33yo virgin with small dick no money (med shool debt over 100 k), bald...

33yo virgin with small dick no money (med shool debt over 100 k), bald, 260 lbs 5ft7 was asked out on a date by a hot 8/10 6ft2 riped girl , and i dont know what to do. to nervous.

if this was real i would say get it since you will literally never have the chance again unless you lose weight.

i know from experience. 5'10" used to be 270lbs, hated life. Lost over 100 lbs, starting sleeping with girls I would salivate over in high school. back up to 205lbs right now fuck x_x

yes she is incredible hot but i dont know what she wants with me, i said i have to work maybe some other time and she keeps messaging me how work is goin and so on.she looks like a taller fit olivia wild

first off, your dick is average

y, you're probably overweight, but that means fuckall if you have a nice face, are funny, or just her type in some way

are you a doctor now? large income?

in any case, enjoy and just act as if you have nothing to lose

DO NOT tell her you are a virgin, unless she asks specifically, where you will then tell her that you've been focusing on your career and haven't had much of a chance to meet anyone to fall in love with

it is fucking hard, but convince your mind that you don't even much see her as hot or anything, especially not as "the one"

fantasize about other fuckgirls until things go more smoothly with this one

doctors make nothing dude while being a resident, its like 30 k a year while working 100 h in hospitals. i am a resident so no large income just finished 1 year ago med shool. also trouble getting hard

guess you're fucked then

Put your dick away faggot.

how long until you make the big bucks?

>also trouble getting hard
any idea what caused/is causing this? looks can always be redeemed but if you get going with a girl and can't get it up the odds of bouncing back from that are slim

nowadays propably never still have 100k student debt. watch Scrubs its like when the Janitor told JD he makes more money than him

>tell her that you've been focusing on your career and haven't had much of a chance to meet anyone to fall in love with

Don't tell her that stupid shit. She'll get the wrong idea and actually think you're just a prude who thinks sex should be reserved for someone you love.

Youre a doctor and you cant self diagnose your own erectile dysfunction? What the fuck kind of retarded affirmative action nigger doctor are you?

Yeah, what was I thinking? Better that his fat ass should tell her that he has smashed tons of gash over the years with his limp dick. There's no way she'll tell, for sure.

so what should you say?
>i'm a virgin because i'm a fatty with low self esteem who no woman has ever been attracted to
>wanna fuck?

I believe OP

just fucking relax! realize that this is reality and do whatever you've been doing to have got her to ask you out in the first place.

and when the time comes.. do not say anything about being a virgin unless she asks or after you finish too fast or can't get hard and explain that you're really nervous because of how hot she is.

also, don't be afraid to initiate when she gives hints, and if she likes you enough, she WILL give hints.

Umm...maybe ask her about her hobbies...how youre interested in something about her above her vagina.

Why do you assume you being a virgin is even going to come up on the first date? Just dont bring it up. She isnt going to.

she likes pole dancing, does it as a sport in the gym...

Take your prize for don't tell her about your student loan debt or your virginity eat her out until she comes and then finger bang or some more, and if you don't think you can get it up get some Viagra from your work or something, how fucking hard is that.

fucking hell, that is degenerate

shouldn't be much of a problem to look down on her and see her as utter trash. that's one problem out of the way, that'll make you less nervous

>you're a resident doctor, she is a pole dancing whore

abandon thread, definite bait. was surprisingly good until now

>dent loan debt or your virginity eat her out until she comes and then finger bang or some more, and if
its no bait she send me pictures