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Hello, please upload a smaller size, thanks

Seriously considering a 'cide 2bh

doing a

Do it

What is you average torrent downloading speed?

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rah

@72360263
Give me a (You) and i will tell you

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Thanks, heres a (You)

I download so slowly it's considered upload

having a good hair day

good morning /brit/

i'm going to bed soon

900-1300KB/s

Just be thankful you're not Dutch and having a no hair day aha x

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Bit hungover

think i'm getting burqua fetish. other day i even mistook a girl's long hair for burqua and the hairclip as face, thinking she was a moonwalking muslim

adam nonceson btfo again

had a dream that i was at a house party, and then i saw sophie turner
she started flirting, then we sat down and started kissing in the middle of a packed living room
then diego maradona walked in the room and some lad said "HEY" and he flinched hard
then the lad said "DIEGO" and he flinched again
i started howling with laughter then diego turned to the guy he came in with and said "FATSO, KILL HIM"
then some fat bastard who looked exectly like the bloke from smashmouth stabbed me repeatedly in the throat, then i woke up

thank you for listening x

>gott strafe England
>punching Scotland

lol silly krauts

No Rasheed rape is wrong, even on mudshits.

Was watching a Paoli DiCanio special and one of the highlights was an Adam Johnson goal. Had a good chuckle.

Don't be so harsh, Germans are special people.

Kek was it Maradona in his prime or coked up old man Maradona?

Might enrol into hogwarts

the latter

only those public school poshos get accepted into that

They have a "no Irish" policy.

Why is the thread so slow?

11am on a Thursday you cretin

REMINDER
Keep a dream diary if you want to become a lucid dream master like myself

rorkes btfo

He wasn't supposed to reveal our true form to the Aryans yet.

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>Asian invasion
Huh how subtle.

Could literally HEEM any Brit's internet speed without even breaking a sweat.

I think I might be gay tbqh desu
for reasons that deserve their own post I don't use porn and don't get aroused looking at it, but seeing cute boys in a relationship is appealing to look at in a way I don't know how to describe - it doesn't get me hard but I feel like it's something I want. I don't get the same feeling from seeing a guy and a girl together. I've been interested in girls in the past but never enough to act on it because I thought the feelings would go away after a few weeks (which they did)
but I'm in a christian family who go to church every week and while they're not the 'god hates fags' type they also wouldn't be supportive of it. I go to church too out of obligation, I grew up in it but never really thought about it, I was never baptized and now it doesn't add up in my head. If I actually am, coming out as gay would destroy about 90% of the relationships in my life so I feel like it'd almost be better just ignoring it
what the fuck do

Be my bf aha

Nothing worse than a homoluster in denial.

>get day off
>bored af by noon

Also read Midnighter.

going to take some time off the /brit/
don't want to become that annoying JF with my unwarranted visits
xx

Bit gay desu

*pings 500+*

be a super secret gay like me

what do you think of the nintendo switch?

see you in 4 hours la xxx

*punches you in the vagina*

Burqa women are like surprise boxes. Tell me what did you prefer as aa child, a toybox or a toybox wrapped in gift wrapper

you can give my willy a suck if you like

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This thread is crap. FUCK you

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how about now

Hmmm

A weak mind such as yourself should listen to my story and take notes

Couple weeks into calculus 1 now, doing well, already past the chain rule and beyond. Quotient rule was a joke. Product rule remains my specialty.

I ask my professor his thoughts on quantum mechanics and partial derivatives. He's impressed i know about the subject. We converse after class for some time, sharing mathematical insights; i can keep up. He tells me of great things ahead like series and laplacians. I tell him i already read about series on wikipedia. He is yet again impressed at my enthusiasm. What a joy it is to have your professor visibly brighten when he learns of your talents.

And now I sit here wondering what it must be like to be a brainlet, unable to engage your professor as an intellectual peer.

All of the deep conversations you people must miss out on because you aren't able to overcome the intellectual IQ barrier that stands in the way of your academic success... it's so sad.

My professor and I know each other on first name basis now, but i call him Dr. out of respect.

And yet here you brainlets sit, probably havent even made eye contact with yours out of fear that they will gauge your brainlet IQ levels.

A true shame, but just know it is because i was born special that i am special. I can't help being a genius, nor can my professor.

Two of a kind is two flocks in a bush.

>dont care about height
>30 y/o
Ah yes, the wall, works wonders

always knew it turtlemong

be my bf in secret m8, i'll suck ya willy haha

>The wall
Lmao go back to r/theredpill loser.

some ducks and that outside innit

Lads would you fuck her?
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what?

>lmao anyone over 21 is a christmas cake

aye got couple of ducks out

cannot stand yanks

post pics

can't stand YOU

theyve sod off now

Found the virgin lmao lads

>going for women in their 30's
Lad, they just want your baby juice and resources at that age, if a woman doesnt find a partner by that time, she's well passed her use by, go for younger girls

crustacean

hahahahahahahahaahh holy shit this thread is so hilarious lmoa lmao lads

for todays seminar the blokes actually expecting us to have read a full book

lamo get tae fuck

just hung up on the dentist because I didn't recognise the number

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lazy arrogant student

I never went to ANY seminars

Going to start learning a whole bunch of things this year. Going to learn a language and music theory and get an even better handle on my programming.

they keep track of attendance and get snarky if you miss too many

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no point, we all die in the end

ah yes, get an even better handle, that's a measurable goal if I ever saw one

Think I have cancer. There's a lump the size of a walnut on my right testicle. Have to see the doctor about this.

i won't

My ancestors :^)

there's a lump the size of grape in the back on my neck that I noticed a year or so ago haha

yeah same but idc lmao

its probably a mango worm
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Gonna quantify my fist in yer fun gub if u reply like at er again dyu understand me?

So Brit, there's something I've thought about last night that I wanna ask. What's the deal with the monarchy? Back in the day I get that royalty had say, maybe all the say, but do they have much involvement in Parliament now? What do they have involvement in now? It seems the royalty has become less up front in the government and more figure head and celebrity. Was that change due to a demand from the people in some way, like the changing times?

never reply to me again

Have a mole on my foot that's bigger than a 20p. Have had it for well over a decade now. Figure if it was cancerous, I'd be dead already.

yes

Hm

Not surprised that this thread is full of moles

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Not surprised that my bum is full of moles

I can almost understand the thing about nudity but I don't see what's empowering about being ashamed of showing your skin to the point where you go around wearing ski masks

I'm still loading OP's pic. I think the copper wires got jammed again. Someone tell me what it is