/éire/ + /gael/ + /celt/

Smug edition.

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Mum won't stop crying lads
also worst day of the year tomorrow for an expat

>Mum won't stop crying lads
What's wrong?

>also worst day of the year tomorrow for an expat
Won't the sheilas be in the mood for a micking™?

>What's wrong
She got accused of bullying someone at work by her boss, yet when the """victim""" heard about this she had no idea what the boss is talking about. Mam will probably be fired next week and the whole thing may end up going to court

>won't the sheila's be in the mood for a micking™
yeah but i'll have to wade through th endless plastics and commercialised """""""""""irish"""""""" shite
A girl i know who calls herself irish has her parents workplace dolled up with green balloons and the tricolour splashed everywhere with the usual slogans (kiss me i'm irish, pòg mo thòin), absolutely sickening
Ever hear that song by the Rumjacks about """""irish""""" pubs? it's pretty much all that tomorrow

at last someone understands my sufferings

This thread needs more anime.

>everyone keeps calling themselves irish
>everywhere vaguely entertainment related is splashed in neon green shamrocks and low quality tricolours
>stereotypes pushed fucking everywhere
>said """""""""irish""""""""" being an exact caricature of these stereotypes while thinking their top shit
>guinness tastes like absolute shite over here for some reason
Not even gunna leave the house tomorrow
Can't wait to finish my uni degree so i can fuck off home

>Mam will probably be fired next week and the whole thing may end up going to court
That's pretty shite. Why don't your mother and the "victim" go to the boss and tell them that the real disrupter and bully is whoever tried to create controversy and animosity between them? Or is it feminist-style situation where the bosses are forced to believe anonymous accusations?

>yeah but i'll have to wade through th endless plastics and commercialised """""""""""irish"""""""" shite
Been reading a lot of Irish history recently and it's very depressing how much of what people call "Irish™" isn't actually, but is more like watered-down pre-modern Englishness, or generic, flavourless, cultureless enlightenment/romantic/American mythmaking with a lick of green paint over it.
You'd find more stuff done on true "Celtic" Irishness by many of these so-called "plastic paddies" than you would by the crypto-Anglos who define culture within Ireland, desu.

You lads ready for the ole race war?

independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/dutch-elections-netherlands-geert-wilders-freedom-party-turkey-fascist-no-difference-rallies-islam-a7632571.html

would love to heem a mick

i just want the tractors going down the road and the ice cream man dying the ice cream green
also silly hats are only acceptable if worn by irish people твн

Ye could heem my mickey ;)

>tfw literally half of newfoundland is potato people, but St Paddy's Day is just another reason to get drunk and isn't the overblown nonsense that it is in most places

Ireland vs Wales soon

Varg believes Gingers aren't white.

FUCK OFF YOU WELSH COMMIE CUNT

Because we have no idea whose telling the truth and who's telling fibs. Her workplace is 90% middle aged women, they're all a pack of fucking liars and baskstabbers.
Apparently the boss has been brought to court 4 times for unfair dismissal before and settled each time. Judging by her behaviour and how she's trying to shore up support for her side of the story, she's expecting my mam to do the same.
My mam doesn't really want to go to court, so she's going to try and wait for it to blow over and gtfo asap. It's clear her boss is expecting her to quit, so we think that her trying to move past it and calling the bitches bluff will drive her livid. She'll either have to fire my mam for some mundane reason, fire her for the aforementioned bullying incident, or move on. If she fires her it makes our court case even stronger

>tractors going down the road and dyed green ice cream
takes me back to my childhood

He's right
I'm only one of those things

>My mam doesn't really want to go to court, so she's going to try and wait for it to blow over and gtfo asap. It's clear her boss is expecting her to quit, so we think that her trying to move past it and calling the bitches bluff will drive her livid. She'll either have to fire my mam for some mundane reason, fire her for the aforementioned bullying incident, or move on. If she fires her it makes our court case even stronger
Do whatever will either get your mother $$$ and/or rustle the fuck out of the guilty parties. This "I don't want to go to court" attitude only lets the guilty get away with shit they don't deserve to, because they're brazen enough not to care about modesty and decency like shyer, more upstanding people like your mother. If you've done nothing wrong, no need to fear going to court, save any financial risks, which are important to avoid.

