Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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youtube.com/watch?v=FJk2orZV0gI
youtube.com/watch?v=kQeGp_UHTXw
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
waifuforum.boards.net/thread/12/second-wf-waifu-claiming
a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3
Avatarfags get out of my thread
Spiders get out of my bed
Voices get out of my head
Zombies get out of my dead
Niggers get out of my shed
Spics stop stealing my bread
hehe user you a real cutie~
Gas dogfuckers

this is a autistic avatarfag internet dating rp thread
i wish i was dead :o

claimed

Not everyone can be this lucky I guess

Yo Tali what's up

Claim

I am the one and only
> i am hallow
> claimed
Nice to meet you tali, although I believe we have talked several times before :)

Still here.

Not much new person

Ayyy
We have its why it suprised me when you asked
>tali

...

smh step up your reply game

Ai is fine too
How long have you been around here

I heard you're retarded

hi

Ya i just never got your name sadly ;-;

Shiro.

...

How?

Um i think its been 6 months now...well since i claimed tali anyway. I user posted since like last march.
Oh well just call me marshal actually

Best Girls

still kike

ayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayaaya

truuuuu

(Tali)
Remember, slacking off is easy, but working hard is hard work, and should be avoided at all costs.

(Tomoyo)
OHKO

(Loser)
I was referring to the statement following the 'truth'. One can be blunt but have tact, and you clearly don't have the latter.

(Ai)
Shame, really.

And there goes first impressions person I don't know
If you want marshal

I can't tell the difference between Hallow and Jelly.

Using more than one word would be a start

That's quite a while

I wonder how long does this thread even exist

Hey pedo

Filenames

...

BigLittleBestWaifu

was wish you

Jelly has fixed image names and doesn't sperg.

Oh, it's you.
I didn't know you were on these threads around this time.

Claiming best girl

Agreed. Except i literally get paid more for qorking unlike most jobs
Well i mean thats my name
Years, though they have changed through time

llmao

Pantsu!

No, I'm one of the goy :o

Sup, fellow pedo, how's it going?

Jelly is not bitter

Rory-sama claimed

Why did everyone copy Tomoko's "Still here" thing?

Hello
What an impression I must've made

Okay

That's too hard though

I didn't

You should

Filenames?

Fixed IMG names?

These threads are up 24/7!

datznotspeedwagonsama.wave

And which one is ITT now?

I didn't copy, I improved.

>claiming

I guess it's because they are still here too

Why do you dislike me?

Ayy

Whoa. First one got rekt?

I remember that pic

>shinoa

The hell is quorking, and why do you get paid for it?

Whoa who's this person I've never seen in these threads before?

Ohkay.

I was talking about you, actually.
Though you always go to bed shortly after I get on usually.

Smug?
More like
Smug.

And that's exactly why he needs to fuck off
Ik
Im only bitter because hes trying to cuck me, there's literally a sea of waifu and hes trying to pick one that simply isn't an option, not only that but lemme ask am i being bitter right now? No
Ya

it's okay the oven can solve this :o
because the threads are in kike control :o

Wonder who came up with the first one

Decent I guess, can't complain too much, wbu

You did fairly well right now, keep it up

The bitter one

No i shouldn't

() |<

I can't

Whoa whoa whoa
Who is this
Heretic
Talking to?

hello friends

Yes. This is pantsu.

Some adopted it for the memes, I guess others just thought it was cool and started doing it without realizing it's like his trademark.

Certainly a better one than if you had a shitty meme girl as your waifu. Megumin would be a good example.

Only because Shiro
That's always been his thing, everyone just started doing it for some reason
I've already explained it. If you can't understand it, that just furthers my point
We need a new final solution

Chill dude I'm not trying to have stress with you, I get both of you guys, just trying to get the most fun out of this situation

Hai Masher

Even I realise it's his trademark. Fucking newfags, amirite?

And look where that got us
Pretty happy how it turned out

Sig heil
Heya saya
Adjusting particles for maximum efficiency
>working
That i have no idea
why does your waifu look like shes from cased closed but im pretty sure she isnt.
Hello mouse
You should name your images

Hoi Tali

hi

Shielder claimed~

Yep that's the anime I watch now.
S-sorry about going to bed..
W-which one are you!?
kek
>friendzoned
ok..
can you explain it to me one more time please?
hai qt-cakes ^^

Hey there, what waifu is that

You do, I believe in you

Not all of us are bad :(

She is! Altho it's called Detective Conan outside of the UK. It's Ai Haibara.

Post lewds

hey...it me again...so ummm..well I hear to..to...

>REMINDING ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS TO SERVE YOUR WAIFU A HOT NUTRITIOUS BREAKFAST

Because it's kind of a cliche at this point.
It's never stopped Tomo from doing it every thread he's on. I think it's kind of fun, actually, that other people are doing it now.

Why would you not switch waifus just to avoid the problem then, instead of playing some passive-aggressive game of 'no it's my animu gf' that confuses everyone else?

OKOKOK
OKOKOK
OKOKOK

>Heretic
>Criticalhit.jpg

Nothing you're saying about your work makes any sense, but you've piqued my interest.
Tell me more.
Also, Ai is from later episodes of Case Closed/Detective Conan/Whatever if I'm correct.

