/hoc/ Fuck off early fag edition

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First for JACKETS elite

Second for Laine hat trick tonight

also dubs

Laine will score again.

Third for DA BROONS

lmao @ that other guy jumping the gun desperate just "to be the OP".

How sad!

10-0 jackets, you heard it here first folks

you just erased a disabled child's joy of creating a successful thread

you are a monster

double dubs confirm its our year.

>pekka ruined it
brb going to kill myself

>habs btfo

30-0 jackets you heard it here first

fucking hell these red wongs announcers are terrible.

0-40 Jackets you heard it here first

nth for hot hockey families (I'd do all three tbqh)

why does jackets announce the goalscorer+assists two times?

are all american hockey qts so qt

You are a bad person

Hey guy, just came back from work, how are the hab-

double digits soon tbqh

laine will get a 3 more tonight

Broonsfag sending condolences to the habs. you didn't deserve losing to an ohio team.

It's amazing how mad the New York Fucking Rangers make /hoc/
You know, you can talk about your feelings. This is a safe space.

New York Rangers. #1 forever. Stay mad fuckfaces

holy shit he had a horrible offensive zone shift before that zetterberg goal. The guy has a negative hockey iq.

50-0 jackets you herd it hear first

who /5thline/ here

>rags

>rags

most girls are on their phones the entire time. theyre only there to shut up their boyfriends.

>female announcers
Have cleavage and tans because they're not there for their opinions, if you know what I mean. and more oft than naught, they have no idea what the fuck they're talking about.

>ragsfags have to post the same post in two different threads because they're so desperate for validation

Did you not have a daddy growing up?

BAJILLION - 0 JACKETS
you heard it here last

No
Looked confused because he doesn't know if he's playing LW or RW

>rags

Kekäläinen 8
/hoc/ 0

After two.

Once possession on offensive zone that doesn't even matter. You watch the play and move accordingly.

>montreal caneightiens

>Pric8

>h8bs

and now, a haiku 4 u

Montoyas fucking me tonight
No lube in sight
There goes my 20 point lead

jackets aren't elite. habs are just trash

>23 years
>no cup
this is the habs fault.

(cont)
its the blue jackets for fucks sake.

Happy birthday Michel Therrien!

WHO'S GONNA STOP US

it's what he deserves

da broons already did.

on >your home ice too.

good post
bad post
low effort

>had to have 4 goals waved off just to stand a chance
nice try, ruinfag.
>relying on refpuck this hard
Maybe they can wave you all the way to the playoffs.

>mu-muh refpuck
>we should count kicked in goals
cry more, blotsfag

>9-0

it keeps happening

So Montreal is out looking for a new back-up goalie then? Because they sure destroyed their current back-up.

WE WANT 10 WE WANT 10

Montoyas a fucking beast, pic related. Price is back, I have no idea why he's still in the net right now.

My girlfriend is a massive hockey fan, makes it enjoyable to be at a game with her

NHL.com ran out of space to write the goals on the main scores page

FROGS BTFO

>habs are elite

when will montoya pull a roy and just walk off the ice never to return again

DOUBLE
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S

they should sign rämö before the leafs nab him tbqh

9-0 what the actual fuck

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>HASBEENS
>ELITE
HAHAHAHAHAHABABAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>H
>A
>S
>B

my fucking sides

>10-0
Looks like we got ourselves a new meme fellas

the hilarious part is when they scored as i was typing that out.
>10-0 wow

T E N G O A L S
E
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G
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>Pr10

Anyone watching the Sioux vs Gophers game and want to give me updates?

Did Montoya demand a trade yet?

Poo Jackets going for dubs

>canaditens

D O U B L E
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>canadian goaltending

what are these words?

>canadian goaltending

kek

>comedians

everyone is watching the game that will forever break the canadiens franchise

>mfw they double down on talking about how great their team was when there was only 5 other teams in the league

CHIMP OUT

any Finns?

so are the Canadiens

>00

KEK

>its a head-coach completely destroys his goalie with stupid decisions episode

So good luck trying to get anything out of Montoya ever again.

Ahahahahaha

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>Mrazek
kek

How much does Pacioretty hate Tortorella?

>montenya

BOLD
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WORDS

LMAO HOW YOU UNRIONICALLY LET IN 10 GOALS TO THE JACKETS

THIS TEAM IS NUMBER ONE IN THE LEAGUE

LMAO

REPEAT OF LAST SEASON FOR FROGS

>HABDS

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This habs team is going to HE double hockey sticks

>h-e-double hockey sticks
wow theres a blast from the past

>canadian goaltending

NEVER AGAIN, FUCK YOU CANADA

When was a team BTFO this hard last time?

HOLY SHIT, I THOUGHT THIS WAS FAKE. I HAD TO GOOGLE IT. HAHAHAHAHAHA

>canadixens

Cawlidge hokkei

Her porno was mehh which sucks. Should have done a Teenfidelity shoot instead

canucks vs ducks maybe

it was 9-1 ducks

I don't remember any 8+ goals BTFOs last season

I remember that but it wasn't as bad.