"SPIDER-MAN: HOMECOMING" FULL CAST

>Tom Holland as Peter Parker / Spider-Man.
>Marisa Tomei as Aunt May.
>Zendaya Coleman is Michelle Gomez.
>Laura Harrier is Liz Allen.
>Tony Revolori is Flash Thompson.
>Jacob Batalon is Ned Leeds.
>Michael Keaton as Adrian Toomes / Vulture.
>Logan Marshall-Green as Phineas Mason / Tinkerer.
>Bookem Woodbine as Herman Schultz / Shocker.
>Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark / Iron Man.
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why are there four rajessh kids and a white spiderman

>don't make Spider-Man black
>make all of his friends black/poo

brava

>Flash Thompson is now less good-looking, physically fit and alpha than Peter Parker

Meh, those mulatto chicks are hot as fuck. Asian guy looks based.

Poo in the loo with that ugly ass vest and clueless face though.

Who's the potato in the back?

0/10 would not watch

Didn't know the new Spiderman was set in Brazil

...

His a cyberbully who browses Sup Forums than gets even more angery and bullys Peter even more after he attemps to make a post on Sup Forums. Because he gets banted off Sup Forums when everyone in the thread tells him too poo in the loo.

JUST SONY MY SHIT UP

>We finally get the perfect Spider-Man/Peter Parker
>The catch is everyone else is brown

You just can't win with Sony.

>Michael Keaton as Adrian Toomes / Vulture.

Why are all the Hispanic Actors in Hollywood brown injun meszitos

whatever happened to Spaniards like Emilio Estevez and Martin Sheen?

Huh. Anthony Michael Hall would have bee. a gokd Peter Parker.

That's a great villain lineup at least. Classic early Spider-Man.

WHERE THE FUCK IS MARY JANE!?

>blatantly trying to be diverse as fuck: the movie

This shit is pathetic.

Cameron Diaz and Alexis Bledel are Hispanic

>Pajeet Poohindalooh as Flash Thompson

fucking sony finds some way to ruin everything

>Sony finally given a fantastic opportunity to use MCU characters
>gets put in charge of casting
>ruins fucking everything

CURSE YOU MONKEY PAW!

>Michael Keaton as Vulture
Picked up.

SHOCKEEEERR?!

Not in the movie.

Michelle is the main love interest.

>Vulture and Shocker
I'm hyped.

Who gives a fuck look how based this Vulture is

please no

>cast Hobgoblin
>he's filipino
>he's fucking obese

just fuck my shit up sony

Michael Keaton is the only reason I would watch this shit

>Hispanic cast

Hey at least is not blacks this time, right? Right?!

The fucking lobby boy from TGBH is playing the school bully? Lmao

>Bookem Woodbine as Shocker

Eh whatever

SHOCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Please stop making fun of him.

YOU CANT ESCAPE ME

ILL CHASE YOU TO THE ENDSSSSS OF THE EARTH

SHOCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

why not just have the actors speak spanish at this point

Why was he so pissed at Shocker again? I remember black suit Spidey making Rhino cry but I don't remember this meme's origin.

Suit makes people who wear is more aggressive i think

Something like that

Will Spiderman be teaching them how to poo in loo?

Leaks say that she appears at the end with her "You've just hit the jackpot" line but not sure if legit

Confirmed fake.

>get me tom hardy to play the villain
>he´s too busy sir
>shit, what do we do now?
>don´t worry, i know just the guy

they all pretend to be white, just like the jews

some hispanics are legit white though if you're gonna count spaniards

Well, it's Jew York.

look at all this diversity .____.

i just wanna watch it for Tony, but he will be in the movie for five mins only anyway

>spaniards
not white
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>Michael Keaton makes Birdman bitching about the dangers of capeshit typecasting
>Goes to star in another capeshit film

Lol everyone in Hollywood is full of shit.

so be fair its about being typecast. alan rickman complained about always being the villain and not the progatonist

also money is nice

Why is Hobgoblin a chink?
>Ho I got ya now Spida-mah

Why the fuck is Flash Thompson a fat kid with huge nerd glasses? Looking at them it's more likely Peter would bully him than the other way around.

ZENDAYA IS BLACK YOU FUCKING MORONS

>Herman Schultz
>Schultz

that's hobgoblin. flash is the indian fuckboy to the right

Bledel is my ageless spicfu

That's even worse.

