/heem/: Nerds BTFO Edition

Schaub is God

Schaub Bless

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Schaub bless Coral Springs and all of the USA.

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Schaub bless brother

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Schaub bless
great thread

beat me to it by seconds
bellator card is live

Upcoming events:

11/04: Bellator 163 - McGeary vs Davis
11/05: Glory 35: Nice - Mwekassa vs Vakhitov
11/05: UFC FN 98 - Dos Anjos vs Ferguson
11/06: EBI 9 - Magalhaes vs Tonon
11/10: Bellator 164 - Koreshkov vs Lima 2
11/11: One FC: Defending Honor - Aoki vs Folayang
11/12: UFC 205 - McGregor vs Alvarez
11/18: Invicta FC 20 - Evinger vs Kunitskaya
11/18: Lion Fight 33 - Nattawut vs Hassantoy
11/19: Bellator 165 - Chandler vs Henderson
11/19: UFC FN 99 - Mousasi vs Hall 2
11/19: UFC FN 100 - Bader vs Nogueira 2
11/26: UFC FN 101 - Brunson vs Whittaker
12/02: Bellator 166 - Dantas vs Warren 2
12/03: Bellator 167 - Curran vs Teixeira
12/10: UFC 206 - DC vs Rumble
12/10: Glory: Collision - Verhoeven vs Hari
12/17: UFC on Fox 22 - VanZant vs Waterson
12/29: RIZIN FIGHTING WORLD GRAND PRIX 2016: SECONDU ROUNDO - Cro Cop vs Silva
12/30: UFC 207 - Nunes vs Rousey
12/31: RIZIN FIGHTING WORLD GRAND PRIX 2016: FINARU ROUNDO - TBA

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>Alvarez not interested in money fight bullshit
mmajunkie.com/2016/11/ufc-205s-alvarez-aims-to-be-best-lightweight-in-ufc-history-will-get-back-to-real-expletive-after-mcgregor

>UFC FN 98 early weigh in results
mmajunkie.com/2016/11/ufc-fight-night-98-early-weigh-in-results-and-live-video-stream-11-a-m-et

>Daley missed weight
mmajunkie.com/2016/11/paul-daley-pulled-from-tonights-bellator-163-card

Bless you my Bulgarian brother. You've been with the Schaub movement from the start.

Schaub bless you too my man

just noticed how much dom looks like a 14 year old boy in this pic

Brendan Schaub
Mike Perry
Cody Garbrant

Anyone have the webm of Romero in Jacare's guard and just riding out and stuffing Jacare's sweep/reversal?


I could see Davis doing that in the McGeary match, but its going to be interesting to see who's stronger on the mat, McGeary's guard of Davis's wrestling ride

RIP Barncat

So weird watching American tv and seeing black people in advertisements.

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Some you missed [from WP]:
The Ultimate Fighter: Tournament of Champions Finale December 3, 2016
UFC Fight Night: Lewis vs. Abdurakhimov December 9, 2016
UFC 206: Cormier vs. Johnson 2 December 10, 2016

any strheems for bellator? firstrow ain't working for me

What are some spicy rollers?

Also I've got (an admittedly low quality) DL of the Maia vs Shields fight. If there's anything from that fight that should be webm-ed, let me know.

I've made a few, but I'm an amateur grappler and don't know if what I webm-ed is significant or not.

reddit.com/r/MMAStreams/comments/5b66lz/bellator_163_mcgeary_v_davis_fri_2100_et/

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206 is on there
Albany and the TUF Finale aren't though, will add

schaub bless

>there are people here who are literally not on keto right now and who don't train in the gi

For sure wash those cheeto fingers, my dudes.

Schaub bless.

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actually enjoying these "let's just let phil davis go full goober" promos

Schaub truly is the backbone of /heem/.

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BELLATOR ACE STREAM:

acestream://08c1b5779dbe1126ba91503ce66112aeab3500ca
>acestream://08c1b5779dbe1126ba91503ce66112aeab3500ca

All me

I must have mis remembered this fight but i thought Shield's out grappled Maia, but those are nice exchanges overall.

Maia at this point and even this point is so much more well rounded in terms of MMA grappling

a lot of guys in grappling in general need to get good with standing and transtioning to ground instead of just focusing on one or the other

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Bellator feels a lot more fun than the UFC imo.

MIMMA > RIZIN > UFC > Bellator

Daley made weight ya sperg, but was pulled for medical reasons.

What the heck is MIMMA?

Do fights without Goober in them even count?

Schaub is gay

and that is an example right there. Shield's bottom game is great but his takedowns are garbage. Its not really a feat of defensive play on Maia TDD, but rather how shitty Shield's shots and shot set ups are in that exchange.

Right after you stick it in her ass, yell out Paige's name in ecstasy and hang on for dear life.

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wow get the fuck out casual

McGeary>Tito>Bader>Davis

Pretty simple

WOL: "Michael Bisping has once again said that if Yoel Romero beats Chris Weidman in Madison Square Garden, he will not defend his title against Romero, and would instead face Luke Rockhold or Ronaldo Jacare Souza."

Is he afraid of Yoel?

>caring for your faghag's son
Very gay

I think Romero's fight style of being explosive and powerful early and then waning endurance/cardio problems post rd 3, play into Bisbing gaming/scoring on the card style.

When's the last time your fingers weren't covered in a layer of cheetoh dust? Be honest

TYRONEBEDDED
youtu.be/hN2iW_O67Ng
youtu.be/hN2iW_O67Ng

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>Eating cheetos
Why are Americans so fat?
And why do they always idolise known homosexuals?

So, will my marine comrade Kharitonov beat up that fatso spik?

>do standup for like 6 months
>already better than rogan

bless

Some Spetsnaz shit about to go down.

I've never done stand up and I'm better than Rogan.

HEEEEEEM

LMAO

HEEEM

>TFW Bellator can't keep its stars alive

HEEM FUCKING SLEEPY

PRIDE NEVER DIES

HOLY SHIT

>coral springs sperg still mad that there was a ngannou OP in the past week

holy shit heem ded

HEEM

NEW MACLIFE
youtube.com/watch?v=YQpmRtbWOPM

Kharitonov sleepy

SERGEI REKT

I WENT TO TAKE A PISS
WHAT HAPPENED?
WHY IS SERGEY TAKING A NAP HE'S ABOUT TO FIGHT

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

Jesus christ

call 911

So, can we say that russian mma now is a meme?

SOVIETS BTFO

PRIDE this guys was suppose to be a dark horse champ, able to heem anyone in UFC

and got ko by a nobody

Bellator streaming on heemstream

Filthycasuals"."tv

HEEM FUXKING SLEEPY

How long until main event?

Can you stop promoting your shit for half a second you fucking faggot?

>listening to PRIDEfags
>ever

All their "fighters" were roided up memes.

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Is Javi Ayala next HW champ in UFC?

Oh sorry I'm providing a free service streaming fights in hd for goofs like you.

Heem yourself my man.

Pride BTFO again

Did this nigga just say Shael/Tito was up next?

how will they ever recover

he did im excited

Not the fight silly

But it's not for like 2 months...

No,

>knew sergei was washed up
>just won $20

atleast you got that bear fucker khabib

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>coral springs

Oh. Well, I am prepared for memes, then.

>10 minutes of nonstop commercials

From what I can glean, it seems that Sergey's team's theme is nothing but clean heems.

Nah, he's a muzzie. They're not real Russians.

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tito didn't completely blow the promo congrats

>we mandrama now

How many times does he need to get heem'd for him to retire

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