>Candians are deracinated
Stop the presses!

Why are you in university in Australia? You can always stay with us in the /éire/ thread(s) tomorrow.

Well yeah, if we're forced to go to court, we will, and we will use the fair work commission lawyer that has brought her boss to court 4 times before, because she absolutely despises him. But in his own words, she plays dirty. She gets all the managers on her side and turns the workplace against the victim. She acts like a fuckin mafia boss
My mams logic is that if she goes ahead with it, they won't suffer but our family will, so she should just take it on the chin and try to leave asap. it's fuckin infuriating, i've never wanted to bounce a cunts head off the concrete more.

>i've never wanted to bounce a cunts head off the concrete more.
Hold onto that feeling. Eventually you will come to like it.

Paramedicine
And yeah i'll probably stay here and shitpost

Thanks for listening lad/s, helps to get this shit off my chest

Chances are you won't have to go to court. There's likely an Ombudsman or arbitrator or something else instead. Simply threatening to move ahead with it is likely enough to make them fuck off.

Threatening to push ahead will get my mam fired, which will be a long and painful road

I presume there is a Labour Commission or something in Australia. Lodge a formal complaint with them.

Yeah theres the fair work commission. We've been in contact with their lawyer. It all comes down to monday and if the boss will try to force her out or if she can move on and get another job for tomorrow

Who here's getting smashed tomorrow?

daily reminder: if you live on the british isles you are, by definition, british.

Oh hey user, I haven't seen you since school! As you can see I have my hands full with this little bundle of joy these days.
What have you been up to?

very unchristianlike.

nice try Saxon

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Isles_naming_dispute

YEASHHHH BOSTON MUH HERITAGE IRISH MCFATTY ST PATRICKS DAY IRISH CARBOMB
youtube.com/watch?v=x-64CaD8GXw

>celebrating the introduction of an oppressive cult who did unspeakable things to children

No thanks.

I am, probably will watch Boondock saints with beer and chips and listen Irish folk songs.

You are, by my fists.

Looks like a gay/pedophile/gay pedophile desu.

Myself, gonna be floating out to the bar early on with a few friends and have a few quiet pints.

>stereotypes pushed fucking everywhere
The Irish are the last race that you cna make fun of.
To be Irish is truly to suffer.

>naming dispute
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

literally the dumbest thing ive ever heard

>"northern ireland and the REPUBLIC OF ireland"
You faggots don't even call us Ireland when it is the name of the country kek you're more bitter than we are

does /éire/ support the catholic church or not because ye keep flipping

It's just contrarians getting (you)s, lad. Same bloke shills for abortion all the time.

>/éire/ is one person
DEUS VULT

Dry shites

Good stuff lads

I'd thump any knacker such as yourself around

I'm not even religious and I'd be up for a crusade

DEUS VULT sounds great when you scream it

what if the church allowed abortion
you could refuse to wear condoms AND not have kids.
It's like fucking your cake AND eating it.

/éire/ is a catholic general for catholic men, i agree
>DEUS VULT
good lad

>what if the church allowed abortion
Sedevacantism

hmm it's almost as though there are two countries on the island of Ireland..

i'd call them (and have done) "our islands" or something neutral irl if I was speaking to an irish person, but this is Sup Forums.

if we're being serious though the only place on earth they are called anything but the British Isles is on your half of the island of Ireland.