How can Keaton be seriously cast as Vulture at this point of his career? How can the characters AND the audience witness that with a straight face?

If they point that out in-movie with a quip, it will be ridiculous. If they don't, it will be anyway.

its set in queens not brooklyn

HAVE THEY RELEASED PICTURES OF MARISSA TOMEI YET

really? Keaton would be the only reason i'd watch this, quips or no quips. he's been on a helluva role recently with amazing performances in Birdman and Spotlight. i don't blame him for cashing in on a superhero film.

POOR LITTLE WHITE BOY

>Forced Diversity: The Movie

>White kid surrounded by brown kids.

>Primary villain is a... you guessed it, OLDER WHITE MAN REPRESENTING THE DYING ORDER.

Little known fact, Brazil is 47% white

imagine being this paranoid

I am from Queens and I live here now (Astoria) 30 years old when I as a kid that's how my classmates were it's reality here.

give it 20 years.

I'm surprised to see Tony Ravioli is Chad in this.

Plus it takes place in New York so it kind of makes sense. White people aren't a majority there IIRC.

>its a euroshit or flyover state pleb
lmao

>Peter's played by a brit
>his classmates are brown
Is this movie set in the UK?

>$0.01 had been deposited into your account

Hi Sony

I don't doubt that. but the older white male villain? can we please come up with something else for once?

indeed. MIA here and it's somewhat similar. people here just like to bitch and complain about every little thing. Sup Forums is a therapy group where posters let it all out: misogyny, racism, stupidity, etc. only the dunces really mean it.

>Michael Keaton as Adrian Toomes / Vulture.
This is woth watching only for this

Queens is the most diverse place in NY. I went to a junior high school in Ridgewood that was on the border of Ridgewood and Bushwick back before Bushwick was hipster Disneyland and the school was 50% white and 50% non white. You had to form prison style race based groups to protect yourself or you would be beaten up. People dont know what diversity is but they will get it as white population drops.

spider-man already had a black villain.

we need a female villain.

samefag

I have no problem with an ethnically diverse cast, but I just can't suspend my disbelief enough to accept that this guy is named Flash Thompson.

>still no Mysterio
WHY

Oh don't get me wrong I'm Sup Forums as fuck and hate diversity but it's ignorance to say this is not normal for Queens.

It's ironic that Keaton is playing the Vulture.

Batman, then Birdman, Vulture

yeah, in a movie no one saw.

female villain would be great.

>yeah, in a movie no one saw.
doesn't matter

and with a female villain it could be easier to not spoil who the villain is the second they're introduced like every other white male villain.

bella thorne to be cast as MJ

If you are over 12 you shouldn't be giving a shit about spiderman

Sorry but men beating the shit out of women in movies would be mysoginist, so that's impossible

at least they didn't call her MJ but cast her as a mexican.

Maybe I explained myself wrong, I don't think he's a bad choice. I think he will be great.
Point is, the guy dressed up as BIRDMAN in an Oscar winning film, and that role is forever going to be associated with his career and image.
Which would have been fine if his only "capeshit" baggage was rapresented by Batman (and that was the point of the whole satire, but then he actually went and played a BIRD MAN.

It's not even a matter of superhero roles or quips. Imagine if he was going to play Norman Osborn instead as everyone speculated. That would have been another thing.

Even if he plays a flawless Vulture, there's going to be some level of ironic self-consciousness about it in the context of the film.
I can't even imagine how his meeting with Marvel went and who bursted into laughter first.

Nigger please

Apparently the USA in the Marvel Universe now has White people as a minority population.

>bella thorne to be cast as MJ
Why not... with all the other pandering going on in the movie to minorities, may as well pander to the LGBT groups and make Peter Parker a tranny lover.

>Tony Revolori is Flash Thompson

The girls are hot though.

>hate diversity
why exactly?

>men beating the shit out of women in movies would be mysoginist, so that's impossible
kek that happened in james fucking bond, the biggest movie franchise on the planet. no one cared.

It's also ironic that Emma Stone and Edward Norton were also MCU capeshit stars. This will bring us full-circle.

wave of the future. but we'll still get treated like we own the fucking place.

Probably there's a spin and his name is Flasheed

>we'll have a brazillian Venom in our lifetime
I'll wait for the memes

I wonder if those black chicks are going to get bleached by spiderboy's web maker.

user don't start this shit or he'll pull his chart folder with all the statistics about "muh crimes" and how it's "about nature not nurtue"