>about to go to bed
A A A A A A

REMINDER EVERYONE

Hi new face
Well it's fucked up
I only use my phone so I can't, i never really saw the point in it either
IM HALLOW this is why im so god damn triggered

Do more

Maybe my eye isnt as bad as i think it is...i should trust it more.
If i actually work i make leads/sales get paid more
>not being able to rename on phone
Are you poorer than me?

No
I'm just memeing. Some would consider me to be a newfag, so I don't really take it seriously. I just wish more people would take waifus seriously
But it just seems like people are taking "his thing"
Like it's always been what he does, you know?
Can you change my friendliness to 1? Or 0 if possible

You do realize that there's at least 10000 weebs out there fapping to Rias right now right?

Nobody is cucking you because waifuism is a relationship in your head, be happy someone else got his eyes caught on your waifu and will be giving her love and spreading the word on how awesome she is.

It was improvement after improvement. Can't wait for the next one.

I deleted them~
every time i cook for her she complains about getting fat
just don't go to bed~
im not lewd anymore!
your waifu is very pretty
and hi hallow~
alright then can you help me become a better person? i'm serious, i lost a lot of friends because of my personality and i want to change for the better

but goys don't get ovened :o

Bei mir auch alles bestens. Ist ja glücklicherweise Samstag.

Is this the crusty crap?

It's true, Shiro a cute :3.
What about you? Don't you want a (s)mug as well?

What's a sig?

This isn't even yours...

hello alien
hows goes life

sorry i've already been bound to alice

it's Nazrin from Touhou
your waifu is from Detective Conan right?

i've been here for a while, i just never actually post
but hello, how are you?

I can't though

K

How can anyone be this fucking dumb?
youtube.com/watch?v=FJk2orZV0gI

How's you?

Which is actually sending that pic?

Probably because I've staked this claim for over a year now, shes on my phones wallpaper, my steam, my pc meanwhile that other fucker doesn't even have it on his steam page you can't claim that which has already been claimed and im not gonna piss away all this time an dedication to a guy who just claimed her last week...
More than likely
No fuck that hes cucking me and stealing my identity in one swing, i am deeply offended and he can fuck off, seriously
Ty
Well im fine...for the most part

yes it is gay boy

I want to see more!

claim xd

>later episodes
She appears around Episode 150, and there are 700-800 rn so it's more like early ones

Everything is

Yup, you should. I recognized Tali too but that's not really hard, she even used to be my fav follower but Liara kinda beat her at some point.

I know that, no worries, you didn't hurt my small feelings

Bist du etwa auch Österreicher oder die Billigvariante?

Never heard of that sadly, but she looks interesting
Yes, glad you recognized

You dooooooo

I'm not a good person, so how could I make you a better person?
I don't have a mug. Only a tea cup
S-tea cup doesn't sound good
Only good Touhou

Expand please

hey

TOUGH SHIT ASSHOLE I ALREADY CLAIMED HER
No no no you got your waifu to yourself so no it's not

Not been around for long so I don't know everyone too well, but still gave me a good chuckle.

Without new people, community dies, so why they would upset anyone, is beyond me
Hello

Rory is generally well-liked
That weird Aussie bastard and his motorcycles.

>get paid more
Wait then work
Get P H A T
S T A CK S
Then stop working forever.

I understand that.
At the same time arguing on the side of intellectual property in a waifu thread is null.
People'll do what people'll do.

I don't go to bed until long after you do, lame-o.

kk
>Get it
>Because 2008 is back

That was kind of depressing to read, honestly.
On one hand, I understand, but you also seem genuinely bothered over something so simple.
Might as well just not get bothered about something you can't necessarily fix, yeah?

I stopped watching years and years ago after episode 200 or so I think. I don't watch a bunch of TV or anything really, especially animu, but it was actually really good.

whats up

i assume that the waifu claim thing is what's upsetting you, or is there something else?

never heard of Touhou before? that's a surprise, i'd say it's one of the bigger things in weeb culture
doesn't detective conan have like a thousand or more episodes? how much have you actually watched?

only good alice
that one in wonderland can stay in wonderland

but your no goy
too bad she's my avatar now uwu

>you can't claim that which has already been claimed
This is a threadly rule, not yearly, you barely come here. Either way a claim doesn't mean shit, your feelings for your waifu are all that matters.

>muh identity
That's not what a waifu is and I don't know why you should be that worried about your identity, your reputation ain't properly good.

Just chill out, remember that waifuism is mostly one sided and just because someone else loves your waifu doesn't mean you can't love her anymore.

I was thinking about the possible triple heresy, not something that is already scheduled to happen.

This list should be expanded.

Oh boy there we go again

Then fight for her until your last drop of blood

Then why that filename, straight boi?

>Billigvariante
Arisch Deutsch bin, daran ist nichts billig. Du nebenbei auch.
youtube.com/watch?v=kQeGp_UHTXw

It would sound better if you make it a D-cup.

But I know!

im better than alice, though
i don't even know, i feel happy for no reason
so what's new with you?
are you jelly-cake?
because you're a better person than me
lol okay fair enough~ how was your day?

i know you're a kike :o