sun isn't a star but a mass of gas or some shit like that. Its hard to keep track of their bullshit to be honest.

>he thinks the USA and USSR were enemies

found the civilian

>why does a bubble float up to the top of the water
Poe's Law. I can't understand how you wouldn't think on that question for two fucking seconds and come to the correct scientific answer before posting onto a South Korean wrestling enthusiasts board. Please, please buy and read a 5th grade science textbook

but how can the earth be real if our eyes arent real?

shit. if only we were capable of traveling up, then we could see what lays beyond.

>Poe's Law
>Law of Gravity
>Bouyancy
>Density

Here guys, just saved you waiting on his response.

if the Earth is round then how come you can stand at lake michigan and see chicago sky scrapers despite them supposedly being on a different side of the earth or 'round the bend'

how come you can stand hundreds of miles away and see the bottom and top of the burj khalifa despite the tower being on an other side of the earth?

>people asking seriously simple science questions they should have learned in 4th grade

Why does this not surprise me?

>be 15th century scientist
>try to prove Earth is round
>get persecuted
>today your legacy lives on in retards trying to prove the opposite

but the sun IS a mass of gas

hahahahahha

They knew the earth is round since BC times

See
Stop being a fag who thinks the church is evil because of "muh scientist persecution" A lot of those "scientists" were heretical fucks.

>But in America there is youtube

that's just flat out wrong

Please. Scientists are not lying about the Earth being flat.

They are lying and covering up the fact that Earth is totally expanding and that geology and the fossil record clearly shows this.

youtube.com/watch?v=oJfBSc6e7QQ

Nope. Hollow Earth is the real conspiracy. Expanding earth is MKultra mind control to hide the truth.

>heretical
Ah, yes. The "problematic" of the olden times.

Well, if you are looking at Earth in the 4th dimension, it is flat.

You're not thinking 4th intentionally.

Obviously some ancient alien God lives on the side of the earth and therefore all world governments try to cover it up

Why do you think the Earth is expanding? It's because the power Vril energy in the Earth. That is why the Nazis tried tapping into it!

Flat Earth is best Earth.
Flat is always better.

>round earth theory starts to gain ground in the XV century
>Da Vinci invented airplanes in 1486

Really makes you think

All these flat-earthers are heretics. The scripture clearly states that earth is a square. Stop lying and claiming its a circle. You are only aiding the satanic globe-head agenda.

Nope, you're thinking of Galileo who said the Earth goes 'round the Sun and not the other way around. Earth being round was popular since Roman times.

this dude basically has the truths and you fags are all buying into the disinfo

>Roman

You mean Hellenic.

Probably, but I heard it was not as popular at the time.

Lake Michigan is only 100 miles wide.
The earth curves approximately 8 inches per mile. So that means over 100 miles, there is a 75 foot difference. And, as Chicago is 30 feet lower in elevation than St. Joseph, Michigan, on the opposite side of the lake, it's entirely feasible to see the skyscrapers.

checkmate round-earthers

just make it like Capricorn One, or any dan brown book, or fucking any film about a consipracy

ie just have agents chasing someone around for an hour trying to keep a lid on the 'secret'

I'd really see a flat-earth comedy played mostly straight, but it would be full of "wink wink we are silly" and "it's an allegory for republicans" anyway

They already made a conspiracy movie similar to this but it was about a fake mars landing. Really good if you haven't seen it

But just for the fun of it, I'd love to see a flat earth movie where someone tries to journey to the outer ring of the earth (antarctica) while being shot at by battleships.

Yeah make it like Capricorn One where a group of Astronauts are sent up to space but then they realize they never left Earth's atmosphere and all the windows are big screens transferring fake images of a far away circle Earth.

Apparently this is another theory: there is no actual edge but just miles and miles of snow once you leave the earth.

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>NASA budget - 19 billion

What the fuck, I thought NASA shut down because the country couldn't afford it anymore. Or did the goverment get angry that a fucking energy drink company got more acclaim than what NASA has done since the moon landing

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this just proves that the earth is cylindrical

In the year 1543, the Pope teamed up with Copernicus, the Church of England, and Aristotle (who, inconveniently, had died in 322 B.C.) to convince unsuspecting Europeans that, despite the Earth’s obvious flatness, it’s actually a sphere, and that the sun is the center of the universe. In the years since, the Catholics, Jews, and bankers have guarded the secret of the flat Earth. And with the birth of the space age, NASA (basically a joint project between the Freemasons and the Nazis) got involved to continue to spread the lie of a round earth

>mfw I realize we are on the surface of Rama.

this image is photoshopped, you can always see the bottom of sky scrapers if its possible to see the top. There is no fucking way you expect me to believe there is a big wave of water 100metre tall between 39 miles.

Where is the end of the ocean dumbass? Not just where a land mass stops.

to further clarify I can stand in Ireland and see the beaches and cottage houses at 0m sea level when looking at Britain across the sea which is more than 39 miles. According to the gif, there should be a 200 metre wave floating between Ireland and Britain which there isn't, you can sea the sandy beaches.

If the earth is round why don't planes fly straight out into space?

>yuropoors think America doesn't have youtube

notice that the hollow earth theory was "discredited" around the same time the Rothschilds came to power in britain

why would it be easy to prove?

>this image is photoshopped
nope seen many on youtube do this experiment

Also because it makes no fucking sense but yeah, let's focus on that.

because gravity keeps pushing the planes down when they reach a certain height or something

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If you have a good telescope you can see a whole city miles and miles out

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Nigger that's less than 1% of the total federal budget.

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There is a mountain under the lake that pushes the water up

Next question?

It actually makes a lot more sense than the flat earth theory.

I know that inter dimensional beings exist. That is why we get ghosts, aliens, shapeshifters etc. All ancient religions speak of these beings so idk why you people keep denying they exist (muh mainstream science says so despite all the eye witness evidence, all the religious similarities).

Whether they come from inside the earth or from another dimension entirely.

Good book desu.