>yfw chavs here call your country "Southern Ireland" without a hint of irony or trying to cause offensive

(love you guys really btw)

>paddy's day's tomorrow

Don't you mean
Pattys day

>hmm it's almost as though there are two countries on the island of Ireland..
Doesn't stop you calling the Republic of Korea "Korea" now does it? The only reason Saxons call us the Republic of Ireland instead of Ireland is because you know it implies we rightfully own the entire island.

Just like how we will never use the term "British Isles" because it implies you have rightful ownership of the two islands.

No I don't.

>I'm not even religious and I'd be up for a crusade
It's hollow without the faith.
Insincere memers like the Venetians fuck the whole thing up.

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How do women not see this shit as condescending?

rte.ie/entertainment/2017/0315/859383-irish-women/

>Not embracing it as a day of ironic paddywhackery

I'll personally be pinching everyone not wearing green while wearing a clover badge and drinking a shamrock shake.

It's not really condescending, entertainment news are mainly aimed at the female demographic and women tend to prefer female comedians as they are more relatable.

NOBODY here colloquially says "the republic of ireland" though, do they? 99% of the time it's called "ireland" with the 1 chav calling it "southern ireland" -- the only people who call it "the republic of" are government officials or redditors trying to sound like such

What if I have faith in my fighting ability?

I haven't been watching much comedy on RTÉ but I've never heard of anyone on that list. Then again the only Irish comedienne I know is Aisling Bea.

>are government officials
That's my point though. You're complaining about our politicians never using "British Isles" as the "dumbest thing (you've) ever heard".

And then when I reply your politicians do likewise, you bitch about the average person not caring.

I'm not Irish but my name is Patrick so I'm just here to give you a preemptive fuck you for the mild inconvenience you'll all cause me tomorrow like every year

a certain day celebrating the culture of a nation and its diaspora?

Postman Pat Postman Pat he's an Aussie and he's fat

(:

>leaving the house at all

fair point, i wasn't saying govt officials tho: it's kind of a loaded term to the average irish person. (for, lets be honest, fairly valid reasons)

anyway i came here to make a troll post and now i'm being anti british wtf i hate myself now

you can throw yourself against the walls of Jerusalem if you want

you feelin confident kaffir? I'd heem you back to stone age if you dared to say anything to my face

>tfw I got drunk as shit and went full plastic paddy muh heritage talking to some Irish guys last night
I'm sorry /gael/, how do I atone?

30 pints or more

I'd heem you back to the stone age but you already live in Portugal.

>you
>heeming anything
haha

"Stand-up" is 99% trash when it's male, it's 200% trash when it's female.

well tomorrow is st pattys day so I'll definitely drink like more than 30 pints of green beer at the tilted kilt cuz its college night lol xD a pint is like the same as 1 plastic cup right?

that's an etymological fallacy faggot

portugal btfo

t. LITERALLY west brit

But I don't.

doubt you'd even make it halfway with the watered down sillywater they serve over your way

a pint is 473ml friend!
you're definetely not getting skanked :^)

Did ar Geert get btfo?

THAT'S WHAT HE GETS FOR INSULTING OUR PRECIOUS UNION

HEIL EUROPA

How're the lads.

Oh shit they met already? Anything good happen?

Bit of discussion on NI invasion plans. Will keep you posted.

>there are unironic (((Christians))) ITT

the eternal hibernian has remarkable influence

God damn Enda's a midget.

Said he'd help us with the NI invasion if we threw a few golf courses his way.
The golf courses would make more money than NI, but I'd still say it was a decent trade.

reeeeeeeeeeee
>state visit the day before st patties
fuck off, fuck off, fuck off
trump is /ourguy/ you are globalist eucucks

Accept it buachaill.

its fucking genius i admit
hiding behind your lucky charms and guinness because of muh heritage to shill for the eu

>/ourguy/
I wouldn't be so sure.

>man named Dana

>globalist
What's that? Is that the camera Obama put in microwaves to wiretap my email?

BEGORRAH!

'TIS A GIANT FABIAN CONSPIRACY