Blue team obtains bananas. +1 to food.
New team requires trips.
A blue member commits suicide. -1 Population
Blue builds housing, and begins work on roads.
Red begins work on castle. Resources -2
Red is starving, loses population. Continued from
Blue team obtains bananas. +1 to food.
New team requires trips.
A blue member commits suicide. -1 Population
Blue builds housing, and begins work on roads.
Red begins work on castle. Resources -2
Red is starving, loses population. Continued from
first
Um OP, you took away from blue pop when they had 3 food. why not kill some reds now then?
Are you trying to let one team win?
you ignored some gets OP
also rolling for red to science for new means of nutrition
blue gets lights from last thread deliver op
Roll
Waifu and red pop died. (Sorry if I don't know how waifs's fucking work and if they're real or not)
roll for wolf attack again
DRAW THE FUCKING sHOES ON THE BLUE PEOPLE YTOU FUCKING FAGGOT
IT WAS TRIPS ATELAST MAKE THJEM LOOK NICE
Reroll
rolling
A laser rifle wielding banana man emerges from a recently crashed space ship. He shoots three of the reds dead and takes refuge with the blue team.
ok thanks. Just trying to have a fun game. thanks for being consistant
if dubs op gets one congrats
roll for timbs
rollerino
reroll
also winrar do it
can thread confirm that trips equal d&d crits ITT?
rolling
red lives matter
Roll to permanently disregard caps-lock and barking commands at OP.
Red take their AR15 and hunt for some big game, like mammoths and shit.
An orange appears and joins the red team
this
also blue electrifies outer wall
Blues start building a lumber mill
roll to save caps-lock and barking commands from being disregarded forever
Rerolls
this again
roll for electric fence and grow lights for farming.
blue invents radio
Red team prays for a miracle to end their hunger
rerolling just to prove that faggot red team supporters are chosen to fail by kek.god
reds gun jams and backfires killing the person
a new cyrobullshit is discovered, with dead corpses.
evens:red
odds: blue
rroll
Red wins
reroll
reroll
blue kidnap two reds to breed as slaves
rerolling his reroll because he likes dick
winrar
also roll
Rohl
blue converts one red with superior culture and magnificent shoes.
reroll
Reds adopt the hog's manner of foraging as a means to find food. Subsistence from roots and ground varmints gives them a new avenue for food. They develop tusks and piglike snouts to adjust to this new way of living.
the miracle is some reds die so they need less food.
rerolling your reroll, laughing at how you fail to get basic survivalist tasks working in your team
blue repair walls with stone
roll
roll for slaves
hey we got 52s
you were like a brother to me anakin
this, also blue repairs the burned section with a guard house.
blue have enormous big dicks
gets thus far, for apparently blind OP
also rolling for wolf attack again
red and blue are the tf2 mercenaries
give this man his wolves
also blue can get enough food from the canoe to feed 10 people.
Red buys another pig, the pigs start reproducing.
...
winrar
additional get left out from apparently blind user
9/11 happens
blue gives a fish caught by the canoe to red, in exchange for one woman sex slave
roll for both teams to build sniper towers
Wolves. The forest is dark and full of terrors.
Roll
rolling
red build a giant cool mech with a laser shooting minigun and and super power fist, the mech has a jetpack on his back and can activate a plasma shield
Start purple team
horse fucks pig
blue builds global shoe conglomerate and use money to influence red election. red leader now blue agent
wow
roll for the food/sex slave trade
it becomes summer
winrar!
reroll
Winrar!!! New team
this
roll
user got his wolves
also ultraget
and roll
rip op
satan comes
op delivers
WEEK 6(?)
Blue's awesome invisible shoes are now visible. Good job idiot, you had invisible shoes ffs.
Red doesn't know how to use gun, kills self. -1 Pop
Pigs reproduce like crazy, red +3 food.
Blue converts a red to join their cause. +1 Pop
Red's castle is complete. They no longer have any resources. Blue eats the rest of their bananas.
Suddenly a sexy, uncut elf appears from the forest.
If dubs he yells say nigger loud as fuck at a red girl and she runs off never to be seem or heard from again
If trips he invites 4 of his sexy elf friends to the party
If quads green team wins.
Reroll are valid for these events if they have respective digits.
everybody roll this
roll
Red zurg rushes blue!
Roollll
>invisible shoes
.>9.1 gigakeks
Dubs: One red charges the blues without alerting the other reds and is outnumbered and killed
Trips: Donald Trump appears and helps the blues rebuild their wall, under his leadership blue stockpiles are boosted by 10 of each resource, orgy to celebrate
Quads: Same as trips but trump brings a fully functional tank
rolling for reds to kidnap blue maiden and lock away in castle
Rerolling for the elves
roll
blue team dyes their shoes red
red team gets AIDS
God smites the red team's castle.
reroll but instead of trump it's barry b benson
Fucking roll nigger
new yellow team appears
where the fuck is the electricity for blue?
blue team gets super-aids
roll